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Oh, honey…no.

Apparently Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are giving their relationship another go.

Can we be Jessica’s girlfriends for a second?

Look.  I get it.  When you are in love with someone its hard to let go.  But remember.  You broke up for a reason.  That reason being (so we hear) that Justin cheated on you.  All the time.  Publicly too.  So, why would you go back to that?  I know its hard to say “you can do better” because it is JT and he is, like, the bee’s knees or something.  But you could be with someone who treats you better.  And doesn’t have a wandering eye.  And adores you.  Please.  Don’t sell yourself short.   Everyone deserves to be in a relationship where they are respected and loved.

Ok.  Ya.  Maybe he has changed.  Maybe he has realized what he has.  But, in order to do that, he needed to try things out with Oliva Munn and Mila Kunis and Oliva Wilde and who knows who else.  While you, what?  Sat home and waited for him or got a ride on the back of Gerard Butler’s motorcycle.

The worst part about the article?

Jessica really wanted to get back together with him and Justin realized single life is not what it’s cracked up to be.

So maybe they just needed some space from one another…maybe this time it will last.  For some reason, I doubt it.

Tanya: Eh. Sometimes couples need the space to appreciate what they have, but I think more often than not if you’re taking a break to enjoy single life (aka mess around with someone new) things probably aren’t looking good. How long till that happens again?

I’m pretty sure whoever designed this outfit (I’m looking at you Dior) did not intend for all these pieces to be worn together. No one can pull off that much blue. Maybe do the blue velvet suit with a lighter coloured blouse or cami underneath, but not this. It’s insulting to my eyes to have to look at it. Which I guess means that I’ve just insulted all of you. So there.

We haven’t seen a lot of Jessica Biel lately. Do you think that her and Justin Timberlake splitting is going to kill her career or is it safer to say that it was dead already?

Stacey: I think I have seen Prince wear this exact outfit, but in purple.

And yes, it has killed her “career”.  As big a douche as I think he is, he has the golden touch, and everything he surrounds himself with turns to gold.  Being his girlfriend was her only remaining link to stardom.

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In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel announced today that they have “mutually decided to part ways”. I liked these two together. Honestly. They both seemed down to earth, sporty, and pretty chill. But they also seemed like a bit of a sham. Jess would tag around with Justin when she needed a job and Justin was rumoured to have been hooking up with pretty much everybody.

So now that they’re not together, who do you think they’ll hook up with next? I think the JT + Mila Kunis hookup would be fun. Or JT + Rihanna. Jess… well, the tabloids seem to paint her as the type of gal that dates for status but I’m not sure if she has that kind of pull anymore. She doesn’t really have any status next to her name. I’d say maybe Biel + Chris Klein. Or more likely, she’ll hook up with some producer.

Stacey: I like how the reports are saying it was “mutual”.  If by mutual you mean JT cheated on her and chased tail all the time and eventually got sick of having Jess around and kicked her to the curb, then yes, it was mutual.

Personally I would like to see JT hook up with someone like Jennifer Lawrence.  And for Jess, I would like her to hook up with someone who won’t cheat on her and would treat her well.  I don’t know who that would be though.

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Jessica Alba announced on her Facebook today that her and Cash Warren are expecting another baby and I’m not that surprised. Everyone is doing it these days so why not Jessica Alba? It’s not like she’s really got anything else on the go anyway.

Will the “other Jessica” be next? Somehow I doubt it. Even though it would get her a little press time I don’t think JT would go for it. And if you listen to the rumours they aren’t even sleeping together so she couldn’t even trick him into it.

Stacey: Of course she is having another baby.  She can’t be relevant any other way so why not have another child to pimp to the paparazzi at the kiddie park.  Oh what, you think they don’t do this?  Of course they do.

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Love this:

Sexpot SCARLETT JOHANSSON’s crying on the shoulder of former on-again, off-again hunka-hunka JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE about her failed marriage to RYAN REYNOLDS – and that’s making TimberSnake’s still ring-less girlfriend JESSICA BIEL CRAZY because she fears Scarlett might try to get Mr. SexyBack BACK!

Said a source: “Scarlett was hot and heavy with Justin right before falling for Ryan, and now that Scarlett and Ryan are divorcing, Jessica is terrified the former lovers will pick up right where they left off. After all, he dated Jessica and Scarlett simultaneously at one point. Jessica’s always looked the other way and given Justin his space when he needed it. They’d be apart for a while, then get back together. But now she’s worried that’s all going to change with newly single Scarlett back in the picture.” Stay tuned. (source)

Celebitchy goes on to point out that JT sleeps with whoever he wants and Scarlett has always been a “good time only” girl so they probably will be just knocking boots and not dating, but I would love to see these two as a couple.

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Of course, right on the heels of US Weekly claiming Justin Timberlake is cheating on Jessical Biel with Olivia Munn, celeb butt kisser, People Magazine, has jumped up JT’s ass with a rebuttle story claiming:

“There is no truth to the reports.”

Of course.  And:

“Olivia Munn is not that type of girl.”

Of course she isn’t.  And apparently, the couple was out at a club together recently:

“They were sitting in a private area of the club,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Most people didn’t even know they were there. They were really affectionate and really seemed to be happy.”

Of course they did.  And finally:

“Justin and Jessica are doing fine.”

Of course they are. 

Because People magazine never prints stories that are planted by managers and PR people.  No never.

My smut radar is off the charts on this story.  Come on, Jessica!  I am rooting for you here, girl.  When are you going to dump his ass and find someone who appreciates you?

Tanya: I’m still going to sit on the sidelines on this one. It doesn’t seem right for us to pressure her into leaving him over something we don’t even know is true.

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Us Weekly via Celebtichyis reporting that Justin Timberlake cheater on his long time girlfriend, Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn.  If you are wondering “who is Olivia Munn”, don’t worry, I wondered the same thing a little while ago too.  She is basically famous for being hot.  Although, I don’t think she is overly hot.

Please keep in mind, this is all speculation but thats pretty ballsy for US to go out on limb and not only claim an affair but also put another celeb’s name to it. 

Apparently, the two hit it off when Olivia interviewed JT about The Social Network (which, BTW, his people are apparently trying to campaign hard for him for an Oscar nomination.  Say whaaaat?  I know!).  According to US, they had a steamy 3 day liaison. 

But of course, JT is still with JB and Olivia Munn, if this is true, looks like a whore.  Because really, we all know JT is attached to someone, so what are you, if not a boyfriend stealing whore when you do this with someone else’s BF?

Now, is this actually true?  I have no idea.  And it doesn’t really matter.  What does matter is that no one thinks that Jessica can hold on to her man and that he is running around, cheating on her ass with girls that are only famous for being hot.  What a second.  Isn’t that the only reason Jess is famous?  And if that is true and JT is cheating on her with other famous-for-being-hot girls that are slightly more relevant than she at the moment, does that mean she has jumped the proverbial shark?

For shame, JB, for shame!

The sad thing about this is JT is so popular and so loved that he will come out of this completely unscathed and Jess will look like a washed up nobody and Olivia will look like…well, I already said it.  Double standards.  They suck.

Tanya:I think it’s super harsh that since day 1 of this relationship there’s been rumours of Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel. She she’s not the best actress, but can’t we be happy for people because they like each other instead of riping them down because we think they could do “better”?  (sorry for the rant)

But on the other hand, these stories don’t generally come out of thin air. Maybe JT was flirting with Olivia and people just began to speculate.  

And why are you “for shame”ing Jessica Biel?? I don’t see why she’s at fault in this??

Stacey: I am “for shaming” her because I think this story is true.  And I think a lot of the other stories are true.  And allowing a man to do this to you in such a public way?  Its one thing if he cheats on you and you dump him.  But she has been putting up with it for years.  And why?  I get that sometimes you just love someone so much that it hurts to let them go, but allowing them to hurt you over and over…at a certain point you become just as responsible as the other person because you are teaching them how they can treat you.  Granted, I am basing my opinion on speculation, but as the old saying goings…where there is smoke, there is fire.  And if there is any truth to the speculation at all, I just feel she should have more respect for herself.

Help!  My name is Jessica Biel and I have been abducted and am being held hostage and being forced to dress like an 80 year old grandmother!

Psyke!  This is just what I wear because I think I am cool.

Wait.  I’m not cool?  Damn it!

Tanya: The sad thing is that this look is this close to being a good look for her. If she skipped the jacket and just had the sailor shirt with the pants it might be good. Or if she had a yellow blazer that actually fit her and she paired it with that top and a pair of jeans she’d look great too. This blazer is just too big and frumpy for her.

Here’s Jessica Biel at the London premiere of The A-Team (aside: aren’t they done promoting this yet?) and I’m undecided about the dress. I like the colour and the shape (another aside: I also like the Foo Fighters album The Color and the Shape) but it just doesn’t work on the red carpet because it blends in too well. Maybe that’s just the resolution on my monitor? And I think I can see through it, is that also just my monitor colours playing tricks on me? Are you seeing this too?

The hair is not working with it though. That I am sure of.

Stacey: I don’t mind the hair but maybe not with this outfit?  And the dress…maybe I would like it f it weren’t up against a carpet that is the exact same colour.  Like, exact.  Yes, on another carpet I think I would like this.

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You know how I know I spend too much time reading celebrity gossip? Sometimes I dream about it. Last night I had a dream that Jessica Biel was pregnant. Too many cute celebrity babies before bed I guess.

Here’s an older photo of Jessica Biel looking very non-pregnant.

Stacey: I dream about celebs sometimes too.  Scary.  I would like to dream about more celebs looking like this