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Katy Perry is voicing Smurfette in the upcoming Smurf movie.  Check out her bitchin’ Smurfette dress! So amazing!

Tanya: Love the dress. Not digging the hair colour so much though.

Well, it was a busy week in Calgary with the Stampede.  And the Stampede brought many celebs into town for concerts and what not.

Katy Perry and ber boobs blessed us with her presence last night at the Saddledome.  I, unfortunately , did not have the opportunity to go.  But we did have two ISS readers (and my good friends, Fionna and Cari) attend and send us a couple of pics.  I was sad I was unable to attend but this morning Fionna said:

“It was such a great show.  Katy Perry has a super down to earth and genuine stage presence.  Plus she is completely wacky…great combination….great production….awesome back up dancers…so good!”.

Thanks for sending the pics ladies and glad you had a great time!

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The latest and greatest Katy Perry Blow Up Doll is now on the market; Cotton Candy Katy.

Microphone and fake eyelashes not included.

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Katy and her great rack made the cover of Vanity Fair.  She talks about her relationship with Russell Brand, her boobies, and her family, as well as how she is like an artichoke:

“My career is like an artichoke. People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and delicious, and they don’t even know that there’s something magical hidden at the base of it. There’s a whole other side [of me] that people didn’t know existed.”

I love artichokes!  What a coincidence.

Tanya: What magical something is hidden at the base of her career??

What guys find hot this year

Maxim was getting a little desperate this year to find 100 hot ladies. While some of the ladies really are hot (Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli), many of them are just “meh” (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, January Jones) and the majority are either “not so hot anymore” or “have never been hot” (Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan).

They should have really just saved face and did the “Maxium Hot 15″ this year.

Stacey: Paz?  Really?

This list kind of seems like there was a bunch of guys sitting around the table, having a hard time coming up with 100 hot chicks and then when a name was thrown at them, they asked “Does she have boobs?  If she does, she is on the list.”  Is that all it takes, guys?

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Check out the person lurking behind Katy Perry. Creepy!!

I was in Hawaii for New Years and my husband and I were walking down the street to go find some New Years action but we were in Kona which is pretty dead and the street was dark with practically no people on it. We’re just walking down the street absorbed in our conversation when we passed someone who was just standing around having a smoke wearing a full leather outfit complete with a leather balaclava type mask that kinda looked like this:

Because it was dark and quiet you didn’t really notice that the person was dressed like that until you passed them, and then it was super creepy. That’s what this reminds me of.

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed, Bikersfinder.com)

Our favourite celebrity couple, Katy Perry & Russell Brand, sharing a kiss on the red carpet of the Grammy Awards last night. Katy didn’t win any of the awards she was nominated for and Russell looks painfully awkward every time the camera cut over to them. He hosted Saturday Night Live the night before so maybe he was just a little tired after being up late and then flying back to the other side of the country.

Stacey: These two are so cute!  Love them together.

And maybe Russell was all akward looking because he wasn’t good on SNL…like terrible.  It was kind of disappointing actually.  So bad that even getting to kiss Katy Perry all night probably didn’t make him feel any better.

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And she still has a crazy rack too, which is the real reason I’m posting this pic.

Personally, I wouldn’t want super giant boobs. They’re more likely to give you back problems and to look like crap in 20 years unless you go in to get a “lift”. But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a nice set of jugs like Katy Perry is showing off here.

Stacey: Katy Perry has the best boobies.

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Earlier I claimedthat Cheryl Cole would not hit the radar on a list of hottest women over here in North America.  Well, I stand corrected.  AskMen just released their annual list of chicks men would most like to bang hottest women.  And Cheryl Cole is sitting at #6.  Hmmm.  Who knew?

The rest of the list is as follows:

10. Jessica Pare
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Katy Perry
7. Scarlett Johansson
6. Cheryl Cole
5. Miranda Kerr
4. Selita Ebanks
3. Sofia Vergara
2. Mila Kunis
1. Blake Lively

Most of the list is pretty good.  Blake Lively though?  The hottest?  Hotter than Sofia Vergara?  I clearly don’t know anything about anything because I would never say that Blake is hotter than Sofia.

Tanya: I think Blake Lively is hotter than Sofia Vergara.

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This is amusing. Some magazine (I think it was OK! but I grabbed this list from I’m Not Obsessed) did a poll on who the most and least desirable celebrity spouses are and this is what they came up with:

Least Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Charlie Sheen
2: Mel Gibson
3: Tom Cruise
4: Mickey Rourke
5: Pete Doherty
6: Marilyn Manson
7: David Hasselhoff
8: Ricky Gervais
9: Chris Moyles
10: Wayne Rooney

Least Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Amy Winehouse
2: Lindsay Lohan
3: Britney Spears
4: Heather Mills
5: Gwyneth Paltrow
6: Katie Holmes
7: Lady Gaga
8: Madonna
9: Nicole Kidman
10: Sarah Jessica Parker

Most Desirable Celebrity Wife:

1: Natalie Portman
2: Megan Fox
3: Katy Perry
4: Kate Moss
5: Gisele Bundchen
6: Cheryl Cole
7: Christina Hendricks
8: Rihanna
9: Kim Kardashian
10: Kate Middleton

Most Desirable Celebrity Husband:

1: Prince Harry
2: Justin Bieber
3: Robert Pattinson
4: David Beckham
5: Russell Brand
6: Colin Firth
7: Prince William
8: George Clooney
9: Piers Morgan
10: Brad Pitt

I agree with most of the “Least Desirable” spouses list but the “Most Desirable” ones are a bit off. Kate Moss & Gisele Bundchen?? Kate Moss is about as desirable and Pete Doherty and Gisele Bundchen sounds like she takes away your balls once she gets the ring.  As for the men, well, we see the problems right off the bat: Prince Harry and Justin Bieber. Bieber’s balls haven’t dropped yet and Prince Harry would probably be one of those “you’re probably going to see something in the tabloids that looks really bad, but it totally isn’t what it looks like” kinda guys. He’d be fun to date, but I’d say not a desirable husband.

Stacey: Clearly this poll came from somewhere overseas and was filled out by Brits and 12 year olds.  Because people like Kate Moss and Cheryl Cole would not even hit the radar over here.  Ok, Russell Brand over Brad Pitt?  That just doesn’t seem right.