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And now I bring to you…

Marisa Miller’s abs.

You’re welcome.

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Seriously.  How did this goofy looking MF end up with Marisa Miller?

Apparently he is Griffin Guess (even his name is goofy) and he is a music producer or something.

He must have sold his soul to the same person that Posh did.  Because Marissa is, like, insanely hot.  Remember this picture? I am pretty sure Marissa is the hottest woman ever.

He must be really rich, or really smart, or really…something, right?  Sometimes life just doesn’t make sense.

Tanya: Day-um Marissa Miller is hot. I didn’t even notice that dude until you pointed him out.

Is Marisa Miller the Sexiest Woman in the World? According to FHM she is and I’m not going to argue with them.

Stacey: I think they definitely got this one right.  Finally!

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Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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Ok, I have to admit something.  I am a bad friend.  I missed a very important birthday shout out last week.  One of our most avid and loyal readers, Cory, had a birthday last Thursday.  And while I texted and phoned, nothing says Happy Birthday like some pictures of your favorite celeb hotties.

So, Cory, in honor of your birthday and in hopes you will forgive my forgetfulness, please find enclosed some pictures or Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller, and your old school, sentimental favorite, Britney Spears (pre baby making and head shaving). Enjoy

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I am starting to think that Marissa Miller may have been created in a robot fabrication plant.  There is no way someone who wasn’t created by hand by some kind of mad genius could be this hot.  That is just a fact.

Here is Marissa looking ridiculously hot at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show.  So hot.

T: Those are some sweet abs. Suddenly I have the urge to hit the gym.

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Ok, I may not be the best at picking out hot chicks but I definitely know that Marisa Miller is hot.

Click here for some ridiculously hot photos of Marisa.  And the accompanying article that made me laugh my ass off.

Tanya: So. Effing. Hot.