Um. WTH is going on here? Some sites are calling this a “hook-up” and that T-Pain and Kesha are now a “couple” or are “romantically involved” but based on this pic I’d say they’re doing some sort of photo shoot. I don’t know how else T-Pain would have found $40 singles to buy Kesha’s “love” with.

The look on Kesha’s face is totally saying “this is $35 more than I’ve ever got for giving a BJ. I’m moving up.”

Stacey: Ugh.  Can we not talk about this anymore?  It is making me feel sick to my stomach.

(pic: Socialite Life)

(Pic: Just Jared)

I try not to rag on people for their body types because, really, we can’t help it.  And I try not to get on people for their looks too much it is another thing we can’t really help.  And I don’t want to every encourage changing your looks (via plastic surgery) because that isn’t healthy either.

But Kesha has got to be the frumpiest looking person I have ever seen.  She looks like…if Jem from Jem and the Holograms morphed with a troll doll.

And her music sucks.  That she can help.

Tanya: The thing that surprises me about Kesha is that she does these big tours with several hour concerts each night and she doesn’t seem to be losing any weight. Not saying that she should be, but you’d think with that kind of schedule that you would just naturally shed a few pounds.

Kesha in a bikini in Australia. I’m not sure if she’s going for a “high fashion bathing suit” look here or if she had to borrow her grandma’s bikini for the day because she forgot to pack her own, but whatever is happening it’s a giant fail.

(pic: JustJared, Celebuzz)

(Pic: Just Jared)

I have decided to join Cory’s protest and not spell Kesha’s name with a “$” because I think it ads to the illusion that it is cool and also her level of “try-hard”.

So, this is Kesha out somewhere performing this weekend, dressed as what she describes as a “sexy pirate”.

I disagree.  I am thinking she is dressed more like a smelly, pirate hooker.  Yes.  Thats more like it.

Tanya: I’d say it looks like she got the “hobo” part down alright for this outfit but I’m not seeing any sexy or any pirate. Just “crazy hobo who thinks he can fly and will hopefully try to do so off a very tall building later this afternoon”.

Oh really, Ke$ha? Is that what this is??

You’ve been photographed with blue lips, covered in glitter, and most recently, with a gold tooth. What look are you going for?
I’m trying to look like a cross between Keith Richards and a hobo. But like a really ridiculously hot hobo. Or like a sexy pirate.

Sexy pirate + Keith Richards + hobo = this??

No. It’s more like:

JEM + Lisa Frank + tribal warrior.

Stacey: Keith Richards?  Sexy pirate?  A hobo?  Why would you want to dress like either?

It doesn’t really matter anyways because she has successfully achieved an epic fail on all fronts.  Especially the sexy part.  Another annoying teenager who thinks they are being different by being exactly like all the other outrageous teens out there?  That is more likely.

(pic: Dlisted, quote: Celebitchy)

(Pic: Just Jared)

Oh wait.  That’s not a blond Gene Simmons.  Are we sure?

Upon double checking, it appears that the person in this picture is Ke$ha (yup, that really is a money sign in her name).  Ummmm, who is she?

Oh.  That person who does that incredibly annoying song, Tik Tok.  I see.

What exactly is going on in this picture?  Why is she dressed like that?

Oh I get it.  This girl makes crappy, generic pop music and the only way to make herself standout otherwise is to dress like a total dill hole.  Predictable and slightly pretentious.

This is the girl that is topping the music charts right now?  I am sad for the future of music.

Tanya: For the record your name is now $t@c3y because symbols instead of letters is totally where it’s at. Ke$ha’s shoes look a little unstable there. They should probably have some sort of strap to hold them on.