(Pic: Dlisted)

Firstly, I would like to start by saying I do not condone violence towards anyone for any reason.

With that being said….

Don’t you just want to punch this douche in the face?

Not that I would ever do it, but if I did I am pretty sure punching Jared Leto in the face would give me more happiness than anything else I have experienced in my life previous to that.  Yes, it would feel that good.

Tanya: His hair looks like a hedgehog, and I could never punch a cute little hedgehog (it might hurt).

(Pic: Dlisted and more at ONTD)

Considering my growing disdain and loathing for Jared Leto and his intolerable pretentiousness, I think you can understand why I would love this photo so much.  Please.  Its. Amazing.

Tanya: You know how I know you’re gay?

(Pics: Just Jared)

I don’t know what it is about Jared Leto but he makes me so angry!  Like, Hulk angry!

I just….I can’t….what the…..it’s just….

You see!  I am so enraged by his pretentious bull plop that I can’t even type!  Arg!

What is this look?  Seriously!  What is he trying to say?

“Hi.  I am Jared Leto.  I am trying so desperately to be something I am not that I come across as a total pompous ass.  Don’t you love my pretty facial hair that I that I am pretending to not care about but secretly love and hope you love too?”.

I heard 30 Seconds to Mars is coming to Calgary.  I almost want to go and become something I hate, that’s how angry he makes me.  I think if I were to go, I would throw rotten tomatoes.

Tanya: I don’t know what he’s looking at but the reflection in his glasses is pretty cool.

Stacey: No.  Those ARE his glasses.  Haven’t you seen these before.  They would be cool on pretty much anyone else but him.

Stacey, remember when I said Madonna has “Granny Cleavage” and you asked me to never say the words “Granny Cleavage” ever again? Well, I was looking through the I Smell Smut analytics and people are searching Google for “granny cleavage”, finding our site, and loving our posts. In fact, of all the ridiculous things people are searching for to find our site, “granny cleavage” is the #20 traffic driving keyword. That’s fairly high for something so weird and disturbing (Tori Spelling is #1; also weird and disturbing). I’m also loving the amount of traffic we get for the term “Motorboat“.

Some other personal faves:

“bathing suits to make your butt look bigger”

“cyrus’s parenting skills”

“jared leto pretentious”

“tits in Hawaii”

Heh. Analytics are fun

Stacey: LOL!  I love this story so much!  Granny Cleavage?  Who is searching for this term?  You people are sick.  You know who you are!  *gives side eye*

Ya ya, we get it, Jared Leto.  You’re punk rock.  And nothing proves that more than a pink Mohawk and studded pants and a blue leather jacket.  There is nothing “put on” about that at all.

You know whats funny about this blue jacket is I was at Sears last night with my mom looking at jackets.  She bought me this really cute mid length one with, white and beige stripped with a really cute buckle and awesome cut (I have the best mommy in the world).  Anyways, I saw this exact jacket in the sales section and picked it up and said to my mom “who would actually wear this?” and she said “no one that’s why there is 20 of them in the sales section”.  We stand corrected though.  No one except Jared Leto.  Zing!

Tanya: I’ve got nothing against actors who become musicians (Jada Smith, Juliette Lewis)  but something about Jared Leto is just so… pretentious. And pretentious is the exact opposite of punk rock.

(Pic: DListed)

That is the word that comes to mind when I see you, Jared Leto.  Pretentious.

Look.  We get it.  You don’t want to be seen as a beautiful actor.  You want to be seen as a punk rock bad ass who is counter culture and doesn’t give a flying f-ck what people think of you. 

But in the process of punching other actors in the face because they don’t like your band, adopting an emo look (just like all the other emo people out there), and this ridiculous mohawk, rather than becoming those things, you have turned into somewhat of a tool. 

And I, for one, am not buying this image that you are putting out there.  Because I believe it is completely crafted and put on.  It doesn’t feel authentic and it doesn’t feel real. 

So you can keep shaving your head and dying your hair pink and kicking your feet and screaming I am an artist, but I am never going to buy it and I am going to keep thinking you are pretentious.

OK?

Jared Leto at Coachella

I used to think Jared Leto was a pretty good looking guy. He wasn’t too shabby in Requiem for a Dream and Alexander. But then he got all emo rocker and now he’s turning into… Kurt Cobain? In tight pants? Is he taking fashion tips from Russell Brand? I don’t know what’s going on here.

Here’s Jared Leto at Coachella this weekend.

Stacey: LOL.  I totally thought the same thing.  He must have seen that pic we posed and thought that was a good look.  I think we may have our next contestant for “Who’s the bigger douche?”.  Seriously, remember when Jared used to be hot?  Then he did crap like yell at Elijah Wood.  And date Lindsay Lohan.  And make a really crappy movie about Mark David Chapman.  And wear those pants.  Are those zippers?  Ack. 

Jared Leto & Headband Dude at Coachella