You might look at this picture of Jason Statham and see an attractive man in a really nice suit, but I don’t. All I see is velcro shoes!! Velcro shoes are awesome. Except when you start getting old. Then you hit that line where it crosses from uber-trendy to “maybe they can’t tie their shoes anymore because of the arthritis”. As much as I love me some Statham I think he might want to stick to laces or slip on.

Stacey: As hot as Jason looks, all I can see are the shoes.  And when I think of those shoes, I think of my grandpa.  I think he had the exact same pair.  And thinking of my grandpa does not equal sexy.  Not even on Jason.

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See.  What did I say?  I knew seeing Jason Statham flying solo would be short lived.  Now we have to look at pictures with him and his girlfriend again.  Lame.

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Here is I Smell Smut’s reigning #1 Hottest Guy, bring the hotness while running sum errands and pumping gas.  Aside from him looking all hot and manly, there is no real reason for these photos.  That and we so rarely get to see him out with out her.

So enjoy it while you can.  Because next time we see him, she will probably be out with him, soiling the photos.

Tanya: So. Hot. But so is she so I don’t think she soils the photos at all. You’re just jealous of her

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Our #1 Hot Guy Jason Statham and his super hot girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are taking it to the next step and have been seen apartment hunting in NYC.

Stacey: I don’t care what you say, Tanya.  I don’t like her.  Because she is dating my man.  And I know that sounds petty, but I don’t care.  I hope they break up.

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Just the other day Stacey was lamentinghow we don’t have enough Jason Statham on the site these days. Problem solved! Mr Statham has a new movie coming out called 13 and promote it he’s on the cover of this month’s Men’s Fitness. Yum.

I hate to say it but the cover shot makes him look… old. And I guess he is old (quick Google check) he’s 38 this year.

Stacey: Old?  You think he looks old?  I disagree.  I think he looks like a man.  And anyways, old Jason Statham > than pretty much anyone else anyways.  I will take him any day of the week over some of those other boys out there.  Like this for example.

Tanya: True that. Jason Statham’s thinning hair > Zac Efron’s armpit hair

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(Just Jared)

And just because we don’t get enough of our #1 Hottest Guy, here is a picutre of Jason Statham out and about with his girlfiend…I am too lazy to check up her name but she’s that girl that I decided we should hate but somebody, not naming names (Tanya), wouldn’t go along with me….

….*side eye*….

Anyways, isn’t he hot?  He is.

Tanya: He is. For sure. But that’s not a good reason to hate Rosie.

Stacey: She’s dating a boy I like.  I know its super high schoolish but if that isn’t a good reason for hating someone than I don’t know what is.

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I guess the built in fan base for Eat, Prey, Love didn’t come out to support the movie at the box office so far this weekend because Just Jared is reporting that The Expendables brought the most money in on Friday night.

I’m all for the rah rah chick movies too, but why would you go see a movie with that bitchy broad, Julia Roberts when you could go see a movie with I Smell Smut’s reigning #1 Hottest Guy, Jason Statham?  Plus, all the cool tough guys that men like are in this movie, so I am not really surprised.  The Expendables has something for everyone; hot guys for the chicks, violence and action for the guys, everybody wins.  All Eat, Prey, Love has is a story about a woman with a great life who leaves her husband to go on an extended holiday for a year.  Not really much for anyone, IMO.

I want to see The Expendables.  If you need to know why, please see above picture.  Jason Statham on a motorcycle.  Yes please!

Tanya: Ok, Jason Statham is totally hot and worth going to see a movie for. BUT the rest of the movie you’ll be staring at this, so weigh the pros and cons appropriately:

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This is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Claim to fame?  Replacing Megan Fox in the Transformers franchise.  She is a hot bitch.

But thats not important.  What is important is that this 23 year old is apparently dating I Smell Smut’s Hottest Guy, Jason Statham.

I don’t care how hot she is.  She is dating our boyfriend.  Lets hate her, ok?

Rosie.  Pfft.  What kind of name is that anyways.

Tanya: I can’t hate her for being hot, being a Victoria’s Secret model or for dating Jason Statham. Those are all awesome. And for taking over Megan Fox’s role in Transformers? Even more awesome.

And my middle name is Rose so don’t hate on it, OK?

At 4am on Saturday Jason Statham and Kristin Cavallari were pulled over by cops as they were driving a golf cart down a main street.

“They were joking about how they wanted to take the cart off-roading. They were later spotted on a main road getting stopped by Palm Springs police.

“The officers ordered them to go back and return the cart and proceed immediately to their hotel rooms.”

Awesome.

This girl in the photo that he was making out with at Coachella that same day isn’t Kristin Cavallari though, is it?

Stacey: No that is definitly not Kristin.  But who cares about that girl?  The most important person in this picture is Jason, who is totally bring the hot.  He just oozes sex appeal.  The pics of Jason are so few an far between that sometimes I almost forget about him.  Then I see a picture of him and am reminded of how much he totally owns my ass.  So hot.

I would take a golf cart off roading with him.  Heck, I would go anywhere he wanted me to.

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This is an extra special post for Stacey as today is her birthday!

Stacey, I am truly thankful to have you as a friend. Your passion, conviction and ability to emotionally relate with everything never ceases to amaze me. You’re the sensitive, introspective balance to my cold hard logic and conversations I have with you never cease to make me think about things in a different way and ultimately help me to become a better, more well-rounded person. You are also one of the best gym buddies I’ve ever had and help motivate me to work on my fitness too.

You are a beautiful young woman (inside & outside), a wonderful friend and my favourite co-blogger. Please keep up the awesome

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Love Tanya

Stacey: Awwww, shucks *blushing* Your kind words totally made my day.  I am equally blessed to have such an awesome friend and co-blogger.  You are one of my oldest and dearest friends and I am so grateful for the evolution of our friendship over the years.

And you knew the perfect gift for me. Some hot man meat.  A special thanks for the Hawksley picture.  *swoon*

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