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Holy crap!  When did Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s daughter, like, grow up?  Girl is 15 already.  15!  And rocking a crazy body.

This is making me feel old because I remember when Madonna had Lola.  And then when she was just a baby.  And now she is all out wearing a bikini looking like a young woman.  Where do the years go?

Maybe this is why Madonna is stealing the souls of young lovers to try and keep herself young.  Seriously what happened to her last “boyfriend”, Jesus?  All of a sudden she has replaced him with someone new…did she use up all of his life force and have to trade him in for a new, younger version?

Tanya: Lola is HOT. It must be hard for Madge to watch her daughter get so hot while she’s trying so vainly to fight it.

My mom is no fashionista. Not even close. I often have to tell her that it’s time for certain clothes to be thrown out because they’re past the post of even being donated to an animal shelter to line the bottom of a kennel.

But at least she doesn’t wear this when we go out to an event together.

Stacey: I can just picture Lola giving the old “Moooooom!” to Madge while she is doing all her Madonna-ing, being totally embarrassed by her and everything she wears.  As a mom, when dressing yourself, you should ask “would my daughter wear this?”.  If the answer is yes, you should not be wearing it.  In fact, if you even have to ask yourself that, you probably shouldn’t even consider wearing it.

Lola is turning into quite the knock out though.  Can’t wait until that girl turns 18…she is going to be a handful!

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One of these things is not like the other.  One of these things just doesn’t belong.  Can you tell me which thing is not like the other by the time I’m finished this song.

Now which is it?  Is it the high low class hooker, Taylor Momsen?

Or the 50 year old aging pop star dressed at least 3/4′s her age?

Or the cute 14 year old hanging out with the low class hooker and the aging pop star?

I can’t decide which one is more out of place.  I can’t even decide who’s outfit I hate most.

Tanya: Taylor Momsen makes me want to punch things. More specifically  she makes me want to punch her. In the face.

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I normally think Lourdes dresses really cute but this mismatch pant leg thing is a big fat no.  And Madonna’s try hard L.L. Cool J is a big fat no as well.

Both of them.  No.  Just no.

Tanya: The lady behind them has Maleficent hair which makes this picture my favourite. Oh wait, that’s just the shop window? Lame. Maybe it’s kinda cool that Lourdes wants to be all matchy-matchy with her mom, but I think it could have been done better. Lourdes looks like she is going to a Jester audition and Madge, well, Madge just looks like she’s trying to hard (which she is).

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Forget Madonna.  The new star of that family is her daughter Lourdes.  Look how gorgeous this girl is.  And that look she is giving?  Please.  She is bringing it hard core.  Do you think she wants the fame as bad as her mom?  Do you think Madge is jealous?

Tanya: Lourdes is beautiful I have a second cousin (? she’s my grandma’s brother’s granddaughter) who is 18 and looks like Lourdes. Her mom is a prairie kid, but her dad is an Arab and she got the beautiful dark features just like Lourdes. And she has similar style. I don’t think Lourdes wants it as bad as Madonna did (she’s already got the lifestyle and fame for doing practically nothing) but I think she’s going to get it anyway. Lourdes is currently designing a teen clothing line called “Material Girl” and is said to hit it off with Madonna’s designer friends whenever they come over. Lourdes is totally the next Stella McCartney.