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Here’s Lindsay Lohan attending a fashion show and she looks pretty good here. Yay! This is the first time in a while I’ve actually felt like writing something nice about her

Stacey: The opportunity to compliment Lindsay is so few and far between that we really must jump on them when they do come along.  Way to go Lindsay!

(pic: Socialite Life)

No comments from me on this one, just the story:

“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her. Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace’.

That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Source: Dlisted

(Pic: Just Jared)

With the Golden Globes being on last night we are going to be inundated with pictures of who wore what and who looked the best or worst.  Because I don’t really care what designer people are wearing, I won’t be posting too many.

One look that I did love, however, was Miss Lindsay Lohan.  I am not sure what everyone else thinks but I love this dress and this look.  I think she looks hot.

Ya, thats right.  I have something nice to say.  Don’t act so shocked!

Tanya: Strangely enough, I agree with you on this. Lindsay looks happy and healthy! She should try this out for a bit longer, it looks great on her.

(Pic: Celebitchy)

This is my new favorite picture of Lindsay Lohan, like, ever.  Isn’t this amazing?

I don’t even know what is happening in this picture. I don’t really care either.  Lets just appreciate it for what it is….amazingness.

(Pic: Just Jared)

So, after meeting Tanya’s wonderful sister in laws (so great to finally meet you guys!) and having a conversation regarding our website, I have something to admit.  I, on occasion can be bitchy and judgemental.  Shocking, I know. 

So, I have decided that my New Years resolution is to try to be less catty and mean when writing about celebrities.  As pointed out by one of Tanya’s SILs, celebs are under a lot of scrutiny and we need to remember that they are people too.  While I do feel that by choosing fame they are putting themselves out there for judgement, I do agree that it would be hard to be constantly judged and made fun of.  So, expect more nice posts coming from us at I Smell Smut in 2010.

With that, we still have a duty to our loyal readers to give our honest opinions on celebs.  And when I saw this picture of Lindsay Lohan, nothing but catty comments came to mind.  So in an attempt to not break my New Years resolution in the first week of January, I have decided that since I have nothing nice to say, I am not going to say anything at all.

I think my silence speaks volumns. And since you aren’t me, feel free to judge away

Last week I gave Lindsay Lohan a hard time for being the crappiest salesperson out there. Today I take it back.

Here is Amber Rose in what looks to me like the newest tights from Lindsay’s collection.

Stacey: Or….does this make Lindsay the best sales person because people are clearly following her “fashion trends”?  Or is this just something that trashy people do?  I am going with option B.

(Pic: Socalite Life)

Lindsay Lohan has her own line of leggings. And last night was the Christmas party for the people who make her leggings. So like any good spokesperson she showed up to the party with her tights full of runs and holes.

I don’t know about you, but my #1 problem with tights, leggings and nylons is runs and holes. As a consumer I want a pair of tights that aren’t going to crap out on me. There’s nothing worse than having a day of meetings or Christmas parties, getting a run, and looking trashy & beat down for the rest of the day/night or having to run out at lunch to find a new pair. Which is exactly what it looks like you’ll have to do if you buy 6126 leggings.

Unless you’re Lindsay Lohan. Then you just wear them like that anyway.

Stacey: Intentionally trashy.  Lindsay, you never cease to amaze me.

(Pic: The Superficial)

After saving the lives of countless Indian children, Lindsay Lohan is back in the USA. But wait, maybe she wasn’t as “hands on” as she made it seem…

According to the BBC: “Lindsay Lohan has just completed filming in India for a BBC Three project on child trafficking. We would like to stress that she did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation. She was merely referring to a raid that happened connected to child trafficking – the subject of the programme.”

So a raid happened that BBC Three is covering. Lindsay is working with BBC Three. Therefore, according to Lindsay, she was part of the raid.

Well, I guess in a way she is still bringing attention to the issue so that is a good thing. Taking ambiguous credit for the raid however is not a good thing.

Stacey: I think that she needs to get herself together before she can start saving other children.

(pic: Dlisted)

(Pics: The Superficial…follow the link to see the rest…if you dare!)

Oh Lindsay.  You really are a complete train wreck.

Lindsay Lohan recently did a photo shoot for Muse magazine where the theme was Johnny and Kate (Depp and Moss).  And rather than it coming across as hot or sexy it came across as sad and pathetic.  This is Lindsay Lohan from behind.   I know.  Try not to vomit in your mouth, people.  She has officially lost all sex appeal and become disgusting.  Go to The Superficial for the pic without the star.  But only if you want a good scare.

My question…who tells her this looks good and encourages her to continue doing this?  And how deranged is Lindsay to believe that this looks good?  Seriously she looks like a 40 year old crack whore.  I am no longer sad for her.

Tanya: GROSS!!!! I clicked the link. I saw the ass. I regret.

We give Lindsay Lohan a lot of crap on this site (and to be perfectly honest I hold myself back from posting Lindsay bashing posts all the time) so I think it’s only fair that we give her plight to India a little bit of attention as it might actually be a good deed.

Lindz is in India with the BBC to bring attention to the problem of human trafficking in India. She’s been there a day or two and is Tweeting about her greatness: “Over 40 children saved so far… Within one day’s work… This is what life is about… Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” Later she added “Oh, and I’m talking about being in India.”

One day & 40 children saved? Pretty impressive. I remain skeptic, but I have to give her some props for trying.

Stacey: How did she save them?  By getting them to guess how old she truly is then when they all say 37 she says no I am 23 so don’t do drugs kids or you will look like me when you turn 20?

I would give her props for trying except for the fact that she is only doing it to get publicity and save her career. 

(Pic: The Superficial)

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