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File this under “Saw this coming from a million miles away”.

After declaring that they were the only people who truly understood one another, Jesse James and Kat Von D have decided to call of their engagement.

I guess they aren’t as well matched as they had thought.  Weird.  Because Jesse is, like, so good at picking spouses.  This would have been his 4th marriage.

Tanya: I’m glad that I never have to hear about these two again. Yay for me!

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Ok, peeps, get ready to upchuck your breakfasts because Kat Von D and Jesse James have announced that they are engaged.

“You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a f—-n’ blast!”

Wasn’t he supposed to grow old with his last wife?  Before he cheated on her?

Whatever.  That’s all I have to say.

Tanya: Hey, maybe these two are perfect for each other and will have a long life filled with happiness, fading tattoos, and douchebaggery. Congrats for them if it’s true. Then maybe they’ll stay out of other peoples lives.

Here’s Jesse James and Kat Von D at the Art of Elysium event where they started some rumours that the are engaged. Seriously. You can’t wear a ring like that on that finger and not start rumours. *eye roll*

These two are awful. Do we have our least favourite celebrity couples lists going because I’d like to add these two to mine.

Stacey: Ugg.  *eye roll*.  Do we have to talk about these two?  Can we just pretend they don’t exist?  Kat seems like she would do anything for a little attention. 

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Kat Von D felt it was necessary to clear the air during a recent book signing, saying her and Jesse James were still a couple after rumors had been circulating for the last week or so that she had dumped him for her old BF, Nikki Sixx.

Well, thank goodness because we were all so worried.

She went on to say that Jesse is “probably one of the most kind-hearted, intelligent human beings”.

Really?  Based on the fact that he cheated on his wife that he supposedly loved, I am going to disagree, but that’s just me.

PS.  Why does every celeb on the planet feel the need to write a book?  Who reads this sh*t?

Tanya: *BARF* Thanks for that Kat. I really didn’t need to know that those two were still being all douchey together.

Word on the street is that Kat Von D might be having Jesse James’ baby. Rumors of  Kat Von D being knocked up have been circulating for months so I’m not sure if that means she is (see: Alicia Keys) or if she isn’t (see: Mariah Carey for the last 5 years).

Honestly, I don’t care if she is or isn’t. But I do think that it’ll be super gross for her to be pregnant. Can you imagine her belly, ass and chest tattoos stretching out and contorting? GROSS. While your body will go back I don’t think it ever goes back to exactly how it was so her tatts are probably going to look like sh*t if she has kids.

Stacey: I used to be friends with this girl who when she got pregnant her belly button ring hole stretched and the stretch marks made these crazy lines from the hole, like a star or something.  It freaked me out.  Ya, they don’t tell you that when you get your belly button pierced.

And if she really is pregnant than good for them, I guess.

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When Kat Von D was asked whether her boyfriend of 5 minutes was “the one”, her answer was:

“I believe he is, so yeah”

You know who else who thought he was “the one”?  His ex-wife Sandra Bullock whom he cheated on a million times with women skankier than Tiger Woods’ hos.  While I believe people can change…good luck with that one.

Tanya: *GAG* The “one”? Possibly the “one” who will treat you nice and make you feel special until you realise that he’s boning a bunch of other girls on the side.

But maybe they are a perfect match. Good for them if they are. Then JJ can stop messing around with other peoples lives.

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Well, Jesse James certainly has a type.

People Magazine is reporting that Jesse was spotted getting cozy with tattooed hottie Kat Von D.  If you recall, shortly after the whole scandal erupted, Kat released a statement defending women with tattoos, saying they aren’t all slutty, home wrecking whores, which is true.

What is weird about this story though, besides the fact that Kat is a spitting image of that ho that I refuse to speak about on here, is that last I heard she was still with Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue.  I guess not any more.  Hopefully, Jesse can treat Kat better than he did Sandra.

Tanya: Starpulse says that Nikki Sixx & Kat Von D ended their relationship “for good” last week. If Jesse James has a type (dark hair & tattoos), Kat Von D also has a type (old) and it looks like they fit what they usually look for in a partner. If this is true (which part of me really hopes it isn’t), good luck guys.

Why isn’t this bitch gone from her 15 minutes yet? Oh yeah, because she keeps spouting of the stupidest remarks ever. It’s like watching a train wreck. Or Lindsay Lohan. Just STOP already.

On posing in a Nazi-inspired uniform and if that indicates racism on her part:
McGee: “I guess one could view it that way. I don’t believe it’s racism at all.”
Lainey: “You don’t believe wearing a Nazi costume indicates racism?”
McGee: “No not racism. Anti-Semitism? Yes. If that was the intention of putting the costume on.”
Lainey: “Anti-Semitism is prejudice against Jews, which is actually racism.”
McGee: “Oh OK, well that’s your view on that. I don’t see it that way.”

On Sandra Bullock:
McGee: “In a twisted type of way, I guess Sandra should be thankful that I did come forward and let her know that her husband did cheat on her.”

On participating in an Ashley Madison campaign:
McGee: “I have two beautiful boys to take care of, I’m a single mom. So yeah I have profited off of this but it’s also my first priority is to take care of my kids, to make sure they have a roof over their heads and food.”
Lainey: “So you own the cheating?”
McGee: “I do. Absolutely.”
Lainey: “As a way to support the children?”
McGee: “Yeah. I will do what it takes to support my children. Absolutely.”

Bitch please. I try not to comment on this because posting about her gives her more press time which fuels her ego which makes her want more press time but WTH??? Seriously. What is wrong with this woman? Sandra should thank me.

My dad: Why did you smash up my new Camaro?
Me: Oh dad. That car goes WAY too fast. If I didn’t smash it up you would have. You should thank me.

Uh. No. Doesn’t quite work that way. And if this bitch was really concerned about Sandra’s well being maybe she should have send a postcard instead of selling her story for publicity and money. Wrecking a home is bad. Wrecking a home for a quick cheque is despicable.

I wasn’t going to post a picture of her and was just going to put a picture of a trashy tattoo. A quick search of “trashy tattoo” came back with this image. It’s appropriate.

Stacey: I watched a part of this interview while I was in the hospital and could barely contain myself.  The level of stupidity and ignorance that this woman displays on a daily basis is amazing.  And Lainey could barely hide her disdain for her.  I give her props though.  I would have reached across the table and smacked that bitch down.  Defending her bad choices by saying she she is doing it for her children is pretty much the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.  She should be ashamed of herself.  Some people are just bad to the core and she is one of them.

Busy day for Sandra Bullock!

In today’s People MagazineSandra shows off her newly adopted baby boy. Louis Bardo Bullock is 3 1/2 months old and was born in New Orleans. Sandra & Jesse James started the adoption process together and Louis has been part of the family since January and Sandra is just announcing his arrival now and finalizing the adoption as a single parent. Which brings us to the second big piece of news today…

In her People Magazine interview Sandra Bullock also confirms “Yes, I have filed for divorce” and also adds “I’m sad and I am scared.” Awwww It’ll be OK Sandy. Even though I don’t know the guy, I think it’s safe to say you’re better off without him. But it is heartbreaking when things end this way.

But Jesse James shows that he’s not a complete and total douche (just 99.9% douche) with his statement: “My whole life has been full of hard decisions. The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart. Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go.”

Wow. Did not see that coming!

Stacey: Wow.  Just wow.  I never in a million years would have thought that this would be an outcome of this story. 

I wish Sandra and her new son the best luck.  I have huge respect for Sandy in her decision to move forward with parenting Louis as a single mother.  While it must have been a hard decision, I’m sure she made the best decision for her and her son.  A lot have people have been wondering what was taking her so long in filing for divorce.  Well, I guess this is why.  It could not have been easy. 

And while Jesse a really great statement, I actually hated him a little less, my hate also increased when thinking about the fact that this all was going on even after they had adopted this baby together.  He is a sick sick man.

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Apparently, the woman who sold her story of alleged infidelity with Jesse James to a rag magazine is publicly apologizing to Sandra Bullock:

“I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything.”

“I do feel guilty. I feed bad for Sandra”

“She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology….I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it.”

Does she realize that she is the reason the story went public?  It only went public after she sold her story for $30,000.  And who is she trying to kid?  She isn’t sorry.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee went on to say that Sandra should blame Jesse for all the problems:

“I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was…If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

“I did know he was married to Sandra. When we were sitting on a couch watching a movie, he leaned over to kiss me, and I said, ‘Slow down! What’s going on between you and Sandra?’ He said, ‘She lives in Austin, I live here. We’re not together because she’s filming a movie…’ I believed him…. he said he didn’t want to talk about it, I assumed because of legalities.”

She can make all the excuses she wants but it doesn’t change the fact that she was with a married man.  Furthermore, all she is doing is making it sound like what is happening is all Jesse’s fault. “If he had have done this he would be in this mess” sounds vindictive and malicious.  She sounds like a lover scorned.  And is she trying to say that she wouldn’t have had an affair with him if he had told her he was still with Sandra?  Bitch please.  What was she doing contacting him and going to his office and “watching movies” with him in the first place?  She knew what she was doing.

You know what?  I am not sure which is worse.  This chick or the the other skank who wore this shirt out in public.

For the record, just looking at this woman makes my skin crawl.

Tanya: The girl comes across as a bit ‘thick’ so I could see her believing Jesse James when her told her that him and Sandra were “apart”. But if she really is just a woman scorned you’d think she’d go tell his wife about his douchebaggery so his wife could put him on the curb like the piece of trash that he is. But to sell the story to the tabloids and destroy the family so publicly is just low. She might be sorry, but her apology is falling on deaf ears here.