Yesterday the gossip world got in a tizzy about this photo of Katie Holmes. Apparently this picture makes her look “pregnant”.

Today her rep is making statements that are even more ridiculous saying that “this photo looks doctored”.

I didn’t post on this yesterday because Katie Holmes doesn’t look pregnant at all. She looks like she maybe at a bagel or is just not sucking in at the moment. No big deal. But this photo doesn’t look doctored at all. If I were going to doctor a photo to make Katie Holmes look pregnant I could do much better than a little softness in the belly. I actually wish I had the time to play around with PhotoShop right now to do so, but I just don’t Sorry guys.

Stacey: It’s a food baby for sure.

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Not only is Suri Cruise photographed holding some Penis Gummies but apparently her assistant also purchased them for her. Does no one pay attention to what is happening here or are they a gift for dad?

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I love petticoats on kids. A lot. I “awww” when I see them and how could you not, really? Take a look at Suri Cruise – even though high-tops and petticoats don’t really go (so I’ve been told when I try to wear it) she still looks like she has got Vancouver on lock down.

Suri Cruise & Katie Holmes went to a burger joint in Vancouver and then headed over to visit Tom Cruise on set of Mission Impossible 4. I think having Suri Cruise visit Vancouver has probably boosted their economy 250% over last year – and that includes the 2010 Winter Olympics. This girl is out shopping every day (yesterday they overtook a toy store) and when she’s not shopping she is knocking back the Starbucks or heading out for cupcakes. Suri Cruise is 4 years old and lives my dream life.

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I like pantsuits. Done correctly they can look pretty hot (so can overalls) but that doesn’t mean that I wear them. Not many people do. This is probably because it doesn’t take much to look like total crap in a pantsuit, like Katie Holmes is showing us above. Katie Holmes has a pretty tight body and theoretically should be able to rock the pantsuit, but she is failing. Partly it has to do with the fabric. This is the same fabric that Brooklyn Decker’s unfortunate pantsuit was also made out of. This fabric tends to cling to the boobs and crotch, get unflattering wrinkles, makes your crotch-to-waist area look way longer than it should and generally just draws attention to areas that you probably don’t want attention drawn to.

Padma Lakshmi wore a similar pantsuit awhile back and it wasn’t so bad. What the difference? Clinging fabric and accessories. Padma brought the attention back up to her long slim neck, instead of the bunching around the crotch and hips and it worked well for her.

Alicia Keys in a pantsuit? It’s totally 70s and it rocks.

Gwen Stefani in a pantsuit? She totally owns it, makes it her own style and rocks it.

Katie Holmes in a pantsuit? Fail.

Stacey: It is hard to make a pant suit look good.  It has to be the right everything in order to work.  I could never wear one.  But why do these stars insist on wearing bad ones?  They have the access to good ones…why wear something that makes you look like you are wearing a sack tied around your body in awkward places?

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Katie Holmes, Isabella & Suri Cruise hit up a Starbucks in Vancouver the other day and OMG that’s a grande. I’m not going to judge Katie Holmes for letting Suri wear high heels(already, maybe I will just a bit), but I am going to judge this. I’m sure Suri isn’t drinking a double espresso or anything (actually, I’m not sure of that) but even if it is the hot chocolate that the photo caption says it is that is a LOT of hot chocolate. The cup is practically the size of her body!

I get sugar jitters after drinking a grande hot chocolate and I’m a LOT bigger than Suri. And maybe it is sugar free, but how could she possibly fit that volume of liquids into her body? I have a feeling Suri demanding the grande to be like her mom & sister and if she had gotten a Tall or, heaven forbid, a Short hot chocolate there would have been a tantrum. If I had a bunch of Tom Cruise money and a flock of photographers following me I’d just buy my kid the grande to shut them up and avoid a highly publicized scene too.

Stacey: I am always mortified when I see children getting things at Starbucks.  Or any coffee place for that matter.  Look.  I loooooove Starbucks but I know I love Starbucks because I am straight up addicted to coffee.  And it started at a young age.  Like, 12.  Because my mom let me get drinks at Starbucks.  Are we seeing a pattern developing here?

I just think kids have all their lives to be brainwashed by big corperations.  Why start them so young?

On a side note, though, I like her little outfit.

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This is amusing. Some magazine (I think it was OK! but I grabbed this list from I’m Not Obsessed) did a poll on who the most and least desirable celebrity spouses are and this is what they came up with:

Least Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Charlie Sheen
2: Mel Gibson
3: Tom Cruise
4: Mickey Rourke
5: Pete Doherty
6: Marilyn Manson
7: David Hasselhoff
8: Ricky Gervais
9: Chris Moyles
10: Wayne Rooney

Least Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Amy Winehouse
2: Lindsay Lohan
3: Britney Spears
4: Heather Mills
5: Gwyneth Paltrow
6: Katie Holmes
7: Lady Gaga
8: Madonna
9: Nicole Kidman
10: Sarah Jessica Parker

Most Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Natalie Portman
2: Megan Fox
3: Katy Perry
4: Kate Moss
5: Gisele Bundchen
6: Cheryl Cole
7: Christina Hendricks
8: Rihanna
9: Kim Kardashian
10: Kate Middleton

Most Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Prince Harry
2: Justin Bieber
3: Robert Pattinson
4: David Beckham
5: Russell Brand
6: Colin Firth
7: Prince William
8: George Clooney
9: Piers Morgan
10: Brad Pitt

I agree with most of the “Least Desirable” spouses list but the “Most Desirable” ones are a bit off. Kate Moss & Gisele Bundchen?? Kate Moss is about as desirable and Pete Doherty and Gisele Bundchen sounds like she takes away your balls once she gets the ring.  As for the men, well, we see the problems right off the bat: Prince Harry and Justin Bieber. Bieber’s balls haven’t dropped yet and Prince Harry would probably be one of those “you’re probably going to see something in the tabloids that looks really bad, but it totally isn’t what it looks like” kinda guys. He’d be fun to date, but I’d say not a desirable husband.

Stacey: Clearly this poll came from somewhere overseas and was filled out by Brits and 12 year olds.  Because people like Kate Moss and Cheryl Cole would not even hit the radar over here.  Ok, Russell Brand over Brad Pitt?  That just doesn’t seem right.

Katie Holmes isn’t my fashion inspiration. In fact, it is so rare that I like her style that I usually end up giving her a special post as a pat-on-the-back for not making herself look frumpy (check it out).

But this is a cardigan that I can give her props for. It’s perfect for her body type, perfect for her age, and makes her look so young, cute and fresh. I’d like to give her props for throwing this together, but she’s on set of the Adam Sandler film Jack & Jill so it’s probably wardrobe for the movie. So props instead go to the wardrobe crew for making Katie Holmes look good.

Stacey: Ya, this is really cute, but it is for a movie so of course it is styled properly.  It is super super cute though. Too bad she can’t look like this normally.

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Josh Duhamel and Katie Holmes announced the nominees

The Golden Globe nominees were announced today and most of it is what you’d except except for this:

BEST PICTURE: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Alice in Wonderland
Burlesque
The Kids Are Alright
Red
The Tourist

Burlesque is a musical but were any of the others comedies or musicals?? I think Red was an action movie, the Tourist I thought was a drama, and Alice in Wonderland… I don’t even know what to call that one. I definitely wouldn’t call it “Best Picture”.

Here’s the rest of the nominations that people actually care about. See that Johnny Depp is nominated twice for Best Actor: Musical or Comedy? I personally didn’t think his performance in Alice in Wonderland was that great, but maybe he’ll get it for the Tourist?

Stacey: I love love love that Justin Timberlake has not, so far, been rewarded for his behavior of trying to beg his way into getting a nomination for anything.  If any awards show would give him a nod, it would be the Globes.  But they didn’t so….bazinga!

And PS.  I totally can’t look at Katie Holmes without seeing Anne Hathaway’s bang on impression of her. 

Oh.  Double PS.  I love the girl who does the impression of Miley Cyrus.  It’s awesome.

Oh.  Triple PS.  Here is a really funny video from SNL of “Miley Cyrus” and “Johnny Depp”.  Awesome.

BEST PICTURE: DRAMA
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The King’s Speech
The Social Network

BEST DIRECTOR
Darren Aronosfsky, Black Swan
David Fincher, The Social Network
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David O. Russell, The Fighter

BEST ACTOR: DRAMA
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours
Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine
Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter

BEST ACTRESS: DRAMA
Halle Berry, Frankie and Alice
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

BEST ACTRESS: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Anette Benning, The Kids Are Alright
Anne Hathaway, Love and Other Drugs
Angelina Jolie, The Tourist
Julianne Moore, The Kids Are Alright
Emma Stone, Easy A

BEST ACTOR: COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland
Johnny Depp, The Tourist
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version
Jake Gyllenhaal, Love and Other Drugs
Kevin Spacey, Casino Jack

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Jackie Weaver, Animal Kingdom

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Michael Douglas, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps
Andrew Garfield, The Social Network
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech

BEST SCREENPLAY
Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy, 127 Hours
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are All Right
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David Seidler, The King’s Speech
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Despicable Me
How to Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
Tangled
Toy Story 3

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Remember our series Posing with Reese where we pointed out how bad everyone looks when they pose with Reese Witherspoon? Reese hasn’t been up to much lately so we haven’t been able to add to that series, but this photo is along the same line.

Isabel Lucas who can be undeniably hot (or undeniably orange, it depends on the day) looks like she was found in the back alley digging through the garbage can for scraps before Katie Holmes found her, brought her in for a bath and a hot meal, put her in one of Isabella’s old dresses, then brought her out to show her rich friends how generous she is.

When you look unglamourous next to Katie Holmes, it’s time to fire your stylists.

Stacey: I don’t think Isabel Lucas is attractive in any way, shape, or form, and this dress is pretty much the icing on one craptacular cake.

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Suri Cruise out with her mom Katie Holmes making a “Monday Face”. This is the same face I have right now, actually.

Stacey: Awww.  Seeing Suri make her Monday Face turned my Monday Face into a happy face

She is so cute!

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