I am not a fan of Heidi & Spencer Pratt. They make me want to quit celebrity gossip because they are famewhores. People who are not contributing anything of any quality to the entertainment world but still expect all the fame, recognition and perks of big movie stars.

I am also not a fan of Jon & Kate Gosslin for all the reasons stated above with a dash of extra scrutiny for dragging their child army into it.

But this photo kills me. Just when I thought Spencer couldn’t be more of a douche, he found a way. Congrats Spencer.

Stacey: Ok, I really need to start reading our blog before I go searching the web for stories.  I was searching and searching for a good picture to post about.  But you already have it!

See, while I hate Speidi and JAK+8, this is freakin’ funny.  I think they both totally nailed it.  How ”Kate” is yelling?  And there was couple pictures with “Jon” pulling a wagon but messaging on his Blackberry?  Brilliant.  These pics brought the LOLs this morning.

More douchey?  Probably.  But also hilarious. 

(Pic: Celebuzz)

Romulus & Remus were raised by wolves and they turned out OK.

Who out there watches Jon & Kate Plus 8 and was looking forward to a new season with more douchbaggery as Jon parades his new girlfriend around and sleeps with nannies? No one? Well it turns out TLC knows it’s audience (middle aged white women) and has dropped Jon from the show which will now be called Kate Plus 8.

I don’t watch the show but I do have to read about Jon and his escapades and see him in his awful Ed Hardy attire on every gossip site so I’m glad he got dropped. Maybe now he’ll get less media attention and my retina will no longer burn from his glitter shirts. Maybe Kate will get dropped too and the show could be renamed Eight kids raised by a pack of wolves. I think it might test higher on “family values” than the current show and hey, kids getting eatting by wolves is better ratings than kids getting neglected by parents.

(Source: People)

This can’t be good. Jon Gosselin (the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad) was hanging out with Michael Lohan (aka Lindsay Lohan’s crazy dad) last night. What do you think they talked about….

Michael: I’m tellin’ ya Jon, the people love the kids. You should get them their own shows. 8 shows = 8 times the money!
Jon: Brilliant!
Michael: I’ll be your manager. You know how much I make off my kids? Since Lindsay turned 18 I get nothing. You have to make the move now while you can still be in charge of the money. Your kids = your money.
Jon: I like your thinking Mike. Let’s do it!

Stacey: Are we seriously writting about this guy?