I Smell Smut

(Pics: Various sources)

Ok, I have to admit something.  I am a bad friend.  I missed a very important birthday shout out last week.  One of our most avid and loyal readers, Cory, had a birthday last Thursday.  And while I texted and phoned, nothing says Happy Birthday like some pictures of your favorite celeb hotties. 

So, Cory, in honor of your birthday and in hopes you will forgive my forgetfulness, please find enclosed some pictures or Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller, and your old school, sentimental favorite, Britney Spears (pre baby making and head shaving). Enjoy

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(Pics: Celebslam)

I am starting to think that Marissa Miller may have been created in a robot fabrication plant.  There is no way someone who wasn’t created by hand by some kind of mad genius could be this hot.  That is just a fact.

Here is Marissa looking ridiculously hot at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show.  So hot.

T: Those are some sweet abs. Suddenly I have the urge to hit the gym.

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