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With the cast screening last night of X-Men: First Classes, the talk that January Jones’ baby daddy is married Matthew Vaughn (wifey being super gorgeous Claudia Schiffer) reached a fevered pitch after Vaughn didn’t show up due to “severe tonsillitis”.  That coupled with the fact that word on the street is that whomever sperminated January is married and has children of his own is causing people to put two and two together.  And two and two together apparently equals January and Matthew doin the no-pants dance.

Of course it is all speculation but according to “sources” (whatever that means), JJ and Vaughn had a “very close” relationship on set…allegedly.

I am trying to keep in mind that it is all hearsay and rumor at this point…but if this is true, and she is preggo with a married man’s baby that kind of makes her a skank.  It also makes the dude a double skank for going behind his wife’s back and getting another woman pregnant.

Do you know what is funny?  That even with all this skankiness…she is still boring.

Tanya: I kind of like this dress, but kind of hate it at the same time. I think it’s January that makes it not so awesome.

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January Jones’ bid to make her self less boring has just taken an interesting turn…

Ever since announcing that she is expecting, she has kept the identity of her baby daddy secret causing many to speculate who he is and why she isn’t saying who it is.  I myself wondered if maybe it was someone on the set of the X-Men movie.  Apparently I was on to something as rumor has it that it IS in fact someone from the set.  And the reason she isn’t saying who the father is is because the father is….wait for it…MARRIED!  Dun dun dun! 

Its all speculation at this point, obviously, and I wonder if we will ever really know, especially if that person is married, but lets speculate shall we.

List of Possible Baby Daddies Who Are Married:

• James McAvoy
• Kevin Bacon
• Oliver Platt
• Jason Flemyng
• Ray Wise
• Nicholas Hoult

I am going to guess Oliver Platt…because that would be amazing.  But my smut radar is going off for James McAvoy.  However, in all likelihood it probably isn’t any of these people and the person probably isn’t married either.  We are all most likely making something out of nothing.  And in reality, its none of our business who her baby daddy is.  But what are we if not a gossip blog?  What would we do if we didn’t speculate about people that we know nothing about?

For what its worth….I still think she is boring.

What guys find hot this year

Maxim was getting a little desperate this year to find 100 hot ladies. While some of the ladies really are hot (Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli), many of them are just “meh” (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, January Jones) and the majority are either “not so hot anymore” or “have never been hot” (Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan).

They should have really just saved face and did the “Maxium Hot 15″ this year.

Stacey: Paz?  Really?

This list kind of seems like there was a bunch of guys sitting around the table, having a hard time coming up with 100 hot chicks and then when a name was thrown at them, they asked “Does she have boobs?  If she does, she is on the list.”  Is that all it takes, guys?

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Oh.  January Jones is one of those girls.

Since J.J. announced that she was expecting her first child, the gossip world has been abuzz about who the baby daddy is.  Many have speculated it is her ex boyfriend, Jason Sudeikis, of Saturday Night Live.

According to Us Weekly, Jason and J.J. broke up because she was pressuring him to start a family and that freaked him out.  Well, if it turns out he is the sperm donor, then he had a right to be freaked out because girl went and got knocked up anyways.  But, really, when you are sleeping with someone, you have to be prepared for the consequences so January isn’t really 100% to blame.  Unless she lied about taking birth control or something.  And, yes, I am calling having a baby a consequence.

That would be kind of boring if it were Jason’s baby though.  I was kind of hoping it would be something exciting like Jon Hamm’s.

Tanya: I’ve heard Bobby Flay’s name also be thrown into the ring after she was hanging out with him a lot earlier this year. Every lady grows their bump differently and I’m no expert on this, but if I had to guess I’d say she looks like she’s 6 months along already. Her and Jason Sudeikis broke up in January so that could mean it’s his. Or that she was cheating on him.

When asked about the JJ’s pregnancy this is what Sudeikis said to the Washington Post:

When I asked if he had any comment on the recent news about Jones, who split with Sudeikis back in January, he said, “I’d rather — yes but no.”

Was he surprised to find out she was pregnant?

“No, I —,” then he paused and stammered. “No, I didn’t have anything [else to say].” He stammered some more.and that was the extent of our conversation on the subject. Sudeikis seemed comfortable being asked about the situation, just unwilling to say too much.

Here’s how I interpret that: “I’ve known for months that she’s pregnant, and there’s even a chance that it’s mine, but I’m waiting until we do some paternity tests before I come out with any official statement”

January Jones has always been pretty un-interesting to us, but she just upped the anti a bit by announcing that she is pregnant. Say what?

She won’t give any more details but her rep says: “She’s really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.”

Guesses on the father?

Stacey: Oooooo, way to step it up a notch.  I love this….hmmmmmm, maybe it is one of the guys from the X-Men set?

This is a pretty racy dress. Not only is it super cleavage + being barely there, but it’s that hot red that screams “CFM”.

But on January Jones it just seems like it’s a dress hanging on a mannequin. We’ve discussed January Jones’ boringnessbefore and she just keeps proving it. How can someone make a dress like this seem non-sexual? I’ve just looked through all of the posts we’ve ever done on January Jones and they all say the same thing – January Jones exudes boringness.

Stacey: Yes!  Insanely boring.  Picture this dress on someone else…Rachel McAdams, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson and this dress would pop.  But on January it’s just so….blah.  Like, yawn fest.  Boring.  Next!

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See.  January Jones is boring.

Pretty dress.  Pretty smile.  Great legs.

But….

Boring, right?  Like I feel like I am looking at a mannequin.

Yawn.

Tanya: Great outfit, great body, great shoes and hair, but you’re right. Totally boring on her. Maybe she’d look spicy in jeans and a t-shirt?

I have always thought that one of the coolest jobs in the world is being a stunt double. All the cool things in movies are all done by stunt doubles.

Here’s January Jones and her stunt double filming X-Men: First Class as Emma Frost. I’m not sure if I buy her as the White Queen so I’ll just have to wait and see.

Stacey: Yawn.  January Jones is boring!  You know what isn’t boring?  That dude in the backround making that awesome face.

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Ok, I don’t get this.  Everyone has been falling all over themselves over the new cover of Rolling Stone Magazine.  While the chicks looks hot (hello Christina), what the hell is going on with Jon Hamm and his weird poopy face.  You can’t tell me they couldn’t find a better photo of him than this?  He looks constipated.  Or angry.  Or maybe angry because he is constipated?

On a side note.  Don’t Christina Hendricks boobies look like two fluffy pillows that you just want to rest your head on and take a nap.  I think they do.

Tanya: Honestly, I didn’t even notice his face. All I see is boobies and legs. Christina Hendricks’ boobs always get all the love. I’d like to give a special shout out to Elisabeth Moss’s girls today.

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Here is January Jones leaving a studio yesterday wearing a really cute outfit.  And looking painfully thin.

I know that there are lots of guys out there that think January is super hot, but as mentioned before, I find her incredibly boring.  The only interesting thing about her is that she is on Mad Men.

Just look at this picture.  Pretty, yes, but vanilla, plain Jane, nothing interesting.  Maybe that’s why Don cheats on   Betty all the time…because she is boring!  That and he is a pig, but still.

Tanya: I like this look, but I think she should have picked a lighter colour of jeans to pair with it. The navy on black just isn’t working. I’m also getting a “Britney Spears” vibe from this top…