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Well, last night was the Met Gala and what that means is that everyone and their dogs were attending wearing their bold and/or beautiful best.  Since the pictures are giving me a big, fat, case of the yawnies, rather than posting a million posts about each individual dress, I just decided to pick a couple high lights and low lights.

Highlights?  I love Christina Ricci’s dress; I think she looks amazing.  And I know you guys don’t like Maggie Gyllenhaal but I do so I included her.  And I loved Emma Stone’s dress and Michelle Williams too.  And Sofia Vergara because, wek

Lowlights?  Brooklyn Decker is straight up offending me with her brightly colored, flat dress.  Seriously, this color is horrible and makes her look like she has zero shape.  And Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.  Need I say more?

Tanya: I agree with you on all except Christina Ricci – her dress accentuates her tiny waist a little too much and makes her body look incredibly weird.

Some others I’ve come across and wanted to add: Beyonce’s dress was so tight she had to be carried up the stairs, Kate Hudson decided to accentuate her ass to make her baby bump look smaller (?), Miranda Kerr wins the “Stripper Wedding Gown” award this year (there’s a dress that fits this category every year), Mary Kate Olson in her Mrs Clause dress and Demi Moore wearing the outfit that she probably wore to watch the Royal Wedding because she wasn’t invited.

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We debated a couple of days ago as to whether we are buying the whole Taylor Swift/Jakey Gyllenhaal “romance”.  Buying it or not, Swifty was seen out over Thanksgiving weekend with Jakey’s sister, Maggie, and her little girl.   And not even out with Jakey either.  Like, on her own with the girls.

Really?  Already?  That just seems too soon.   That is a statement and a half.

What do you think?  Too much, too soon?

Tanya: I’m sorry, but it just feels like a photoshoot. Like they saw that a photog was waiting down the street so they threw on Ramona’s jacket and hat (poor kid can’t even see) and went for a walk around the block.

And the post we’ve all been waiting for, the most horrendous dresses of the 2010 MET Gala.

Maggie Gyllenhaal – WTH is up with those breasts? Did she look so much weight that they are just empty sacks that have no shape and she had to pick them up and fold them to get them into the cup? Creepy.

Katy Perry’s dress has LED lights in it (in case you were wondering why it seemed to be glowing).

And Tina Fey. I can’t even start.

Stacey: See, and I don’t hate the pant suit.  I wouldn’t wear it myself but I htink it suits Tina.  As for Maggie.  I love Maggie.  Didn’t love the dress.  But I am not going to make fun of her boobs.  Because those look like the boobs of a woman who has had a child.  And then didn’t give in to the preasures of Hollywood and had them “fixed”.  And thats part of the reason I love her.

As previously mentioned, I like Katy’s dress. 

Did you see Christina Hendricks though?  A rare miss.  And it was a big miss.  The color, the shape, its horrific and should be banned from the face of the planet forever.  And ever.

And Kristen Stewart?  So disappointing. 

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Did you watch last night?  I watched.  So I figured I would do a quick round up for you peeps.  However, I won’t be doing an award by award recap so if you want to see all the winners, click here.

What did I think?  Firstly, boring!  Like, nothing about this Oscar’s stood out.  Except for maybe Neil Patrick Harris (above).

Other than that, dresses were boring, speeches were boring, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were really underwhelming…so over all for me, thumbs down.

Best parts for me were Sandra Bullock winning for Best Actress.  Seriously, that girl is so amazing.  Second, Ryan Bingham, won for best original song, got up on stage and thanked his wife saying “I love you more than rainbows, baby”.  It sounds cheesy, but in his sexy southern drawl, I almost died.  I can’t find the video otherwise I would show you.  And they were making fun of it on the radio this morning, but I don’t care.  I wish someone loved me more than rainbows.

Favorite dresses, Jennifer Lopez and Maggie Gyllenhaal.  I know you guys don’t like Maggie but I love her and her dress.

Least favorite, Sarah Jessica Parker and Zoe Saldana.

Hottest guys…Jeff Bridges and Robert Downey Jr.

Most annoying moments.  Ben Stiller in Avatar get up trying to be funny but mostly just being a jack ass.  And the crazy red headed woman who hijacked the Short Film winners speech.

So, that’s it, peeps.  I won’t be going into much more depth than that.  Because, really, I am sure you will be sick of all the coverage by the end of the day and you may want to come her for reprieve.

Tanya: Go Sandra! She is now the first actress to win a Razzie for worst actress and an Oscar for best actress in the same year. As for the fashion: I like all of the ladies’ dresses that you posted. Even RDJ’s wife’s (her name slips me at the moment). Hottest guys Jeff Bridges & RDJ?? I don’t know about that. I’m going to have to look at some other photos.

Stacey: Ya, but all the other guys that were there were guys like Ryan Reynolds and Gerard Butler.

I liked Sam Worthington but I couldn’t find a great picture of him.  And Keanu Reeves but he was only on there for a moment.

And whats wrong with RDJ?  He was on our Hottest Guys list…

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Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard got married this weekend (May 2) in Italy in a small chapel in Brindisi.

Congrats to the happy couple!

According to Page SixMaggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard are getting married the second week of May in Italy.

Stacey has Maggie & Peter on her Top 5 Celebrity couples. Have you voted for yours yet? Vote for your Top 5 Celebrity couples here.

Stacey: These two are on my Top 5  favs for sure.  I love how off beat they both are.  Maggie is so sexy and confident…she is one of the few chicks that my husband and I agree on.  And Peter seems perfectly suited for her, as he is anything but generic.  Hope they make it.

Top 5?

We’ve picked our Top 5 Celebrity Couples, now you get your say.

Pick your 5 favourite celebrity couples from the list below or, if your faves aren’t on here, leave a comment with who you think is the best so we can add them to the running.

Best Celebrity Couple:

• Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale (25%)
• Posh & Becks (21%)
• Beyonce & Jay-Z (21%)
• Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal (17%)
• Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel (8%)
• Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard (0%)
• Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson (17%)
• Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady (46%)
• Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith (21%)
• Other (add who it is in the comments!) (0%)

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So Tanya suggested we compair our Top and Bottom 5 Celeb couples, since we seem to vary so greatly in who we love or hate…Tanya, I look forward to your list.

Stacey Top 5:

1. Posh and Becks

2. Reese and Jake

3. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard

4. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady

5. Gavin and Gwen

Tanya Top 5:

1. Beyonce & Jay-Z
2. Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel
3. Gwen & Gavin
4. Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson
5. Will Smith & Jada Pinkett

Stacey Bottom 5:

1. Brangelina

2. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

3. Tom and Katie

4. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

5. J-Lo and Marc Anthony

Tanya Bottom 5:

1. Heidi & Spencer
2. Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
3. Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
4. Ice-T & Coco
5. Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt (sorry for even mentioning her but these two are gross)

Tanya: I’m glad you have Brady & Bundchen on your list I love them. They, Afleck & Garner, David Duchovny & Tea Leoni, and Seal & Heidi Klum were close cuts for my top 5. Celebrity couples are quick to change, they may make it in the top 5 still.

Can’t believe Brad and Angie made your bottom 5!! Is it because you don’t like them or don’t like how they came to be (the broken marriage thing)?.

Stacey: No Tanya!  Not Coco!  I love her!  Maybe not Ice-T but Coco is amazing!

And Spencer and Heidi and Paris and her flavor of the month were originally in my Bottom 5 but I refuse to acknowledge them as celebrities. 

And I hate Brad and Ang as a couple and as individuals.  Their holier than thoughness bugs the crap out of me.