Just for the record, Macaulay Culkin is not banging any porn stars.

“As I do with many fans, I briefly met and took a photo with Irene Lopez at her request,” Macaulay tells E! News. As for her claims that they’ve hung out before?
“I have had no contact with this woman in any capacity, social or otherwise before or since that picture was taken. Any reports to the contrary are false,” he tells E! News.

Sounds to me like he’s still hoping for a reconciliation with Mila. Why else would he deny having a rebound piece?

Stacey: I would want to get back together with Mila Kunis too.  But maybe he is telling the truth? 

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What did Macaulay Culkin do to get over his break up with Mila Kunis? Went to Barcelona and partied with a Spanish porn star. I’d say he’s handling this just fine.

Stacey: What is up with celebs and porn stars? 

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Mila Kunis and Macauley Culkin, who were together for a long long time, have reportedly called it quits. They called it off a few months ago and other sites reported this at least a week ago but I’ve been on vacation so I’m just reading about this now. I’m actually kinda sad about this split. There was something about these two that I really liked. I think it’s because they’re both really quirky and they’ve both been really low-key with this relationship from the start. I like that. It gives me hope that not all Hollywood couples are just contrived to get better ratings.

In other Mila Kunis news it turns out she was blind in her right eye up until a few months ago when she had an eye operation to fix it. Do you think that would have been pre or post Black Swan? It’s probably crazy hard to be a dancer with only one eye (you might want the depth perception) but to suddenly have two eyes and keep your coordination would be pretty tricky too.

(a note on the picture: Am I implying that Gary Oldman had something to do with this? Maybe I am.)

Stacey: Look.  I am not saying that I think Mila is lying but…ok, ya, I think that the whole “I ws blind in one eye” is a little far fetched.  But who am I to say?

Now that her and Macauley are split, though, who do we want to see her date?  I kind of want to see her hook up with Jesse Eisenberg.  I think they would make a good couple

Actually, I knid of think her and Gary Oldman make a hot couple.

Tanya: Jesse Eisenberg?? Really?? I’d put her with Chris Evans, Henry Cavill or someone like that. Young and hot. Not just young and dorky.

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At the ripe old age of 27, this piece of information made me feel incredibly old.

Macaulay Culkin turned 30 today.  30!  Can you believe it.  The little kid from Home Alone is now 30?

Maybe I find it so hard to believe because the only time I ever actually see Macaulay is in Home Alone (I watch it every year at X-mas) and to me, he never appears to actually age.

30.  Wow.   As Kevin McAllister would say…

Tanya: Hmmm, this doesn’t make me feel old at all. I actually get the opposite – each time I see Home Alone I think “WOW he was so little then!”

There’s always been a lot of talk about Michael Jackson not being the biological father of his kids, but since his death pretty much anybody who has ever had contact with him is being considered to be the dad.

The latest finger pointingis at Macaulay Culkin and saying he is the father of “Blanket” Prince Michael II. Culkin is the Godfather to Prince Michael I and Paris Michael, but the sperm donor for Blanket? I personally find that a little hard to believe. It’s too smutty.

I honestly feel bad for these kids. Why can’t we just leave them alone and let Michael be their dad – even if he isn’t.

(and yes, the irony of this post is not lost on me)

Stacey: Lol.  Brilliant.  Of course Macaulaly Culkin is being brought into question.  Why wouldn’t he be.  And honestly, would you be surprised?

I agree though.  Why can’t everyone just leave it alone?  I think it just adds to the circus and the bizarreness that always surrounded Michael. 

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