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Has anyone seen the movie Juno?  I love that movie.  And this picture of Lindsay Lohan reminds me of a scene from it:

Juno: Hey Su Chin!

Su Chin: Oh hi Juno. How are you?

Juno: You know, pretty solid! So have you started on that paper for Wart’s class yet?

Su Chin: No, I tried to work on ot a little last night but I couldn’t concentrate.

Juno: Well I can sell you some of my Aderale. If you want.

Su Chin: No thanks. I’m off pills.

Juno: Thats a wise choice. Because I like knew this girl who had like this crazy freak out from taking too many behavirol meds at once. And she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale mall and was like, “Blah I am a krackin from the sea!”

Su Chin: I heard that was you.

Lindsay Lohan is totally a Krackin from the sea who has had way too many behavioural meds.

Tanya: Urgh. Lindsay Lohan is still a mess. In this set of photos of her I saw a bunch of pics with her boobs hanging out (could be an honest bathing suit malfunction, those happen, but I somehow doubt it) and then in another set she was on her cell phone bawling her eyes out smoking a cig. Girl should be working on her metal health more than her tan.

Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Manson were both at some event together this weekend and were photographed together. These two together totally work for me. They’d probably never work for each other because they’re both completely self absorbed, but they’re both of that same C-list sad, washed up, still trying to cling to something line of celebrity. It would be a bit like watching a train crash, but I’d like to see these two try and work a relationship.

Stacey: Oh gawd.  I have nothing to say here.

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What guys find hot this year

Maxim was getting a little desperate this year to find 100 hot ladies. While some of the ladies really are hot (Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli), many of them are just “meh” (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, January Jones) and the majority are either “not so hot anymore” or “have never been hot” (Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan).

They should have really just saved face and did the “Maxium Hot 15″ this year.

Stacey: Paz?  Really?

This list kind of seems like there was a bunch of guys sitting around the table, having a hard time coming up with 100 hot chicks and then when a name was thrown at them, they asked “Does she have boobs?  If she does, she is on the list.”  Is that all it takes, guys?

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Lindsay Lohan was on Jay Leno and proved that she’s still delusional:

On where she sees herself in 6 years at 30
Hopefully sitting here after I’ve won an Oscar

That’s like me saying I hope to have won a Nobel Peace Prize in physics by the time I’m 35. If people aren’t giving you movie roles you’re never going to win an Oscar. And frankly, no one with the good Oscar roles is looking to Lindsay Lohan now, or in the next five years.

Stacey: The issue here is that Lindsay assumes that once she proves she is “better” people will give her roles because she is a “good actress”.  I have news for you, Lindsay Lohan…you aren’t that great of an actress, sober or not.

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Lindsay Lohan is officially out as Victoria Gotti in the new Gotti movie. Sure she never officially had it in the first place but the way she strategically placed herself you think she’d at least have a chance. Here’s what the producers had to say:

“She is no longer being considered. The talks have stopped. We are going to meet with other people [for the role].”

“She a wonderful person,” he tells PEOPLE. “Her legal case has nothing to do with it. We just couldn’t reach terms.”

Wow. How can you not reach terms? If you’re Lindsay Lohan your terms are “I’ll do it for free and will do any promotional work you need because I need a job bad”. Not coming to terms for this straight to DVD movie sends up a sign to other producers to not even bother contacting you for roles because you’re terms are unreasonable.

What. A. Moron.

Stacey:  Are you serious?  OMG.  This is pretty much the best thing I have heard all day.  I know it makes me a terrible person for reveling in her failure.  But come on!  After showing up and the press conference and leaking that she was hand picked for the role.  This is almost unbelievable.  If it were anyone else but Lindsay Lohan.

Are we ready to write her off yet?

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Victoria Gotti was said to have asked for Lindsay Lohan specifically to play her in the new Gotti movie. Given that the source of this info was Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina we probably should have been tipped off that it wasn’t true, but this is Victoria Gotti we’re talking about so it seemed believable.

Well, turns out that wasn’t quite true. Vicki Gotti has absolutely no say in who plays her in the movie and hasn’t asked producers to cast any one specifically.  Though she does say that Lindsay Lohan is “a very talented actress and a sweet girl”.

Ouch. It would have also been great if she had said “Lindsay Lohan was here? I thought they just hired some call girls that looked like me to promote the movie”.

Stacey:

So let me get this totally straight.  She went to the film promotion, leaked that Victoria Gotti hand picked her for this role when she wasn’t even invited AND Victoria Gotti has no say in who plays her?  Oh gawd, oh gawd.  The fontrum is almost unbearable.  This coupled with the James Franco name drop is just so…pathetic.  Ugh.  What is the matter with this girl? 

As entertaining as Lindsay Lohan has been over the last few years, now that she has proven she is nothing but a grovelling, delusional, party crasher who doesn’t have a hope in hell of rebuilding her career, I am totally ready for her to fade away into oblivion.  Is anyone else with me?

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Lindsay Lohan on her connection to the Gotti family (from Page Six):

“My dad was in jail with the grandfather,” she told us, referring to Victoria’s dad, Gambino family boss John Gotti. In the late 1990s, Lohan’s father, Michael, did a four-year stretch in prison, where Lohan says the jailbirds crossed paths.

Ummm, Linds.  Connection to a mob boss because your dad was in jail = uncool.  Just an FYI.

On wanting a part in the upcoming Wizard of Oz prequel:

“I think the only role I could play is Glinda….I’ll only do the movie if I can work with [James Franco],” she said. “We’re like best friends. We’re hanging out later.”

Oh gawd.  Like, aren’t you embarrassed for her?  Name dropping Frannie and then being all “we’re hanging out later”?  Its almost too much to handle.  And then to say she’ll “only” do the movie if she gets to work with him?  Like she can afford to turn down ANY movie role?  Bitch please.  The level of delusion with this girl is almost to much to handle.  If it were anyone else I think I would feel bad.  But her failure to be humble or learn from her mistakes and her sense of entitlement keep me from my sympathy.  Instead, I judge her.  Because, well…come on.  The best she can do is playing Victoria Gotti in a film financed by the Gotti’s, hand picked by a Gotti.

Tanya: She probably says she’ll “only” do a movie with those requirements so when she’s not in any movies she can be like “well, they didn’t cast me in that certain role” or “James Franco was shooting on different days so I quit. They lied to me about shooting with him” and then it seems like she has the upper-hand (as in “I quit” vs “I was never even offered a role in that movie”).

Lindsay Lohan should be taking any role she can get if she wants to keep working. She doesn’t get AT ALL that “redeeming oneself” usually means starting from scratch.

The best part of the Gotti business is that she’s not even cast in the movie. She just showed up at the press conference because she wants to be in it.

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Before there was Jersey Shore, there was Growing Up Gotti.  I was literally obsessed with this show.  These people, they were too much.  Of everything.  Of fake tans, of bad hair cuts, of spoiled rotten rich kids who purchased $20,000 chinchilla fur coats.  And Victoria Gotti, daughter of mob boss John Gotti, was my favorite.  I mean, look at her.  She is, like, the blue print for the Real House Wives of Jersey Shore.

Apparently, they are making a movie about the life of John Gotti and his family.  If I have read correctly, the family is financing and backing it.  And so far, John Travolta has been brought on to play John.  And while it hasn’t been confirmed, Lindsay Lohan is in serious talks to play Victoria.  Apparently, Victoria hand picked Lindsay Lohan (Dina and Victoria are friends) to portray her in the film.  So Lindsay Lohan showed up to a press conference for the movie and took some pictures with Vicki.

How bad is it that these two pretty much look like they are the exact same age?  Or that Lindsay isn’t dressed like that to try to look like Victoria?  That is just how she looks on a regular day.  Yes, Lindsay Lohan actually looks like a 50 year old mob boss’s daughter.  Look at those faces.  They could be sisters.  Twin sisters even.  I am kind of sad for her.  And also a little happy.  Because it’s funny.  And not really something to be proud of.

Tanya: It is really eerie how similar these two look. Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina also looks the exact same. At first I found it really weird that Dina and Victoria Gotti are friends, but then if you think about it they both come across like they’d do absolutely anything for money and they probably have a lot in common. They could probably sit and talk for hours about which tanning salons are the worst because they don’t let them tan for free and how “unfair” life can be sometimes when everyone is just trying to make an example of you.

Lindsay Lohan would be perfect for this role. She’s already got the dead eyes, bad weave and leather skin. The rest can be faked.

You know how many times I’ve found myself laying on the city sidewalk? I won’t lie to you, it’s happened more than once. It usually happens when I’m trying to be “sporty” (I’ve fallen off skateboards, bikes, rollerblades, etc) or if I’ve had a little to muchway too much to drink. I’ve definitely been fall down drunk once or twice in my day so I can’t judge Lindsay Lohan for this. Oh wait, yes I can. I am not a recovering alcoholic and drug addict who is on probation for not being able to keep their sh*t together.

Stacey: According to TMZ , Lindsay Lohan told them that she when she fell she was “making a joke”.  Ooooohhh!  Ahahahaha, she fell down to play a joke.  So funny.  I totally get….

No wait.  I don’t get it.  How is that a joke?

What is a joke is that she actually thinks that is a good excuse.  What else is funny is that she was at this club with her brother and sister…aren’t her siblings under the age of 21?  The joke is that Lindsay actually thinks that she is good influence.  And that we actually believe she is sober.  Just because she says she is sober doesn’t mean we have to believe her.

She falls in the same category as Chris Brown.  As soon as Lindsay starts making good decisions and showing us that she is actually making an effort to get better and the she has learned from past mistakes (i.e., not going out to clubs, actually working) the public will begin to forgive her and stop assuming she isn’t sober.  But that would entail her believing there is a problem, which she doesn’t, which is why she is still going to clubs until late in the morning.

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Good thing Lindsay Lohan has beat the drug and alcohol addictions and is taking care of herself now because she looks great. Instead of looking like she’s been on a 3 week bender I’d say she looks like she’s only been on a 2 3/4 week bender.

Stacey: You know.  I am 28.  And, IMO, Lindsay Lohan (I refuse to call her by just her first name, on principle alone) looks older than I do.  While she doesn’t look terrible, she also doesn’t look great.  Abusing your body for so long can only lead to looking like a washed up coke fiend.

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