Willow Smith could pass as a miniature version of Kelis.

Here’s Willow Smith glamin’ it up for the premiere of her bro’s movie The Karate Kid last night. Jaden looks pretty cute in his MJ jacket and Trey is still a spitting image of Will. I wonder if Will and Jada Smith hung on to any of their clothes from the 80s, cause these kids are going to want them.

(pics: Huffington Post)

How to piss of PETA? Wear fur. How to really piss of PETA?

“I got a letter from PETA about this, which is strange, because I’ve worn way more fur than I had on this day. But for some reason, they figured they were going to mention it, which was stupid. I honestly, I mean, this was a pretty regular day. [Laughing.] It was freezing, first of all… I love that hat, I bought in Russia… I wrote back to PETA because I feel like ‘Who on earth are you to tell me about what I wear?’ Quite frankly, I find them completely hypocritical, and I was reading something about how they euthanize 97% of the cats and dogs and animals that are brought to them. Just, completely hypocritical. I think anyone who feels the need to protest about someone else… it’s just completely insane to me…. I couldn’t care less about what they think of me and my fur hat. I just find it funny that this is the photo, the day… I mean, I would have fur walls if I could. I’m a complete carnivore. And people who don’t wear it and don’t want to, it’s fine. I don’t have any judgments about them.”

The PETA crew don’t mess around so this is gonna get messy.

Stacey: She must want them to throw red paint on her.  I think that stupid red hat would look great splashed in re paint.

(Source: dlisted)

This is Kelis, and this is what she wore out last night. It’s kinda like a disco unicornmulticorn(?) costume?

I’m not even sure where to start with this so I’m not going to. Enjoy.

Stacey: This is just too ridiculous for words.

And no, not even for Halloween.

(pic: Dlisted)

A judge has ordered Nas to pay Kelis $44K a month in support at least until a hearing in held in September to determine if this amount should be adjusted. He was also ordered to pay $45,000 for Kelis’s legal fees and for a forensic accountant.

Nas hasn’t been doing much lately, I’m not sure how he could afford that for long. I’m also not sure how someone can demand that much a month just for popping out a kid and getting divorced. Heck, if I could get $44,000 a month to get divorced and have babies I might consider it.

Stacey: $44,000 a month?  That is what some people make in a whole year!  I have always wondered how stars can afford to pay their alimony and child support bills.  Don’t they eventually run out of money? 

Kelis & Nas have a new baby boy. Knight Jones was born yesterday in NYC.

Update: Just read on TMZthat Nas tried to go to the hospital to be with Kelis after his concert on Tuesday night but he was too drunk so they didn’t let him in.

Stacey: What a great story he will be able to tell his son when he is older.  “Ya daddy wasn’t able to see yo ass on the day of yo birf cause he was gettin’ his drink on!  Holla!”

That is possibly the worst thing I have ever heard.  I wasn’t sure who I beleived in this messy situation but being too drunk to see your son on the day he was born because you drank too much?  Get your priorities straight.

(Source: People)

From TMZ:

Kelis is asking the judge to order Nas to pay spousal support, child support, all pregnancy-related expenses, and one-half of all medical expenses after the child is born. She also wants $3,500 for the baby nurse after the child’s birth, and $20,000 for strollers, cribs and other baby supplies.

Kelis says, “My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid.” The couple was married in 2003. The baby is due this month.

Kelis says she’s entitled to maintain the lifestyle to which she became accustomed during their marriage — they have five homes, fly first class, go to fancy restaurants, and on and on. Most interesting — “There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches…such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard.”

OK Kelis. You may be entitled to have some support for the kid, but to continue to live the lifestyle that was paid for by the man you are leaving? And to claim to be broke when you have “many expensive pieces of jewelry”? Puh-lease. Pawn off some of those watches to tide you over then make an album about the breakup. Or use your milkshake to bring a new sugar-daddy to the yard.

(Pic: martinipink.com)

Did her milkshake bring the wrong boy to the yard?

After reports earlier yesterday that Nas and Kelis are getting divorced, everyone has been wondering why?  In Hollywood standards, these two have been together for quite a while; together for 8, married 6.  She is currently seven months preggers with their first baby (a son) and Nas is reportedly devastated over the situation.  Was it because Kelis fooled around on Nas?

According to this report via Celebitchy.com, a Kelis sex tape supposedly exists.  And the co-star isn’t Nas, but another man!  Juicy.  Now, divorce is never fun and always sad, but this one, I think, is intriguing, if these rumors are true.  Hopefully they don’t let the divorce effect their parenting of their baby.

Tanya: Urgh. Divorce is depressing and devastating for all involved. And then to have some dude who wants his 15 minutes to come forward with a sex tape of your wife? Ouch. And Kelis, if you are married to a famous rapper you’re supposed to sleep with his arch enemy so he can write a song about it. Just ask Faith Evans.

Here’s one couple that has eliminated themselves from the running for Worst Celebrity Couple .

TMZ is reporting that Kelis has filed for divorce from Nas citing irreconcilable differences. She’s currently 7 months pregnant with their son.