James Franco also had a total hissy fit today because the writer for the Oscars pointed out the obvious: James Franco totally bombed as an Oscar host. Here’s what the writer said:

“I don’t think he realized how big a deal it is to do it until he was actually confronted with it. I think he thought he would kind of … I don’t know what he thought. I thought maybe it was a performance-art prank, and then I realized he sincerely wanted to do it. But it’s outside of those guys’ comfort zones. The only people who know how to host those shows are people who get up onstage every night and say, ‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. A funny thing happened … ‘ Or people like Bette [Midler] who get up and sing all night and tell stories.”

And then here’s how James Franco responded on his Twitter:

Super duper mature James. For someone who is such a “student of the arts” you think he’d be able to accept the criticism, think about it objectively and then agree that yes indeed he did suck at the Oscars.

Stacey: What a baby.  What a quiver killer.  Good thing I removed him from my Freebie Five months ago. 

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I have a friend who for Halloween last year was Patrick Swayze in the famous SNL skit where he was competing with Chris Farley to get in to Chippendales (video below).

He nailed it. He studied the video, learnt the dance, and even gave us a show late into the night. And even still, when he’s had enough drinks and “Workin’ for the Weekend” comes on, he will start to get the pelvic thrust and might take his shirt off.

This is what I think of when I see this picture of James Franco: my friend Mike. I’m not sure what James Franco was doing with Chippendales last night (um, I do have a few guesses) but I don’t think it could even compare to Mike’s routine.

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If James Franco ran into himself on the street (were it possible) I think he’d totally pick himself up and take him home for a quick one. Even though he says he’s not gay I think he’d make an exception for himself.

Stacey: He so would. In fact, he would probably ask the other him if he had a twin brother and make it a three way.

(pic: Socialite Life)

(Pic: Just Jared)

Every November men from all over the world donate their faces for the great cause of raising awareness and funds for men’s health, specifically, prostate cancer, by growing mustaches, or as men of the club fondly refer to them, Mo’s.  Why mustaches you may ask?  Well, men and their Mo’s raise awareness and open conversation to the movement.  This will be my hubby’s second year of being a Mo Bro and I also joined his team this year as a Mo Sista, helping him raise money and support him in his Mo growing efforts.  This year, he has decided to grow the mustache with handle bars that he has affectionately named “The Velvet Curtain”.

The fun thing about Movember is seeing all the man that have Mo’s and figuring out which ones have grown it just for the cause or actually just have a mustache for every day life.

This picture of James Franco has me wondering; Mo Bro?  Or is this mustache a lifestyle for him?

Tanya: I think James Franco’s moustache is probably just an attempt for him to be a little different. Except the bad news for Franco is that everybody’s doing it right now.

To find out more about Movember, click here.  Make sure you check out the tab “Men’s Health” to get some of the stats.  Did you know that 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with Prostate Cancer?

To donate to my hubby’s team, The Habitat Hoodlums, click here.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Remember how James Franco used to be in my Freebie Five?  And then there was this.  Which caused him to be removed.  But then he stepped up his game in this, tapping into the naughty professor fantasy.

But now there is this picture.  Which James did for Candy Magazine.  Which is doing in support of this magazine which is the “ first ever completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny”  Which is awesome.  I am not debating the merit of what he is doing. 

But I just don’t fantasize about men that are that pretty.  And he is pretty.  Its actually alarming how pretty he is.  I like my men a little more masculine.  Like with beards and barely brushed hair and clothes just thrown together.  And now every time I see James I am going to see that beautiful face done up looking better than half the women out there. 

I’m sorry James but you are officially banished from my Freebie Five.  Banished for being too pretty.

Tanya: You think James Franco in drag is pretty??? Really? I think he makes a much less masculine woman than some other trannys but I wouldn’t call him pretty by any means.

Some other site said he looks like Lilith Sternin from Cheers and I totally agree

Stacey: Are you kidding me?  Look at those features, the perfect cheek bones and the full pouty lips.  Sure, the make up is a bit much but he’s man pretty for sure.

Owen Wilson couldn’t hold it ’till they got back to the clubhouse – The Superficial - S: Eeeewwwww.

Isla Fisher & Sacha Baron Cohen welcome baby #2 (but who knows how long ago?) – People – S: Do you think they are hiding the new baby for a reason? T: I don’t think they’re hiding it for any sort of smutty reason. People Magazine said they are “incredibly private” and haven’t even confirmed their wedding that happened a few years ago.

Everybody loves James Franco – Socialite Life – S: Except me.  Nothing will ever redeem this.

Everybody loves Justin Bieber – JustJared – S: Again, except me.

Nobody loves Courtney Love – Dlisted – S: Here here!

I love Carey Mulligan’s hair! <3 – Celebitchy – S: Totally!  I wish I could rock this look.

AnnaLynne McCord is the one that got Kellan Lutz into building houses in New Orleans – I’m Not Obsessed

(Pic: Just Jared)

This picture of James Franco is hot.  So so hot.  But still when I look at this picture, all I can see is this.

Thanks, James, thanks a lot.  You have ruined you forever for me.

Tanya: Ooh. This is a great photo. You know how some guys have schoolgirl fantasies? This picture is kinda like the inverse of that: a college professor fantasy.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Remember how Tanya and I couldn’t agree on James Franco’s hotness?  Well, we no longer have that problem.  Because I can no longer look at James and not see this sweater.  I close my eyes and picture him…in this sweater.  I imagine cuddling up to him…in this sweater.  I envision him taking me out to a romantic dinner at my favorite restaurant….in this sweater.

Its horrible.  And it has killed any and all quiver I had for him.

This sweater.  Forever and ever… no.

Tanya: Not a good look Mr. Franco. Instead of looking “hip” in his old man cardigan he just looks like an old man. Tis a sad day for James Franco lovers around the world :’(

This is an extra special post for Stacey as today is her birthday!

Stacey, I am truly thankful to have you as a friend. Your passion, conviction and ability to emotionally relate with everything never ceases to amaze me. You’re the sensitive, introspective balance to my cold hard logic and conversations I have with you never cease to make me think about things in a different way and ultimately help me to become a better, more well-rounded person. You are also one of the best gym buddies I’ve ever had and help motivate me to work on my fitness too.

You are a beautiful young woman (inside & outside), a wonderful friend and my favourite co-blogger. Please keep up the awesome

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Love Tanya

Stacey: Awwww, shucks *blushing* Your kind words totally made my day.  I am equally blessed to have such an awesome friend and co-blogger.  You are one of my oldest and dearest friends and I am so grateful for the evolution of our friendship over the years.

And you knew the perfect gift for me. Some hot man meat.  A special thanks for the Hawksley picture.  *swoon*

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# 8 James Franco

Style/Wardrobe: 7

Body: 8.75

Face: 8

Charisma:  9

Sleaze Factor: 2.5

Lust Factor: 5

Hot Score:  35.3

One thing we have mentioned a few times before is that Tanya and I have been friends for a long time. One of the main reasons this has happened is that we have never been interested in the same guy.  Ever.  Sure we find some of the same guys attractive but very rarely does the same guy get us both hot under the collars, if you know what I mean.  Some guys, we were in total agreement and with other guys we couldn’t disagree more. 

Take James Franco for example.  I LOVE James Franco.  In fact, he is currently on my Freebie Five list.  The only other guys on this list who rank higher than him for Lust Factor are also on my Freebie Five.  In other words, James Franco, in my opinion, is the bee’s knees.  I gave him an 8 for lust.  Tanya, on the other hand, graded him at a 2.  2!  Colin Farrell I could forgive, but James Franco?  I am drawing the line in the sand.

How could you not lust after him?  He is delicious.  He’s talented (have you seen Milk?), educated (has an undergraduate degree in English from UCLA), funny, (Pineapple Express), doesn’t take himself too seriously (he is doing a stint on General Hospital), and he is gorgeous (dark eyes, pouty lips). 

And he is just so amazing to watch on screen.  There is just something about him that is so sexy and earnest.  *sigh*

When I first fell in love with him was on Freaks and Geeks.  One of the best shows ever but unfortunately it was cancelled after one season.  He plaid the tortured hot bad boy.  Come people, which one of us wasn’t in love with that guy? 

James, I wish you were higher, but Hottest Guy #8 is pretty decent.  If it’s any consolation, if it were just me doing this list, you would be higher.

T: James Franco seems like a really awesome guy and he is deservedly WAY higher on the list than Colin Ferile  Farrell. James is attractive, no doubt about that. But I just don’t feel the lust. Hot body, great face, tons of charisma but I’d rather just curl up and read a book with him. We can listen to Led Zeppelin, watch some Super Troopers, talk about the underlying themes of To Kill a Mockingbird, but at the end of the day I still have my pants on.

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