John Travolta is balding. You know this, I know this, and yet he continues the charade by wearing his wig out all the time.

Yet I’ve still got to give him props. John Travolta has got the best weave in town. Look at this. Men around the world would hand over pretty much anything to get a rug this nice. Heck, many ladies would love to have a weave this nice too (I’m looking at you Britney Spears).

Stacey: Why do men insist on wearing wigs evern when everyone knows they are bald?  I don’t understand it.

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Not one to be left out of the growing number of people having babies, Kate Hudson has announced that she is also pregnant. Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy have been dating for about 9 months.

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom had a 10 pound baby boy.

John Travolta & Kelly Preston show off baby Benjamin, who is already totally over the photo shoot.

I think at this point the only celebs who aren’t pregnant are Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.

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Well, Kelly Preston has allegedly birthed her and John Travolta’s new son, Benjamin.

Mmmmhmmmm.

To be honest, I still think that she wasn’t actually carrying that baby.  And I didn’t see the birth myself, so I don’t believe she herself actually gave birth to it.  I know that is cold hearted but tell me you don’t have the same suspicions I do.

Its always so creepy and weird with the Xenu.  They always seem like they are up to something…

Pfft.  Whats worse?  Use speculating on whether someone is pregnant when they could just have gained some weight?  Or us speculating on if someone is faking their pregnancy?  Not that I don’t thoroughly enjoy both but suddenly I am having an attack of conscience.

Tanya: I think it’s way worse to speculate that someone is faking a pregnancy. Putting on weight due to being pregnant is a normal thing. Faking a pregnancy so that you can grow a new baby in a lab to replace one that died is straight up sci-fi novel (or soap opera) material. I find the “silent birth” to be really weird too. Giving birth in absolute silence and then not talking to your baby for 7 days just seems weird.

But I LOVE the name Benjamin <3

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Oh The Enquirer.  Not always the most reliable but they got the scoop on Tiger and John Edwards so someone is doing something right over there.  The have this new story on their cover about John getting caught in some gay spa scandal.

If any of you have been following celeb gossip at all over the last few years its all over the blind items  in Hollywood and there have always been rumors of him, as Lainey would put it, being a maybe gaybe.  While nothing is proven its been some fun alleging.  But come on, peeps.  Are any of us actually surprised that this might be true?  I mean would any straight man have a room full of wigs that he pets?  Please.  That sounds like something Cher would do.  And have you seen Grease or Saturday Night Fever?  Hello, how many straight men do you know that can dance that well?

And, why else would him and Kelly need to fake a pregnancy?  Its all only alleged but doesn’t it seem like the pieces all fit together?

Tanya: The only thing that surprises me about this article is when they say “Kelly is going to be so devastated and shocked”. What?? As if Kelly wouldn’t have known.

Ahhhh, this is why I love celebrity gossip:

John Travolta has 102 hairpieces in different lengths, colors and sizes, in case he gains or loses weight. They have their own refrigerated room in his house. A source says: “He likes to visit and pet them once in a while. They’re his little treasures.”

Stacey: This is my new favorite story.  Ever.  Please try and picture the above mentioned scenario and tell me it isn’t your new favorite too.

(from Star Magazine, pic SocialiteLife)

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An interesting Blind Item from Dlisted:

Despite what the tabloids and glossy mags say, this very famous show business couple is not really pregnant. She had her tubes tied a long time ago. For the next few months, though, her fake, special-effects pregnant stomach made of silicone will slowly grow in size until she “gives birth” to an adopted baby. Since her other child/ren didn’t resemble her, no one will question that fact that this one won’t, either. You’ll get a close-up of the scientifically-made miracle child on the front cover of a magazine (now being negotiated for a hefty fee).

Tanya, Michael K guessed Kelly Preston and John Travolta. Maybe you were onto something.

If this is true and this blind item is Kelly and John, I just don’t understand.  Why not say that they are doing it via surrogate?  We are all thinking it anyways.  Besides, there is nothing wrong with it. Why go through the hassle of pretending you are giving birth yourself?  Its all so strange.  Very very strange.  Maybe they are growing their new baby the way some thought that Katie Holmes grew Suri?

Tanya: I don’t understand why you’d fake a pregnancy for an adopted kid. Either you want some sort of extra attention for actually carrying and birthing a child (which I don’t think you really get anyway, look at Sandra Bullock, Sheryl Crow and Angelina Jolie: they all got tons of praise for their adoptions), or you want to try and trick the child into thinking they’re not adopted which is going to cause problems in the future.

They way they word this blind item is weird too: “‘gives birth’ to an adopted baby” and “scientifically-made miracle child” make you think adopted and artificially created. I’m not sure of the laws on this, but if you artificially created a baby would you still have to adopt it?

And this has John Travolta and Kelly Preston written all over it. I told you it was fishy!

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Kelly Preston and John Travolta announced today that they are expecting their third child together.  Yay!  I am so happy for these two.  After losing their son Jett tragically last year and then, bizzarly, their two dogs yesterday, I am so excited for them and their family.  It seems like they have had their fair share of recent tragedy, some happiness was due to come their way.

Plus. we can probably anticipate a weird baby name from these two.  Their other child is named Ella Blue.

Tanya: Hold up. Something about this just ain’t right. Kelly is 47 and I’ve heard rumours that John Travolta is gay, so how on Earth are these guys making a baby? Maybe they’re using a surrogate? Maybe they’re adopting? And they never really say what the new “addition” is so maybe it’s a new dog to replace the ones that died instead of a new kid to replace the one that died.

It’s impossible to keep a secret…especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family.
- John, Kelly and Ella.

Stacey: Or maybe they are adopting?  Sorry, Tan, but I am sticking with them expecting a new child into the family even if its via surrogate or adoption.  Why would they release this statement to People Magazine about dogs?  I know that our smutty radars are always going off with these two but I am choosing to believe that this story is smuttless.

Tanya: I hope it’s an adoption. Old people birthing gives me the creeps.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and John Travolta are in a movie together that probably no one will ever see. Here they are premiering it last night.

I gotta say that I like JRM in the glasses. It’s a good look for him. Makes him look a little more… sane? Sober? Non-lemurish? Guess I don’t really have a nice way to put it so let’s just say that “Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks great in glasses, while standing next to John Travolta”.

Stacey: I like JRM, but much like the Colin Farrell attraction, it kind of has to do with the fact that he is a little crazy, dirty, and has partied way too hard. Sometimes I just like them worn.

I will definitley NOT be seeing this movie.  Mostly because John Travolta scares me.  Have you seen the stills?  I can’t handle his big, bald head with the goatee and earring.  Its just too much.

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