I’m sorry for all the Justin Bieber posts. I have no idea why I’m so fascinated with him right now. Maybe it’s because most of the other “celebrities” in the news are just a bunch of fame whores I don’t want to even have to look at pictures of let alone ready anything about?

But seriously, can any of the other celeb even compete with this – a Bieber mustache?! I didn’t even notice it when I was looking at the other AMA pics yesterday because, let’s me honest here, it’s a pretty weak ‘stache. I bet he’s been working on it a few weeks too.

Staring at his face makes me wonder about his facial hair – do you think he waxes between his brows? And do you think he is freshly shaven? I was under the impression that he doesn’t have any facial hair at all but this ‘stache blows that out of the water.

Unless it’s fake…

Stacey: Mustache?  I don’t see a mustache.

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Do you see it too or is it just me? Justin Bieber = Chaz Bono. Except Chaz Bono can grow facial hair.

(Aside: When we were on blogging hiatus I actually went to a Selena Gomez concert… and it was kinda fun. It was the only concert I’ve been to that smelled like bubble gum and not pot, beer & sweat.)

Stacey: Totally looks like Chaz.  But more feminine. 

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They drag me back in.

Stacey & I have been talking and we both kinda miss the blog… so we’re back in the game. Thanks for being patient. We just needed some time. So grab a martini and a cigarette (or a coffee and a mini-chocolate bar ’cause you’re in the afternoon slump at work) and let’s get back at it!

Better or worse than an actual photo of the Biebs?

First things first. The Justin Bieber paternity suit. Teen boy humping everything and facing the consequences or just a girl trying to cash in. My bet is on the girl trying to cash in, get some interviews and maybe her own 15 minutes of fame.

Also: we know that you’re getting all kinds of security warnings when you visit the site. This is just Firefox mean-girling us and spreading rumors. We practice safe smut and are not hosting any malicious content nor are we trying to infect you with anything. Hopefully we’ll have this fixed shortly.

Stacey: If they keep mean-girling us, I will spread all kinds of nasty rumors about them.  Thats right, I will fight fire with fire.

Sorry to play with your heart strings, peeps.  It was a heavy month last month, and a crazy few months prior to that.  I think we just needed some time away from celeb gossip to un-jade ourselves.  Because to be honest, I was feeling a little angry at all things celeb related.  Even pictures of cute celeb babies were giving me a case of the eye rolls.  But I think we can get back into it.

As far as the Bieb goes.  I was kinda hopin’ that he knocked this girl up.  Just because it would be great for gossip.  To bad she seems like she is a nutter butter. 

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(Pic: Us Weekly)

Ready to feel grossed out?  Justin Bieber, 17, is already thinking about starting a family.

“Well by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family,” he told Women’s Wear Daily on Thursday. “I want to be a young dad.”

First of all, when you are 17, you have no idea what being a real adult is all about.  When I was 17, I thought I wanted kids too.  But then I because a grown and realized having kids isn’t a like saying I want a different hair cut or I want to pierce my ears…babies are forever.  And at 17, kids think that having a baby is easy.  Ask Tanya, it isn’t!

Second of all, “looking for a family” makes it sounds like he is going to just go out searching and find one waiting for him on the side of the road.  I don’t know if anyone has talked to him about the birds and the bees yet, but that isn’t how it works.

Thirdy, Justin Bieber, you aren’t allowed to start having kids until you stop looking like a 12 year old girl.

Tanya: Babies are not easy. But if you’re ready, they’re totally worth the effort. Beiber saying that he’s looking forward to setting down at 25-26 doesn’t disturb me at all – if you think about it he’s almost 10 years away from that. It’s like me saying I’m looking forward to something when I’m 37 – in my mind it seems so far away that it’s a nice future idea but nothing that I’m working towards yet.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Justin Beiber is pretty like a little girl.

Seriously.  Tell me this isn’t a 16 year old girl with a short hair cut.

Seriously.  Slap a wig on him and no one could tell the difference.

Tanya: This is totally going to sound terrible but he kinda has the look of a stereotypical lesbian.

(Pic: Us Weekly)

OMG.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber doing…this…

This is wrong on, like, 17 different levels.

Tanya: I think it just seems extra wrong to us because we might be too old to legally be looking at this. It feels like I’m looking at child pornography and it makes me really uncomfortable.

Selena Gomez is starting to grow on me though. She’s super cute.

Here’s a fun quote to start the week. Marg Helgenberger (the older lady from CSI Las Vegas) gave an interview where she talked about meeting Justin Bieber:

“I shouldn’t be saying this,” the stunning 52-year-old told an interviewer, “but he was kind of a brat. He was very nice to me. But he locked one of the producers in a closet and he put his fist through a cake that was on the cast’s table.“

Some people might call that “inappropriate behaviour”, which it kind of is, but what I’m getting from this is that Justin Beiber is still just an average high school boy.

Stacey: When you are as old as Marg (sorry Marg) I think any teenager is annoying.  Heck, at 28, I think that teenagers are annoying.  Punching a cake though?  Why waste a perfectly good cake?

(pic: The Superficial)

One more reason for me to hate Justin Bieber – he’s encroaching on my adoptive family! While I only dream of getting adopted by Will & Jada Smith, Justin Bieber spent the day with Jada, Willow and Jaden at the toy store and then going for Indian. Urg, I love going for Indian food and visiting the toy store!!

I hate you Justin Bieber.

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If Justin Beiber were cloned and one Justin Beiber got all frisky with the other one, would that be like masturbating or just some gay incestuous action?

Just curious.

This is supposed to be a wax statue of Bieber but it doesn’t really look anything like him. Unless maybe they started this figure 3 years ago. Damn puberty!

(pic: The Superficial)

(Pic: People)

Do you hear that noise?  It is the sound of millions of 12 year old girls simotaneously weeping over Justin Beiber cutting his famous locks.

If it is even possible, I think he looks more girly than he did before.  Seriously.  When is this kid going to start resembling a 16 year old boy and not a 25 year old lesbian?

Tanya: I don’t mind the haircut. It actually suits him. I’m a little confused by the charity donation though.. Biebs Tweeted “We are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction,” so it sounds like some charity is going to auction off the 2″ pieces of Bieber’s hair? Gross. But I guess a lot of crazy young girls (and old women) might go for that. If it raises money for charity I guess it’s all good.

Not a fan of his crazy eyes though. Nicki Minaj always does the super wide eye thing too and it’s starting to really annoy me. Biebs, please stop that.