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Apparently, according to TMZ, Jennifer Lopez was spotted out on a date with Bradley Cooper.

See!  What did I say?  Now that she is popular again, she needed an upgrade.  Well, that certainly is an improvement from Skeletor.

We’ll see if this goes anywhere.

PS This isn’t a picture from their date, just a random from some other time.

Tanya: Do. Not. Want. JLo is a man eater and BCoop seems like such a nice guy. This hook up makes me sad.

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So.  Last week J-Lo and Marc Anthony announce their divorce.  At first, there was nothing smutty happening.  But of course, it’s J-Lo.  And she is the drama queen to end all drama queens.  We had to know that this divorce wasn’t going to go quietly.

This week Jen’s camp appears to be pushing hard to get your vote in the “Who Wins This Divorce” game that is constantly being played in Hollywood.

J-Lo’s camp is alleging that Marc was controlling, possessive, jealous of her career, and that he may or may not have cheated on her.  And to really stick it to Marc, someone “leaked” that Jen’s mom reached out to a special friend to get advice on her crumbling marriage…Ben Affleck.

Allegedly Ben responded, gave some advice, and wished her well.

Am I the only one giving J-Lo the side eye right now.  To me, if they haven’t kept in contact at all over the last 8 years, this seems desperate, pathetic.  And also really really mean.  Both to Marc and to Jen Garner.  Even if it’s true, is J-Lo such a manipulative, mean spirited bitch that she would intentionally leak this?  Apparently so.

I’m not 100% buying this story.  But it is still juicy enough to discuss.

Tanya: Her mom called Ben to get advice on her crumbling marriage? I call BS on that one. I have a feeling that the Affleck/Lopez clans severed all ties after the split. Especially since both parties have moved on and have families now.

JLo can’t do anything without making it extra smutty.

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WTF?  Did NOT seet this coming.

J-Lo and Marc Anthony have decided to call it quits.

Well, maybe I kind of get it.  J-Lo always upgrades when she is riding a popularity wave.

What?  You don’t think so?  Think about it for a bit.  Puff Daddy was having legal issues so she married Chris Judd.  Then she upgraded to Ben Affleck when Chris Judd got boring.  Then she married Marc Anthony.  Since she is all famous again because of American Idol she is looking for someone new.

This will be her third divorce.

Tanya: Wow. I did not see that coming. Wonder if there’s a good gossipy story to go with it?

Um, is it Halloween? Why is Jennifer Lopez wearing some sort of Spiderman costume?

Jen, please. Just stop.

Stacey: This outfit reminds me of doilies my grandma used to crochet.

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Not to beat a dead horse or anything but just when I thought this Jennifer Lopez outfit couldn’t look any worse, I saw the above picture.

Yup.  Definitely worse.

Ugh.  Can we go back to a year ago when nobody cared about J-Lo still?

Tanya: This needs to stop. I hope her album comes out SOON so she can stop promoting it and I don’t have to see this anymore.

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Ok.  What the fack is happening with this outfit?  Not all of it.  But a lot of it.  Mostly the hair.  And the pants.  Like, what is up with the butt?  Doesn’t J-Lo have a big enough ass on its own that she doesn’t need to accentuate it any more?

And why why is she dressed like someone half her age?

Tanya: I don’t know if this happens to you, but sometimes I’ll catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror halfway through the day and have a “did I dress myself in my sleep?” moment. When you notice that what you thought was a light pink/dark pink shirt and sweater was actually pink shirt with an orange sweater. Or that your shirt shrunk and when you lift your arms you’re showing a little too much. That is what this outfit reminds me of. Something that I’d wear accidentally and then go home and get rid of.

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I’m sorry.  But did we somehow time warp back to 2000 when Jennifer Lopez was cool?  Because this mid-driff baring outfit is very reminiscent of J-Lo from 2000 who was dating Puff Daddy and telling us love don’t cost a thing.  Even though with her, it does.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, she looks amazing.  But she should.  After all, being beautiful is “part of her job” and, gosh darn it, “it isn’t easy”.

But she is, like, 40.  Maybe its just me but at a certain point, baring your mid driff just seems….inappropriate.  For pities sake, Madonna doesn’t even do it and she has the worst case of Peter Pan syndrome ever.  Plus, she is a mom now.  For some reason when I see this, I just think “Put it away.  No one wants to see that”.

There is a woman that takes my bus in the morning.  And every day, I am amazed at what she wears.  I would say she is in her late 40s.  One day it was a mini skirt and lace up black leather boots with the wood platform stiletto heals.  The other day is was skate shoes, skinny jeans, and snow boarding jacket.  Inappropriate, right?  And it just makes me wonder what the hell she is trying to accomplish?  Or prove?  I feel the same way with J-Lo.  Like, we get it, you had twins and your stomach looks awesome.  Now, please put it away.  You are making me uncomfortable.

Tanya: YES. I agree, she looks great. But there are many other ways to show you look great than to wear tube tops. Especially when tube tops were your thing 10 years ago. It just makes her seem extra old. And what’s up with her face? She looks like Heidi Klum, who is also beautiful, but very different looking than JLo.

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Is Jennfer Lopez?

People Magazine, I am throwing you a big, fat eye roll.

To be the most beautiful person do you just have to bribe People?  Or how do you land this?  Because last time I checked, it isn’t 2001 anymore.  And Jennifer Lopez is hardly relevant.  And being a judge on American Idol isn’t relevant.  Do I have an alternate choice for Most Beautiful Person?  No.  I just don’t think its J-Lo.

And their whole list is wildly uninspired; Zac Efron, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Hudson (who is only now being added to the list since she is a size 6), Katie Holmes, Ryan Reynolds, Reese Witherspoon, Mandy Moore, Kellan Lutz (as much as I love him, it’s a little obvious), Sandra Bullock, Eva Longoria…see.  Uninspired.

Tan, when are we going to throw down our Most Beautiful list?

Tanya: Well, we’ll be doing our hottest guys (hehe) in a few weeks, then I think we should have a list for the ladies as well. Maybe put them together with some different qualifying factors to come up with a “Most Beautiful” list? Some people might be “Beautiful” but not “Hot”. To me “beautiful” also implies a certain level of grace that “hotness” doesn’t need. AnnaLynne McCord is hot and she does a lot of charity work which makes her Beautiful. Jennifer Lopez is attractive (questionably) but is a total self-centred bitch (so I hear) which makes her un-beautiful. Her headline should say “People’s Most Beautiful People, brought to you by the producers of American Idol”. Is Steven Tyler on the list too?

Imagine what a picture of the back of these ladies would look like.

Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian at the Grammy Awards.

Stacey: All this butt and yet my favorite butt, Coco, is not there.  Could you imagine all 4 of them?  And maybe throw in some Amber Rose and a little Beyonce?  It would be big butt heaven…where I want to go when I die.

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Did you watch the Grammy Awards last night? Overall it was pretty unmemorable but JLo & Marc Anthony added a little spark to it when she pretty much de-nutted him and gave him the best bitchface ever on live TV. I’m sure the interaction between them was meant to be cute and funny but it looked like she pretty much calls the shot and is a diva at home too.

Marc Anthony usually looks like Skeletor to me, but last night he looked like some kind of rodent man. Kind of a step up because at least now he looks like a living being, but it’s actually more of a step down.

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