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File this under “Saw this coming from a million miles away”.

After declaring that they were the only people who truly understood one another, Jesse James and Kat Von D have decided to call of their engagement.

I guess they aren’t as well matched as they had thought.  Weird.  Because Jesse is, like, so good at picking spouses.  This would have been his 4th marriage.

Tanya: I’m glad that I never have to hear about these two again. Yay for me!

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Ok, peeps, get ready to upchuck your breakfasts because Kat Von D and Jesse James have announced that they are engaged.

“You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a f—-n’ blast!”

Wasn’t he supposed to grow old with his last wife?  Before he cheated on her?

Whatever.  That’s all I have to say.

Tanya: Hey, maybe these two are perfect for each other and will have a long life filled with happiness, fading tattoos, and douchebaggery. Congrats for them if it’s true. Then maybe they’ll stay out of other peoples lives.

Here’s Jesse James and Kat Von D at the Art of Elysium event where they started some rumours that the are engaged. Seriously. You can’t wear a ring like that on that finger and not start rumours. *eye roll*

These two are awful. Do we have our least favourite celebrity couples lists going because I’d like to add these two to mine.

Stacey: Ugg.  *eye roll*.  Do we have to talk about these two?  Can we just pretend they don’t exist?  Kat seems like she would do anything for a little attention. 

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Kat Von D felt it was necessary to clear the air during a recent book signing, saying her and Jesse James were still a couple after rumors had been circulating for the last week or so that she had dumped him for her old BF, Nikki Sixx.

Well, thank goodness because we were all so worried.

She went on to say that Jesse is “probably one of the most kind-hearted, intelligent human beings”.

Really?  Based on the fact that he cheated on his wife that he supposedly loved, I am going to disagree, but that’s just me.

PS.  Why does every celeb on the planet feel the need to write a book?  Who reads this sh*t?

Tanya: *BARF* Thanks for that Kat. I really didn’t need to know that those two were still being all douchey together.

Word on the street is that Kat Von D might be having Jesse James’ baby. Rumors of  Kat Von D being knocked up have been circulating for months so I’m not sure if that means she is (see: Alicia Keys) or if she isn’t (see: Mariah Carey for the last 5 years).

Honestly, I don’t care if she is or isn’t. But I do think that it’ll be super gross for her to be pregnant. Can you imagine her belly, ass and chest tattoos stretching out and contorting? GROSS. While your body will go back I don’t think it ever goes back to exactly how it was so her tatts are probably going to look like sh*t if she has kids.

Stacey: I used to be friends with this girl who when she got pregnant her belly button ring hole stretched and the stretch marks made these crazy lines from the hole, like a star or something.  It freaked me out.  Ya, they don’t tell you that when you get your belly button pierced.

And if she really is pregnant than good for them, I guess.

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When Kat Von D was asked whether her boyfriend of 5 minutes was “the one”, her answer was:

“I believe he is, so yeah”

You know who else who thought he was “the one”?  His ex-wife Sandra Bullock whom he cheated on a million times with women skankier than Tiger Woods’ hos.  While I believe people can change…good luck with that one.

Tanya: *GAG* The “one”? Possibly the “one” who will treat you nice and make you feel special until you realise that he’s boning a bunch of other girls on the side.

But maybe they are a perfect match. Good for them if they are. Then JJ can stop messing around with other peoples lives.

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Well, Jesse James certainly has a type.

People Magazine is reporting that Jesse was spotted getting cozy with tattooed hottie Kat Von D.  If you recall, shortly after the whole scandal erupted, Kat released a statement defending women with tattoos, saying they aren’t all slutty, home wrecking whores, which is true.

What is weird about this story though, besides the fact that Kat is a spitting image of that ho that I refuse to speak about on here, is that last I heard she was still with Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue.  I guess not any more.  Hopefully, Jesse can treat Kat better than he did Sandra.

Tanya: Starpulse says that Nikki Sixx & Kat Von D ended their relationship “for good” last week. If Jesse James has a type (dark hair & tattoos), Kat Von D also has a type (old) and it looks like they fit what they usually look for in a partner. If this is true (which part of me really hopes it isn’t), good luck guys.