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According to reports, Kevin Fenderline has impregnated his most recent girlfriend, Victoria Prince.  So, for those of you not keeping track, this will be K-Fed’s fifth child, with 3 different women.  He already has daughter Kori, 8, and son Kaleb, 6, with the girl he left to be with Britney Spears, Shar Jackson.  And then there is Sean Preston, 5, and Jayden James, 4, with Brit Brit.

Can someone please starilize this guy?  Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean you should have a baby with her.

And if I were Brit Brit, I would be pissed.  As far as I know, K-Fed does sweet F.A. for work…so where is the money to take care of this new baby going to be coming from?  I am assuming from the money she pays him monthly to take care of their rug rats.  There should be a law or something…if you can’t financially support the children you have, you shouldn’t be allowed to have another one.

Jeeze.  What is this guys appeal?  I can’t understand how he has convinced three different women that he is baby-daddy worthy.

Tanya: Uh, I’m going to say “congrats”. I don’t know anything about KFed’s financial situation and won’t speculate there, but I do know that he coaches his kid’s Little League team and is a pretty attentive dad so I’m not gonna hate on him for this one. I’d rather him have more kids than Britney Spears have more kids.

Remember Britney Spears’ kids? SPF & JJ? I’d totally forgotten about them too, don’t worry about it.

Here’s Sean & Jayden hanging out at Disneyland with their “nanny and a bodyguard” but not Kevin or Britney. That we know of.  I wonder if the boys got to see their mom for Mother’s Day. If we haven’t seen them around lately it probably means that they haven’t been out with Britney at all and that KFed is keeping their outings on the DL.

They’re sure getting big, aren’t they?

Stacey: These two are so cute.  A couple of my favs.  Lets just hope that Brit Brit and K-Fed have scared them for life and are living relatively normal childhoods.

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Kevin Federline already has roughly a bazillion babies with all his past ladies so you think he’d have figured out how birth control works by now (via Celebuzz):

Prince (Kevin’s girlfriend) has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears all over the globe on her recent tour. Apparently, the couple had a pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, but this time things are serious!
A source says, “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.

Kevin isn’t happy to have another one? But the other ones bring in so much Britney money! are just so darn adorable! Maybe he’s just not excited because last time his girlfriend had babies she went insane.

Stacey: Someone needs to sterilize this man!

Here’s Sean Preston & Jayden James with papa Kevin Federline at the Pumpkin Patch.

Kevin looks like a pretty good dad here helping his boys as they pick out pumpkins. JJ & SPF climbed hay piles, rode a train and generally had a blast.

Stacey: Honestly, I can’t wait for Halloween to be done because I am sick and tired of seeing all the celebs parading their children around at a pumpkin patch for photo ops.  Because that is exactly whats happening.

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We post a lot of hot abs and chests, but what about the ladies that love the chunk?

For them I bring K-(well)Fed at the pool.

Stacey: Oh my.

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Ok, seriously.  How do you gain this much weight in such a short period of time?  At one point, when he was with Britney, and he was in good shape, I could kind of see why she was attracted to him.  But this?  This is unacceptable on so many levels.  The first one is his health.  The second being the example he is setting for his two young boys.  The third being his outfit…I mean, you can be heavy and dress in flattering attire. This is not flattering.  In fact, I am positive it is making him look heavier.

But it looks like he has only gained it in his mid section…what is going on here?  I am so confused…

Tanya: He has a pregnancy belly. Maybe he’s trying to one-up the pregnant man by having a whole litter.

Too good to be true!

The National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) is reporting that Britney Spears, who has worked off all her baby weight and frapp chub, calls Kevin Federline names like “K-Fatter-Line”, ” fat housewife” and will ask “when is the baby due?”. She’s also rumoured to have put him on a diet.

LMAO!!!

Of course she put him on a diet – she pays for that sh*t! How is she gonna afford her frapps if he keeps eating away all she’s got?

Best part of the story: “Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks,” said the source, “because women still love him.” I seriously almost spit my coffee on the monitor with that one. The ladies love you because of the Britney money. Straight up.

Photos: K-Fatty going bowling last week, and Britney picking up a frap on the weekend.

Stacey: This story makes me so happy.  I love it because I can hear Brit Brit in her trailer park twang oinking at K-Fed. 

With that being said, I would be interested in knowing why Kevin has gained so much weight.  My first thought would be that maybe he has quit drinking and partying (which always kept me super skinny).  Or maybe he quit smoking?  Either way, he needs to loose a few pounds.  Not for looks, but because he has two young boys that he needs to be a good example for and caring extra weight is not good for your health.

It take a big grocery bill to feed K-Fed.

Po’ boy ain’t got no skillz to pay da billz.

How much do you make at your day job? Now, how much would you like to make to sit at home with the kids and not work? Quadruple that and that’s what K-Fed gets from Brit-Brit. But it’s still not enough.

K-Fed gets $40,000 a month from Britney. Plus the $2 million he got when they sold their house. Plus the $500,000 he got in the divorce settlement. That equals more than you and I are likely to ever have in our lives. And that’s not for working. That’s for being married to Britney and fathering her children.

So what’s he spend it on? The National Enquirer says:

Kevin was renting a $7,500-a-month, five-bedroom home in Tarzana, Calif., that he shared with his sons, their nanny, Kevin’s girlfriend Victoria Prince, brother Chris Federline, best friend Jimmy Federico and a few part-time bodyguards

Kevin’s food bill is more than $2,000 a month. He claims he needs to have the boys, Sean, 3, and Jayden, 2 , on a special diet because they are picky eaters and suffer from allergies. He always has a fully stocked bar with top-shelf liquors, which cost him an average of $500-$800 a month. Utilities run $1,500, the nanny’s monthly salary is $2,800, and the bodyguards get $3,000 a month, added the source.

Kevin, if you can’t make $40,000 a month work, you need to re-evaluate your budget. Seriously. Many people are supporting their families on less than that a year.

Stacey: Hehe.  At first when I read the title to this post my brain was reading “K-Fed’s Poo” and all I could think was “Why is Tanya writing about his poo?”  Hehehe….

This article makes me want to drive down to where ever that gold digging loser is and punch him right in the face.  I work my ass off at 2 jobs for waaaaaay less than what this guy gets and he can’t make that work?  And then he complains about it.  What a loser.  What did Brit Brit ever see in this guy?  At least before he was skinny and I could kinda see what she saw in him.  Now he just looks like a blow fish version of K-Fed.  How this man got two women to procreate with him I will never understand.