Hola! Magazine is reporting that Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz have a new little baby boy! The couple is said to have birthed on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

I can’t wait to hear what they named this little guy – it’ll probably be something super cute and Spanish.

Congrats Javier & Penelope!

Stacey: I want to know the name!  And I am sure they will have the most beautiful baby ever.  Can’t wait to see the little guy.

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Even though Javier Bardem just married Penelope Cruz, I think Penny better keep her eye on her hubby because it seems like he has the hots for someone else:

“No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. I had the great opportunity to meet Brad a couple of times…what a beauty! He is beautiful and his physicality is so amazing to see. But the beauty really comes from different places—the way he talks, the way he’s interested in what you’re saying. And that body is like—wow! It’s amazing, no? He really made me feel very, like…I don’t know, like, I could fall in love with him! Like a teenager girl getting crazy and going [screams] like that. I met him only twice, but so nice, so…generous and very true to himself, and I don’t know him that well, but I would say it’s a good self. And that is when the beauty comes voom! And if you have a body besides that, then it’s like, f-ck!”

Brad and Javier sitting in a tree.  K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Tanya: I’m not sure if I should give Javier props for being so comfortable with his masculinity that he can squeal like a schoolgirl over Brad Pitt, or if I should give him the side eye and question if he’s gayer than a double complete rainbow?

Not to be left behind in the mass amount of weddings going on, Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem have also tied the knot. A rep for the couple confirms that they got married in early July in the Bahamas.

Congrats Penelope & Javier!

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Hey guys,

I want to apologise for my crappy blogging. I was in Hawaii for two weeks and since I’ve been back no gossip has really jumped out at me enough for me to form an opinion to write about. A combination of the R&R soothing my inner cranky pants and the brain numbingness of being back at work has left me indifferent and comatose at the end of the day. Not a good blogging combination.

But fear not! Lots of posts will be coming soon! And as a sign of goodwill here is one of the best ass grabs I’ve seen in a while.

Tanya

PS. Stacey, thank you for being a super awesome co-blogger and picking up the slack for me while I was gone. And while I’ve been back.

Stacey: No worries!  What are friends for?  Beside, I am going to need to hit you up for the same favor when I go on my trip

Socialite Lifeis reporting the Eat, Pray, Love is gonna be a movie and that Julia Roberts has been cast as Elizabeth and Javier Bardem will be her Indonesian lover.

Julia Roberts is a good fit for this role Imagine Julia Roberts being casted to play you. Pretty flattering. lol, Stacey, with our luck Tori Spelling and Ashley Simpson would get cast to play you and I (boooo!).

I read the book, liked most of it (didn’t dig the Indonesia section, to be honest), but I’m not too gung-ho about the movie. It’ll be a ‘girl’s night’ renter.

Stacey: I need to be honest here.  This book did nothing for me.  I tried to get through it, I really did.  It took me about 5 months to get through India and Italy, when finally I just needed to give up on it.  Its the only book I have ever started and not finished.  I know I am probably offending every female who reads this website but there was nothing in the book that I could relate to, which I think is why it is so popular; because so many women relate to the main character.

With that being said, I will probably see the movie.  And Julia Roberts is perfect for the lead role.  Javier Bardem though?  He’s not Indonesian.  Was the guy in the book actually Indonesian?  See, thats how little this book interested me.

As for who would play me in a movie of my life?  I always thought Drew Barrymore would be a good me, but that’s strictly me just wanting to meet her.  Although, lately, with her attire, I am not sure that would be true anymore.  I could see Anne Hathaway playing you, Tanya.

Tanya: I could totally see Drew Barrymore playing you. Anne Hathaway? Not someone I’d have guessed, but I’ll take her! Or Scarlett Johannson, I think she’d be a good “me”. lol, now to do something worthwhile enough to get a movie made…