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It’s a slow news day already

Stacey: Oh come on.  We’ve all done it.  We’ve all gone trhough a big break up and just felt “gosh, I need a change!”.  A new hair cut, a new tattoo, a new top, a new something.  It just makes you feel like you are starting fresh!  I like this look on her.  However, I still think she is totally crazy.

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Stacey: Nope.  Don’t care nor am I surprised.

PS.  Jamie Kennedy is one ugly M.F.

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Ok, I know we normally give Jennifer Love Hewitt a lot of crap here.  And rightly so.  I mean, she does some strange things like play tennis in high heals and say really strange things like comparing Twlight to Aladdin.

But I need to give credit where credit is due.  Here is J-Love at a celebration of the 100th episode of Ghost Whisperer (who even watches this?).  And I must admit, she looks hot.  Her body looks great, its a fantastic dress in an awesome color.  I even love the shoes.  She really really looks good.

Kind of a throw back to how hot she used to be when John Mayer wrote “Your Body Is a Wonderland” about her.  And kind of makes you forget about all the crazy that is going on in that pretty little head of hers.

Click here for more pics of J-Love lookin’ hot.

Tanya: Meow!

I used to watch Ghost Whisperer. It was actually one of my fave shows. This of course was season 1 & 2 when I still had cable – I make no claim to the goodness of any recent episodes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt may be “The Ghost Whisperer,” but the actress also has a thing for vampires. And one bloodsucker, in particular, has caught her eye – Robert Pattinson.

“Who’s not Team Edward?” she asked MTV News at 2009’s Comic-Con in San Diego.“There is not a girl in the world who’s not Team Edward! Have you met girls who are not Team Edward? Well, they are not girls! They’re aliens from another planet who should not be allowed to exist.”

While Jennifer was there to promote the fifth season of her CBS show, she was disappointed that she missed the “Twilight” gang.

“I wanted to see them so badly, but they were here before I got here, so I was bummed that I missed them,” she added. “But I’m hoping that some of the ‘True Blood’ people are still here so that I can see them, ‘cause obviously I have a vampire thing.”

But she admits that perhaps it was a good thing that she missed out on meeting her favorite undead actor, Robert Pattinson.

“I’d pass out [if I met him]. I can’t talk about it, ‘cause I’d pass out,” she told MTV News. “It’s because he’s Edward. Listen, Edward can fly you through the forest. He’s like Aladdin with vampire teeth — there’s magic-carpet rides. He can sing. He can watch you sleep. He plays music. He sniffs your neck. I mean, please!”

Not only is Jennifer a Twi-hard, but she’s also lobbying for a role in one of the “Twilight Saga’s” films – for both her and her boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy.

“I want a part so bad. Any part’s fine. I will be the vampire who carries Robert Pattinson’s luggage in the airport, that is the part that I will play if they need it. Jamie wants to play a werewolf, so we’re both putting it out there,” she joked.

Sorry Stacey. You are now an “alien from another planet who should not be allowed to exist”. I’m not sure which I love more. That statement or this one “It’s because he’s Edward. Listen, Edward can fly you through the forest. He’s like Aladdin with vampire teeth — there’s magic-carpet rides. He can sing. He can watch you sleep. He plays music. He sniffs your neck. I mean, please!”. I usually try to defend JLove a little but I can’t do it here. It’s a little too crazy.

Stacey: There is just so much amazingness in this story I don’t even know where to start.  Aladdin with vampire teeth?  Please!  I am dying.  And I must have missed the magic carpet ride in the book and the film.  And the part about him singing and playing music?  I was unaware that no other male could do this.  And watch you sleep and sniff your neck?  I didn’t realize those were attributes that were attractive in man.  For me?  Watching me sleep is on my list of “run like freaking hell” traits when spotting a stalker. 

And she totally blew my cover!  Now everyone knows I am from another planet!  Blast!

I think I love her for this story. 

(via Celebitchy)

Umm, I think this book has already been written and was just made into a movie.

Stacey: Lol, Tanya. Its funny cause its true.  

I, for one, will not be buying this book.  And honesty, the more I hear about J-Love right now, the more I dislike her. 

Zing!

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Another Hot 100 list, another disappointment.  Maxim released its yearly Hot 100 yesterday.  Here’s the top 10:

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dushku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Really?  Olivia Wilde is hotter than Mean Fox?  I think Megan needs to have her mouth wired shut but she’s smokin’ hot.  But this Olivia girl I haven’t even heard of.  And she looks like the poor man’s Keira Knightley.   Not that she isn’t attractive but #1?  Really?

To each their own I suppose.  The rest of the list is pretty good but I think the #1 is a big fat stinker.

Check out the rest of the list at maxim.com

Tanya: These are some very attractive women. But who are they? There are women on this list I’ve never heard of. Am I taking forgranted that the Hot 100 are supposed to be even quazi-famous? Out of the women on the list I recognize, all are hotter than Olivia.

You can't all seriously be a size 2

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: “I’m not fat, I’m a size two!”

The latest size 2 is Kim Kardashian who is upset that Forever 21 for calling her “full figured” and a fan of their new plus-sized line. Kim blogged about it saying she’s a “size 2, not a 2XL”.

Kim, you’re not a 2, your a size 4 or maybe even 6 petite (read: short legged). You have a nice petite figure that would be a size 2 were it not for the trunk and ALL that junk. Jessica… well.. let’s just say you were a size 2.

Ladies, let’s take a moment to remember that “size 2″ does not necessarily mean skinny & healthy. A size 2 can also = fat if you’ve got a small frame.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Covers Maxim May 09

Say what you will about Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I like her. She might not be a size 2, she might not have the best taste in men, and she might me a little bit loopy, but I still like her. Back when I had cable I used to watch Ghost Whiperer too.

Here’s Juggs Hewitt on the cover of the May 09 Maxim where she talks about taking baths and comes across crazy instead of sexy:

“My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara… I am a grown-up who bathes in a tiara,” says Hewitt. “One that I got from Disneyland.”

Is it the same tiara she wore for her birthday when she recreated Breakfast at Tiffany’s? Or does she have a collection?

Check out some more of the article and more photos at The Blemish.

Stacey: What is the girl equivalent of a douche?  Because J-Love would be that…she just drives me up the wall and its stupid statements like that which make me think that. 

And Jamie Kennedy.  Ick.