Remember when I started to think Jonathan Rhys Meyers was bringing back the hot?  Well, it was mostly in part to him having his crazy coke, lemur eyes under control.

Well, it seems the hot is gone again because those freaky eyes of his are back.

Seriously, what the heck?

Tanya: JRM’s eyes creep me out. Big time. There is no question of hotness here because I can’t look at anything other than his eyes. They’re rather hypnotizing.

His gf’s hot though.

Remember how I have mentioned that Jonathan Rhys Meyers can either be so hot or so not?  Lately it seemed like he was back to bringing the hot.  But just as quickly as it left, he appears to yet again be bringing the not.

After another epic melt down at an airport, it appears that JRM is headed back to rehab.  I mean, that is good that he is getting the help he needs, but it also brings his hot factor down significantly.  Being a drunk mess = unsexy.

Too bad.  I was enjoying eye candy.

Hopefully though, this time in rehab will help him out and he can be back to being hot (and healthy).

Tanya: Good luck Jonathan Rhys Meyers! Let’s get it together for real this time.

At first I just thought Jonathan Rhys Meyers just had a bad drinking problem, but now I’m thinking it’s airplane related. I think Meyers might be so afraid to fly that he drinks to calm his nerves and is so anxious that he’s lashing out. Might be time to get an agent who can sit next to you and hold your hand during takeoff and landing JRM (or Madison from Socialite Life seems willing to volunteer ).

Stacey: Well, Madison will have to fight me for the position.  I am finding JRM irresistible lately.  Mmmmm.

Finally!  Some hot man meat to post about.  I feel like all we have been posting about lately is the girls we like.  So I am going to mix it up today and post about a hot guy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Sometimes he is totally hot.  And other times he is totally not.  Luckily this is one of the hot times.  And when he is hot, he totally brings it.  And he is bringing it.

PS.  Loving those boots.

Tanya: The last photos I saw of him he looked like he had packed on a few pounds. This is refreshing

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Finally!  Someone in Hollywood telling it like it is.  I hate how when stars are asked “what was it like kissing so and so” they all say “oh, its really unpleasant because everyone is watching and its awkward and we are so close it is like kissing my sibling”.  Bull dung, I say!  And Jonathan Rhys Meyers agrees:

“Actually, it’s not unpleasant to get it on with beautiful actresses and you don’t have any nasty repercussions afterward. To make it work, you have to experience a little sexual chemistry. But it can be a bit taxing when you’re doing sex scenes in front of a crew of like a hundred people under hot lights with cameras poking into all sorts of private areas.”

And to all those celebs out there who think its so awful being beautiful (didn’t Jessica Beil or Alba say something about how there looks have hindered their ability to get work):

“I’d rather people think I’m sexy than not. Let’s be honest. Physicality is going to have a bearing on the parts you get. And if you think differently, you’re in the wrong business.”

Mmmmm…Jonathan Rhys Myers.  I suddenly have a super hot crush on him.  I may need to update my Freebie Five.

On a side note, the Celebitchy bloggers have just discovered Henry Cavill and how hot he is.

Tanya: JRM is pretty hot when he’s not being a hot mess. And props to him for telling it like it is. “I get roles because I’m hot”. It was Biel that said she couldn’t get any “serious” roles because she’s always type-cast as the hot chick. Whatever. Charlize Theron is the hottest of all hot women and she gets serious roles. Maybe the Jessica’s should work on their acting…
And to Celebitchy: Where have you been?! Henry Cavill is smokin’ hot (usually).

Jonathan Rhys Myers looks extra yummy.  Sadly though, I can’t say the same for Henry Cavil anymore.  This really did kill all the quiver.

Tanya: Yes. Please. This looks good, looking forward to the spicy queen

• Colin Farrell
• Ra’s al Ghul (aka Liam Neeson)
• Scarecrow (aka Cillian Murphy)
• Pierce Brosnan (I totally thought he was English)
• Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

And Christina Ricci is not Irish but she is pretty wasted in this photo so it counts.

Stacey: St. Patty’s Day!  Woot!  Did I ever tell you about the time that for about a year I thought my birthday was St. Patrick’s Day?  Not sure how I got that in my head, but I did, and my mom had to correct me.  Weird right? 

Anyways, since I am part Irish, I will be celebrating by wearing green and getting drunk.  In fact, I am drunk right now.  Actually, that’s not true, but wouldn’t it be better if I were?  And if I could celebrate with Colin Farrell? 

PS.  Did you have to pick the one picture were JRM looks like a terrible 70′s porn star?

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Stacey: JRM is definitely bringing the hot.  But I have a soft spot for him.  And I am totally digging the boots.  Is it bad that I would want him to keep them on?

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I gotta say that I like JRM in the glasses. It’s a good look for him. Makes him look a little more… sane? Sober? Non-lemurish? Guess I don’t really have a nice way to put it so let’s just say that “Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks great in glasses, while standing next to John Travolta”.

Stacey: I like JRM, but much like the Colin Farrell attraction, it kind of has to do with the fact that he is a little crazy, dirty, and has partied way too hard. Sometimes I just like them worn.

I will definitley NOT be seeing this movie.  Mostly because John Travolta scares me.  Have you seen the stills?  I can’t handle his big, bald head with the goatee and earring.  Its just too much.

(Pic: Socialite Life)

The long hair tones down the drug-eyes. He should consider going back to this. The pubes hanging out over the belt however is something that should not be revisited.

Happy 32nd birthday JRM!