After reading Stacey’s entry regarding her lack of hot chick knowledge, I felt compelled to intervene.  If there’s one thing that I’m good at, it’s finding pictures of hot girls on the Internet.  Presented with an opportunity to use my powers for good instead of evil, I jumped at the chance.

I picked 3 girls that generally fly under the radar of hotness:

Hayden Panattiere

Lacey Chabert

Isla Fisher

Bonus points if you noticed that there is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.  I hope you enjoy.

Tanya: Hayden is about 3 feet tall which is really creepy but also really handy for other things (wink wink). She has also been working out a lot lately and has been bulking up. Not that there’s anything wrong with liking short manly midgets, Cory. Don’t get me wrong here.

Lacy… I can’t judge. All I see is boobs. … …

Isla I agree with. But enough about her. Let’s get back to those boobs….

Cory: Hayden is the type of girl that will be ridiculously hot when she is 25 – 30.  I would start dating her now and take her away to some remote island where she would blossom into an amazing woman, away from everyone else, and I would have her all to myself.  Creepy? Maybe.  Thinking ahead? Absolutely.

Stacey: Ok, now for my input.  I am not a fan of Hayden.  I think its because I remember her from Remember the Titans.  I feel like a perv thinking of her as hot.  However, I am currently in love with Taylor Lautner, who last time I checked was still 17…Hello, Pot?  This is the kettle calling…

Lacey…so hot.  I have always thought that.  Have you seen Daddy Day Care?  She is in that dressed as a school girl…so hot.  And Mean Girls?  The hottest.  As for her boobs? The are awesome…and if you got it, flaunt it.

Isla…also super hot.  And I love the fact that she is so funny and married to Sasha Baron Cohen.  If she can put up with his antics and not yet be up for murder, she must be the coolest person on the planet.

You definitly won some bonus points for your diversity.  Variety is the spice of life. 

Remember the film Mean Girls?  Ya, it was pretty good, Tina Fey wrote it (who rocks) and it made Lindsay Lohan a big star.  It had some other awesome chicks in is too; Rachel McAdams, Amy Poelher, Lacey Chabert, and Amanda Seyfried.  Amanda has since gone on to other things like Mama Mia and Alpha Dog.

Apparently the girls haven’t really kept in touch since the 2004 movie and when recently asked about it Amanda said this:

“Mean Girls was such a long time ago and we definitely haven’t stayed in touch. And while we are on the subject, I can’t stand her.”

Oooo….Zing!  She wasn’t holding back, was she?

That is cattiness at its best.  I love it.  While I do think this makes Amanda come off as really mean I do think it’s super funny.  Amanda may not have liked LiLo then but she was probably unable to say it as Lindsay with the shit and Amanda was kind of a nobody.  Now, Lindsay is a pariah and Amanda is a rising star.  So funny.  Its like high school all over again.  The pretty, mean girls turning on each other.  Life imitating art, I suppose.

Tanya: I haven’t seen Mean Girls, but I’d like to. Can’t seem to get the husband to go for it. Mama Mia I expected to suck big time, but I actually really liked it (in a “this is the cheesiest movie I’ve ever seen” way). And I liked Amanda Seyfried, she was fantastic. And now that she’s being a b*tch to Lohan, I love her even more <3