Jessica Alba announced on her Facebook today that her and Cash Warren are expecting another baby and I’m not that surprised. Everyone is doing it these days so why not Jessica Alba? It’s not like she’s really got anything else on the go anyway.

Will the “other Jessica” be next? Somehow I doubt it. Even though it would get her a little press time I don’t think JT would go for it. And if you listen to the rumours they aren’t even sleeping together so she couldn’t even trick him into it.

Stacey: Of course she is having another baby.  She can’t be relevant any other way so why not have another child to pimp to the paparazzi at the kiddie park.  Oh what, you think they don’t do this?  Of course they do.

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Is it just me or do you see a little Posh Spice going on here? I see a LOT of Posh Spice going on. So much that I could see Jessica Alba with her own set of concrete tits in a year or two (note to Alba: Posh took hers out because it was ruining her chances of being taken seriously in the fashion world. You might want to just skip that step). I could also see her down to 60lbs or whatever it is that Posh weighs.

Unfortunately, becoming Posh Spice probably won’t save Jessica Alba’s career. She should stick to her “athletic” hotness because that is really the only thing she has going for her. Maybe she’ll still be able to get some roles as the “hot chick” that way.

Stacey: Ya.  I love the dress but the hair is a little…old?  But she does seem sooooo skinny.  Remember Jessica in Sin City?  She was much juicier then.  And much more attractive I think.  But, she doesn’t want to be the bombshell.  She wants to be taken seriously as an actress.  We all have dreams…

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Jessica Alba:

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger…every actress out there is more beautiful than me,”

Puhlease. Jessica Alba has a tight little body and let’s face it, that’s probably pretty much the only reason why she gets rolls in movies. Hearing her get so down on it makes me eye roll big time. And it makes me feel bad – what kind of trauma would she go through is she woke up in my body?

Stacey: Remember yesterday when I said I would get no greater joy than punching Jared Leto in the face?  Well, I may have been wrong.  Punching Jessica Alba in the face would probably give me greater joy. 

I get it, she is trying to say she has insecurities too.  But to straight up lie and say “every actress is more beautiful than me”.  Bitch please.  She is gorgeous and she has an amazing body.  Ya, she may have cellulite (we all do!) but talking down about herself when she is clearly far superior to, like, 90% of the female population is straight up insulting.  I’m with you, Tan.  What would she do if she woke up in my body?  Yikes!

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Stacey: Bwahahahahaaaa!  Love it!

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Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba are both in Venice to promote their new movies (Black Swan and Machete, respectively). Both are young and beautiful but if you look at the way they’re dressed you can almost relate it to the roles they chose to take.

Natalie Portman: Cute, classy, simple. Uses basic dresses to bring out the natural beauty. Takes roles that allow her acting ability and character depth to shine.

Jessica Alba: Patterned, loud, busy. Picks dresses that command a lot of attention then uses bold accessories and shoes to cause a visual overload of mediocrity. Takes roles where the focus is her physicality and generally involve tight clothing to take the attention away from her acting.

Stacey: Read: We don’t like Jessica Alba.  Or her movies.  Or her clothes.

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Jessica Alba at a Christian Dior fashion show, wearing Christian Dior. I love this dress. So cute & flirty, and perfect for summer. Well, perfect for summer if you’re hanging out at tea parties and socials… which I am not. *sigh!*

Stacey: Ya, this look is super cute. I would wear it if it had straps.  And the shoes are cute too.  Win all around for Mrs. Alba.

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Here’s Kate Hudson & Jessica Alba premiering their new movie The Killer Inside Me I can’t quite decide what to think of these photos. In some of them Kate Hudson makes Jessica Alba look homely and poor, and in other Jessica makes Kate look old. Hmmm. Check out the gallery and tell me what you think.

Stacey: Hmmmm, not flattering pictures of either.  Perhaps beautiful people should not stand beside each other either.  Its confusing.

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Jessica Alba & Honor at the park and check out the duck shirt! I’d totally wear this, but I’m not sure I could find it in my size

Stacey: Sadly, I don’t think you could rock it quite the same way that Honor is.  Although it would be awesome if you tried

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All the celebs were out to promote Valentine’s Daylast night and most of them are looking super hot. Most of them except Bradley Cooper who must have thought his stubble was thick enough that no one would notice if he stopped the bronzer just into his facial hair line. The only other explanation I have for this is that maybe it’s a tan line from a bandanna he was wearing over his mouth while he was out robbing trains old school style. Also on the topic of Bradley Cooper, he totally reminds me of Robin Williams in the photo below.

Stacey: What is UP with Jessica Biel’s dress?  Is she aware it is a movie premier and not a casting call for The Little Mermaid?  Or some weird bird enthusiast party.  Its just too much.  Ick.  I love Jennifer Garner’s dress though. Looks great on her!  Not so hot on Anne Hathaway’s though.  It’s the color.  Just for the record, peeps, my love affair with Taylor Lautner is officially.  No thanks to Lainey.  She ruined him forever for me.  Really.

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Here’s a roundup of some of the Halloween costumes that the celebs wore out and about last night. Right now the gallery includes Christina Aguilera & Max as skeletons, Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey as angels, Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer and Gwen Stefani as a cowgirl with Kingston & Zuma who were dinosaurs. More will be added as we come across them.

Stacey: Mmmmm, Kellan Lutz as Batman.  I have a serious thing for Batman so that just moved Kellan up in my books.  But Rupert Grint as the Clockwork Orange character?  That costume needs to be retired…everyone does it.

Tanya: Oh Stacey, if you really had a serious thing for Batman you’d know that Kellan Lutz is dressed as Robin

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