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Rumors are abound that Leo DiCaprio is done with Blake Lively.  While I think that them hooking up was almost too obvious that it is almost pathetic, I don’t think these two are done.  Plus, the original rumor came from, like, a super sketchy, non reliable tabloid somewhere in Europe.  So ya.  Probably not true.  Although the reason they are giving is that Leo took Blakey to meet his mommy (he’s a huge mama’s boy) and Blakey couldn’t shut up about herself.  So mama DiCaprio told Leo to dump the bitch and he did.  Allegedly.  Like I said, I’m not buying it.  But what do I know?

On a side note…this picture doesn’t look like Blake does it?

Tanya: She looks like 20 year old Gwyneth Paltrow.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Ugh.  Can we talk about these two for a moment.  Blake Lively must have a hypnotic vagina because notoriously reclusive Leo DiCaprio has suddenly become much less camera shay.  In fact, it almost seems as though he wants to be papped with Blake.  What gives?

Well, if you ask me, and I am totally and completely making all of this up but here is my theory:

A few weeks ago there was the big “Herpes” Law suit.  You know the one where some anonymous person alleged that a major A list celeb gave them herpes…on purpose?  Well, a lot of people that it was Leo.  Why?  Because a few days before the story broke, he and Bar Rafaeli broke up.  I know it is a stretch but …what better way to get people to forget your scandal than to get someone else’s scandal into the limelight.  So lets say Leo gets Blake to release these photos in exchange for a high profile romance, boosting her career and raising her rankings in Hollywood.  Because lets not forget, people get more famous now a days for scandals even if they have no other discernible talent (I am looking at you Kim Kardashian).

I know this is totally absurd but, to me, its the only real explanation for Leo to all of a sudden go completely against everything he has ever done before.  Either that or Blake has a magic poon.

Tanya: HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I’ve heard that Leo might be clinging to this relationship because it takes the attention away from some other scandal that he might be involved in, but intentionally spreading herpes? My BS detector is ringing on that one.

But it is REALLY weird that he’d be so low key about Bar who he dated forever and is super hot and then be so public with Blake who’s he’s dated for like 2 weeks and who is generating so much interest right now.

(Pic: twisted-news.com)

Ummm, ya.  So I guess this is happening.  Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio are apparently an item or something now.  Whatever.  I am throwing them a big, fat side eye roll because this hook up is almost too obvious.

Us Weekly won (read: paid mucho dinero) the coveted photos of the two of them holding hands somewhere in France.  And on the cover they declare “How Leo Won Blake’s Heart!”

I’m sorry.  What was that?  Did I warp to some alternative dimension where Blake is the bigger star than Leo?  Where we are supposed to believe that Leo was the one chasing Blake?  Bitch please.  Leo is the big player here.  Leo is the one who Blake would have been chasing.  Leo is one of the most sought after bachelors in the world and Blake has been looking for an upgrade since dumping Penn Badgley last year.  To try an insinuate that Leo was the one doing the grovelling is almost insulting.  Leo doesn’t have to chase.  Blake was probably on her hands and knees (most literally) begging Leo to be his girlfriend.

What surprises me about this whole thing though is that Leo is usually pretty low profile and hates getting papped or having his business in the rag mags.   To me, it seems planted by her people (please, you know they do this).  Will be interesting to see how long this lasts.

For the record, I don’t like them already.  But that is mostly because I don’t particularly care for them as individuals.

Tanya: It totally seems like her publicists are just taking every little bit they have to make this into a bigger story than it is. Leo is pretty low profile when it comes to his relationships (didn’t him and Bar date for like 5 years and never really confirm it?) so I don’t see him putting up with this for too long.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Here are some pics of Tom Hardy and Leo DiCaprio hitting up a Lakers game yesterday.  Why is this important?  Well, my hubby and I just bought tickets last night to see the Miami Heat play the LA Lakers when we are in Miami.  So excited!

And because the Heat and the Lakers are pretty much the biggest teams in the NBA and each have some of the biggest stars (LaBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, Kobe Bryant, Ron Artest, Lamar Odom) I am pretty sure that there are going to be some celebs there and my wish of seeing a celeb in Miami will come true.

Except I will probably need binoculars to see them because our seats are waaaaaaay up there.  Because there is no way in heck that we could afford court side seats.  The going price?  $15,000.00.  Each.  Yes, you read that right.  I know.  That’s insane right?  And guys like Leo and Jack Nicholson have season tickets.

So, I will have to settle for waving to them from the nose bleeds.  It is going to rock!

Tanya: I wonder if Leo has to pay face value for his tickets or if they work something out because his mere presence is good publicity for the organization? See those guys sitting down from Tom Hardy, they paid full price. They probably own some tech company in Silicone Valley. Leo & Tom Hardy? I bet they get theirs for super cheap.

Is Leo wearing lifts?

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Candy Spelling masters Worst Mother Ever, moves on to Worst Grandmother Ever – I’m Not Obsessed

Katy Perry as Minnie Mouse – Socialite Life

Jessica Simpson takes the Girls out for dinner – LaineyGossip

Emma Watson’s Burberry Ads! – JustJared

Sam Worthington’s next project – Towelroad

Leo & Bar “Take a Break” – People

What Madge wants, Madge gets. – The Superficial

Angie films in NYC, Brad shops in Switzerland, who’s watching the kids? – Celebitchy