This is a new wax figure care of Madame Tussauds in Vegas. If I didn’t read who it was I never would have guessed.

Claudia Schiffer?

Lauren Koslow from Days of Our Lives?

Brandi Glanville?

Some other nobody from daytime TV?

Nope. This is supposed to be – wait for it – Fergie. I know, right?

But in all honesty, the real Fergie doesn’t look like Fergie either (see below)

Stacey: Tanya, that comment made me LOL.  Mostly because it is true.  Fergie doesn’t look like Fergie right now.  She looks better actually.  But I have no idea who the wax figure is.  She doesn’t look like anyone I have ever seen before.

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AAAAAHHHHH!  What in holy hell is that?!?!  What is wrong with it?

This wax figure of Brad Pitt is pretty much the scariest thing I have ever seen.  Its weird and creepy.  And it is going to haunt my dreams.

I can’t not look at it.  I think its watching me.

Tanya: Whoa, this is awful. Madame Tussauds needs to fire some people. Their wax figures have been getting worse and worse.

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Is it just me or is Bradley Cooper’s wax figure, like, really really creepy looking?  Its just not quite…right, you know?  Like if he had lots of botox and became a serial killer.

Tanya: Bradley Cooper has a certain “sparkle” about him that just can’t be recreated.

If Justin Beiber were cloned and one Justin Beiber got all frisky with the other one, would that be like masturbating or just some gay incestuous action?

Just curious.

This is supposed to be a wax statue of Bieber but it doesn’t really look anything like him. Unless maybe they started this figure 3 years ago. Damn puberty!

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Another day, another celeb wax figure at Madame Tussauds.  This time, its Taylor Swift.

Ummmmm.

I really like Taylor Swift but her wax figure is just not quite right.  It looks a little like an alien.

I like the pretty guitar though

Tanya: If you cover up the real Taylor Swift the wax one looks like her, but when you see them side by side it just looks off.

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And this is one of the ones that Madame Tussauds didn’t get right.

This is supposed to be Eva Longoria.

Ummm….no.  That’s all.  Just no.

Tanya: You could probably hold an Eva Longoria look-alike contest here in Calgary and find someone that looks more like Eva Longoria than this statue.

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Russell Brand is the latest celeb to get himself immortalized in wax form by Madame Tussauds.

And they nailed this one.  I thought it was actually Russell.  So good its almost creepy.

Tanya: Whoa! This looks so good!! Russell Brand is great. I was listening to an interview with him this morning and he totally made my heart melt <3

Gwen Stefani got a Madame Tussauds’ wax figure of her own yesterday and I gotta say I’m not feeling it. Sometimes they’re bang on, but sometimes they’ve missed the mark on a few key features and I think that’s what’s going on here. It looks like Gwen, but it doesn’t have the vital Gwen-ness or spark that she always has.

Fact: it costs about $300,000 to make this statue.

Stacey: I think its the cheeks and her chin/jaw line that the missed the mark on this one. 

And the spark that is missing in the wax figure is the actual personality that makes the real Gwen as awesome as she is.

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We seem to really love Madame Tussauds here.  Not sure why.  But here is Rihanna getting up close and personal with her wax figure.  I think this one is pretty darn good.  Except for the boobies.  Are RiRi’s that big normally?

I am glad they made one of Rihanna.  She’s hot.  The world can always use more hotness, even if it is waxed.

Tanya: I love Rihanna, even if it’s just a wax Rihanna. This might be the first Madame Tussauds wax figure that looks SO different from the live person because RiRi changes her look so much. I gotta say that her red hair looks super cute curled like that with the hair clip. Rihanna should go back to the cute look and move away from the “edgy” mohawk thing.

And no, her boobies don’t normally look like that.

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If you were thinking this is Madam Tussauds’ wax figure of Tom Cruise you would be…wrong!  This is the real Tom Cruise.  But he looks kind of weird.  And waxy.  And almost life like.

I don’t know what his story is lately or who his plastic surgeon is, but they seem to be turning back the clocks for Tom.  Because for a while he was looking like this.  But now he is looking younger and younger.  Which is weird and unatural.  And it ads to my pre-existing uneasiness when looking at Tom.

Below is one of Tom’s wax figures.  See.  Weird.  And also a little like John Edwards.

Tanya: Tom Cruise makes me uncomfortable.

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