I’m not sure what’s going on here. Did Jude Law think he had a pair of dress shoes in the car and then realize that he didn’t when he got to the restaurant? Or maybe his dress shoes were hurting his feet and he had to switch to flip flops?

For the record, this how ridiculous us ladies look when we wear flip flops with formal dresses.

Stacey: So I take it you weren’t impressed with my flip flops in my wedding dress?

Tanya: I wouldn’t know because I wasn’t invited.

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There is a theory that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are hot together but when they’re apart they both look like total messes. Based on that theory I should have known that something was up when Jude Law was out in his sweatpants, high-top sneakers, but without his hair line. Turns out he and Sienna Miller have called it quits and are no longer bringing out the hot in each other.

It’s a shame really, because when Jude Law pulls himself together he can be rather dashing. Now we’ll just get more of this.

Stacey: While I like these two together I also like them better a part.  Umm hello!  Gossip gold mines.  When they are a part she is having affairs with married men and he is fathering babies with one night stands.   

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Jude Law & Sienna Miller are planning to get married in front of family and friends sometime soon but to tide them over they had a traditional ‘Baci’ marriage blessing when there were in Laos. This wedding ceremony is performed by a village shaman who joins them at the wrist with thread. As a token of their symbolic action they each wear red and white thread bracelets.

Cool. How much fun would that be to travel the world and get married in the local cultural tradition?

(Source: Daily Mail, Pic: Socialite Life)

Here’s a round-up of the best and the average outfits at the 2010 MET Gala. Worst dress list to follow!

Best: Blake Lively, Emma Watson and Satsuki Mitchell. Blake’s dress is a great colour and the cut suits her – I just hope this is a standing event or someone is going to get a show. Emma’s dress is crisp and fresh with the right combination of Greco-Roman-call-girl (that is a compliment, I guess). And Satsuki Mitchell keeps it classy when all these other ladies are just over the top. Plus her dress brings out Daniel Craig’s eyes. Awwww!

Zoe Saldana & Gwen Stefani were THIS close to getting on my best list but their outfits are just a little off. Zoe’s looks good when she does the ‘over the shoulder’ look but head on it’s a little too much and Gwen’s kinda looks like either cotton batting or spiderwebs. It’s not doing it for me.

JLo, please, honey, tone it down a little.

Stacey: This year was a little disappointing for me.  I didn’t love love love anyone’s dress.  Ok, maybe Emma Watson.  Actually, oddly, I really liked Katy Perry.  It was fun and adventurous and had tons of personality…just like her!  Other than that, it was a big, fat “meh” from me.  Boring!

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Yes, yes it is. This is Jude Law yesterday at some awards event and he is looking good. Stacey gave me the side-eye when I said “Hottest Guy List!” for Jude Law but here he is proving that even though he’s aging, balding and perpetually sleazy, he can still bring on the hot.

Well done Jude.

Stacey: It seems that Jude has found the fountain of youth because it’s almost as if he has reduced his age by like 8 years in the last few months.  Maybe being back with Sienna Miller has something to do with it.

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Robert Downey Jr Gets a Star on the Walk of Fame

OK, so we have been pretty focused on doing some good research for our Hottest Guys of 2009 (read: staring at photos of hot men all day) that we’ve been pretty bad with covering all the other stuff. So here’s a quick roundup of what’s been going on:

Stacey: Sorry for being such bad bloggers lately!  We promise, once finals are done we will have time to re-dedicate ourselves to the smut. 

Tiger Woods has apparently slept with everyone but me & Stacey, or do you have something to tell me Stacey? – People - Stacey: Nope, not sleeping with him. I think we maybe the only ones!

Robert Downey Jr calls Jude Law “Hotson” (get it, Hot Watson?) – Celebitchy - Stacey: He must be reading our Hot Guys list.

Russell Brand wants to give Katy Perry bigger boobs a baby – CNN - Stacey: Better a baby than an STD.

Tea Leoni & David Duchovny for no other reason except that I like them – Lainey Gossip

Weezer’s tour bus was in an accident, Rivers Cuomo is a bit banged up and their remaining concert dates have been cancelled – NME - Stacey – Sad day.

Some Ryan Reynolds at an awards show – PageSix

We posted a few days ago that Jude Law & Sienna Miller were rumoured to be totally doing it after they were spotted shared a pizza together. Well, now they’re having sleepovers so that pretty much confirms it.

Here they are leaving Jude’s apartment with a police escort after a barrage of fans & paps accumulated outside Jude’s place and pretty much trapped them in.

Stacey: You know, these two just feel right together.  I hope that they can make it work.  But not likely.  They both tend to be “playas”.

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Jude Law
Style/Wardrobe: 4.5
Body: 7.5
Face: 9
Charisma: 8.75
Sleaze Factor: 10
Lust Factor: 7
Hot Score:  26.75

I saw a rerun of AI on TV not too long ago and I couldn’t believe how hot Jude Law was. It was like he had gotten hotter since the movie was released. He’s the kinda guy that you don’t remember his hotness until you see him. At least I don’t.

Jude has a great face, a great body, and tons of charisma but didn’t rank very well on our list because of his terrible style and his sleeze factor. Jude Law scored a perfect 10 when it comes to being sleezy. Sleeping with the nanny? Check. Sleeping with Sienna Miller? Check. Babies from one night stands with models? Check. Babies he’s never met yet? Check. But then you look into those eyes and some part of your brain makes all that stuff, as well as the mesh shirts and the widows peak disappears.

Stacey: I couldn’t agree with you more Tanya.  I always forget how hot he is.  But when I saw the Sherlock Holmes preview, even with the ridiculous mustache, he reminded me that he always brings the hotness. I can even deal with the mesh shirts.  And the widows peak doesn’t really bother me.  But the baby mamma drama is too much.  Sure I could fantasize about a roll in the hay with this sexy Brit, but the thought of me being “the other woman” makes my stomach turn.  The sleaze factor is too much.  In fact, he is our only guy on the list that scored a Perfect 10 in that department.

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Jude Law & Sienna Miller – Back On!

Jude & Sienna are both in NYC doing their Broadway shows are were spotted dining together over Thanksgiving. According to JustJared they split a pizza and a $350 bottle of wine, and Jude left a $100 tip. “They came in holding hands,” the source said. “They only had eyes for each other.”

You may recall that the two were engaged way back when after Sienna broke up Jude’s marriage – or was it the nanny that broke up the marriage and Sienna came in after? I have a hard time keeping this one straight.

I dunno about them getting back together though… doesn’t Jude have enough drama going on in his life? And he’s not married anymore so I don’t know why Sienna is digging him.

Does sharing a pizza automatically mean your doing it?

Stacey: Oh come on.  You know this is totally true.  And really, aren’t these two perfect for each other?  What with his baby mama drama and her stealing other people’s husbands?  They are a match made in heavan!

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Oh Jude.  You are literally living every man’s greatest nightmare in front of the whole world for everyone to see. 

Jude Law had a brief fling with some model named Samantha Burke while he was in New York filming Sherlock Holmes.  After they went their separate ways I am sure he thought he would never hear from her again.

Wrong.

It was announced last week by Jude that this woman is currently pregnant with his forth child.  Yikes!  Bettcha he wasn’t expecting that.

My question is how does this happen?  You are rich and famous and sleeping around…do you not use protection?!?!

The Mirror  is now reporting that Jude thought Samantha was on the pill.  Ok, Jude.  Manipulative Girlfriend 101.  Even if she says she is on the pill you need to bag it up.  How stupid can you be?  With millions of dollars and your reputation on the line you would think that someone would be extra careful. 

Although, I am not really surprised by this news.  Jude is a notorious slime ball.  And there are always tons of rumors going around of stars having multiple flings with random people…the law of averages would suggest it was bound to happen to someone.