Jennifer Garner & Emo Ben are expecting baby #3. There’s been speculation on Jenn’s belly for awhile but we’ve mostly stayed out of it until we got official confirmation. Which we now have.

Think they’ll have a little emo boy like daddy or another ridiculously adorable little girl?

Stacey: YAY!  I am doing jumpy claps right now,  I LOVE when these two have kids.  They are hands down the cutest kids in Hollywood.  Plus, I get a new baby brother or sister.  Woot!

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Jennifer Garner was at the BAFTA Gala this weekend and aside from the sadness in her eyes she looks absolutely stunning.

Stacey: There is a definite sadness in her eyes. Maybe it is because her hubby’s ex fiance and rumored mistress were there as well?  Whatever it is, she looks amazing otherwise.

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Can you believe how big Violet Affleck is getting?  So tall, so pretty.  And don’t you totally love her super cute shirt?  Seraphina’s Big Sister.  Love it!

But I would like to know where her “Stacey’s Little Sister” shirt is.

Tanya: Would it be totally weird if we had one made and sent to their house?

Who knew a some nudie pics would cause such a good amount of gossip?

Ben Affleck was out with Jennifer Garner and the girls yesterday sporting a black eye which has led many to speculate that the Blake Lively nude pics, where are said to have been taken while she was filming The Town with Affleck, were intended for Ben and when Jenn saw them she freaked out and kicked the crap out of Ben Affleck and then leaked them online for the world to see.

It’s a good theory. However, if Ben was the recipient and Jennifer Garner found them she probably would have given him a black eye, then found someone to release them online looking like some hacker by which time the black eye probably would have healed. And if you knew that your name was already attached to these photos would you go out in public right away with a black eye and further the speculation? Probably not. Ben & Jen are pretty low key to begin with, I think they’d know how to play this one a bit better if it were true.

Maybe Ben Affleck just saw them online for the first time the other day and Jennifer Garner totally busted his face for looking at them.

I like this storyline of Jennifer Garner kicking ass and leaking nude photos to smear another girls image. She always comes across so non-threatening so this new image is kinda fun.

Stacey: Ya, but what better way to make people think it isn’t you then by acting in the way in which you wouldn’t act if it was you?

Did that make sense.

I totally think Jen had something to do with this.  What better way to embarrass the hussy who messed with your husband (allegedly) then leaking nude photos of her just when her “career” is starting to take off?

While Jen has always seemed really nice and polite, even the nicest girls can be bitches.   Sometimes their inner bitch is the worst because they are always hiding and repressing it.

I think the black eye is unrelated though.  Sometimes a black eye is just a black eye.

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I don’t know what it is about Violet Affleck-Garner (I am not sure if they have hyphenated their last names for the kids, but I am doing it regardless) but every time I see her I just feel so…happy and I can’t help but smile.  She is so adorable (love how she is rocking her new glasses) and always seems like she is have a good time.  Come to think of it, I don’t recall a single time that I have seen a photographer of her where she is not happy.  And she gets photographed quite a bit; you’d think we would have seen at least one bad day, right?

What a great way to live life…always happy.

Tanya: Well there was this one time that Violet Affleck threw a temper tantrum and it was caught by the paps. But overall she seems like she’s a ridiculously happy kid. I hope my kid is as happy as Violet.

Jennifer Garner & Jeremy Renner at the Critics Choice Awards

Martha Stewart knows how to get people to open up – just get them drunk! Jennifer Garner told about how she got drunk filming Martha Stewart’s Christmas special because it was all champagne drinking and no eating on set:

“By the time we get to cooking and having our champagne, I hadn’t had anything to eat… and I got drunk. They needed it (champagne drinking) for continuity and it tasted good… and whenever I’m around her (Stewart) I suddenly get really West Virginian and southern… and so I got drunk and southern, and it was the worst combination,” she added.

“I can’t bear to watch it because I just started talking faster and faster.”

Getting drunk with Martha Stewart would probably be a lot of fun. You know how when people get drunk they show off all kinds of weird “talents” they have? Well imagine Martha Stewart saying “but have you ever seen anyone do this before?!” and who knows what comes after that. Or else it would be the exact opposite and you’d get something like “well you know, whenever you’re filming a champagne segment it’s always a good idea to have some saltine crackers and citrus infused water on hand so you don’t get sloppy on television” and make you feel like an ass.

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Ben Affleck is angry about something.

Probably that his family is being papped when they are out and about.

Or maybe someone asked him about Gigli?

Whatever it is, that is not very appropriate behaviour to display around young, impressionable Violet.  Next thing you know, Violet will be flipping the bird to everyone she sees.  Terrible.

Scratch that.  That would be awesome.

I don’t have a sister so I never experienced this but I do have two little cousins who like to be dressed the same. They have to settle for “both wearing pink pants” or “both wearing shirts with a rainbow” but Violet and Seraphina Affleck got lucky and actually get to wear the exact same outfit.

Stacey: I love Seraphina’s silver high tops.  See that black arm on the left side of the picture?  That’s me.  And I am wearing the same outfit as my two adopted sisters.

Ok.  Not really, but that would be pretty sweet.

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My adopted baby sister, Violet, apparently isn’t the perfect little angel she has appears to be, showing us her inner Kingston Rossdale while out with mommy, Jen Garner, throwing a major hissy fit.  This looks like the “but I don’t want to do that!” foot stomp.

Only Violet could make a temper tantrum look cute.

Tanya: I feel bad for Jennifer Garner. It’s pretty awful when you’re with a screaming kid and everyone stares you down, but do have it all captured by photographers for the whole world to see? Embarrassing!

Check out Violet dancing in the street after a ballet class. So cute! Think she’s got the performer gene from her parents or think this is just normal 4 year old silliness?

Stacey: LOL!  Tanya!  I literally just saved all these pictures to use in a post!  Hilarious.

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