(Pic: Just Jared)

Lainey had a funny article the other day about Kelsey Grammer and his young piece that he left his wife for, Kayte something (I am too lazy to look up her last name. Actually, I am not too lazy…I just don’t care).  How much would it be worth to you in order to let this old, icky man touch you?  And not only touch you, but do things to you?

You know.  I always joked that I would marry for money.  That if some ugly, old rich dude, much like Kelsey, propositioned me, I could marry for the bling bling, for the comforts, for the luxury.

But in reality, I couldn’t.  There is no way, at 27, I would let that old, ugly perv touch me.  Especially if I weren’t attracted to him.  See.  That is where the distinction lies.  I wouldn’t let an ugly, old dude touch me.  I would, however, let a hot, old, rich  guy touch me.  I mean, not now, because I am married and all that but you get what I am saying.

That, however, was not the point of this post.  The point of this post is…look at how ginormous his feet look!  They look as big as Sideshow Bob’s big feet!

Tanya: OMG Stacey! I love you took something really gross and skeevy (having sex with old men for money) and turned it into something hilarious.

(Pic: images.theage.com.au)

This story didn’t really hit too much on my radar because, really, who cares about Kelsey Grammer?  Except for when he is falling off a stage?  If you know anything about him, you will know that he is an old pretentious fart that used to be on Cheers and the Frasier. And he defied all odds and married his hot piece of meat trophy wife, Camille, who is now on Real House Wives of Beverly Hills.

A little over a month ago, they announced that they would be separating and war of words ensued.  She claimed he was an absentee father who didn’t call his kids on Father’s Day (aren’t the kids supposed to call the dad) and and he claimed he did call his kids on Father’s Day.

All kind of boring as far as celebrity divorces go right?  WRONG!

Yesterday, just over a month after splitting from Camille, Kelsey was caught getting cosy in New York with a new, blond girlfriend.  Say what?

But wait.  It gets better!  Turns out, girl is also knocked up with Kelsey’s fifth child! Oh snap!

This just got interesting.

Apparently, he also doesn’t have a pre-nup with Cammy.  Oh baby.  Stay tuned as I am sure this is just going to get juicier.

Tanya: Cha-ching! This is what gold digging is all about. Marry the old rich guy, inflate his ego until he thinks he can get any hot piece, wait till he does and BAM! Money in the bank. Unless it comes out that she’s a closet heroin addict or something she’s going to make a lot of money. If the rumors of the new baby are true Kelsey is going to be broke – alimony and baby mama support? Yikes!