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Matthew McConaughey’s Mom

Tanya — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:31:15 +0000

Matthew McConaughey’s mom came out to support the premier of his new movie The Lincoln Lawyer and thought it would be a good idea to flash her skivvies.

Uh…. thanks Mrs McConaughey, but that was totally unnecessary.

(pic: The Superficial)

I’m Jealous of Levi McConaughey

Tanya — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:03:05 +0000

So there is this store called BabyBot that sells baby and kids stuff that I absolutely love and they carry this awesome toy box that I’ve had my eye on for awhile. I haven’t bought it because it’s $500, and with all the other things you need for a baby shelling out $500 for a toy box is low on the priority list.

Anyway, BabyBot was at the Oscars giving away goodie bags to celebs and they had a draw from some bigger ticket items such as the Mod Mom toy box, a stroller, a baby carrier and some other stuff. Guess who won the toy box? Levi McConaughey. Totally unfair! I’ve been working my butt off to win the BabyBot Facebook contest so I could win a $500 gift card and all Matthew McConaughey had to do was put on a suit and head over to an awards show to get all kinds of free stuff.

The perks of being a celeb.

WTH Happened to Matthew McConaughey’s Face?

Tanya — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:59:29 +0000

Wow. Somebody went a little overboard on the photoshop for Matthew McConaughey’s new Dolce & Gabbana ads. Look at this face? It almost looks like the halves of two different faces smooshed together. Matthew McConaughey has a good looking face. There shouldn’t be a need for this. Fire the photoshop kid and hire a decent lighting person and you’ll get a way better photo.

Stacey: Ya, whatever they did here really aged him. Yuck. At least his T-rex arms are under control Tanya.

(pic: Dlisted)

Morgan Freeman Kissing Matthew McConaughey

Tanya — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:39:22 +0000

The first thing that popped in my head upon seeing this photo of Matthew McConaughey getting a kiss from Morgan Freeman was the voice of Morgan Freeman narrating the scene.

Stacey: Hehe. What makes me laugh most about this is that Morgan isn’t kissing the beautiful woman 2 feet over, he is kissing the beautiful man. WTF?

(pic: JustJared)

Just As Cute

Stacey — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:42:01 +0000

(Pic: Just Jared)

Finally! Some pictures of Matthew McConaughey’s other baby! I was wondering when we would get a good look at baby Vida. And she is just as cute as her brother, Levi! Look at that bow. So cute!

When did we get too old to wear bows in our hair?

Tanya: I think we got too old for bows in our hair roughly 20 years ago. I realized the other day that the only way for us to replicate these things is to have children of our own to dress up. Luckily I have a niece who will play dress up for me at the mall so I can accessorize her with EVERYTHING, take some pics, then put it all back on the shelf

Too Much Celeb Gossip

Stacey — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:23:18 +0000

(Pic: Just Jared)

You know how I know I read and write too much celeb gossip? I had a dream last night that Matthew McConaughey and little Levi were at a coffee shop that my mom and I were at.

Ya.

Too much celeb gossip.

How cute is Levi though? This kid always looks so relaxed and laid back. Does he ever cry?

On a side note; why does Matthew look so shiny?

Tanya: I had a dream last night that I was trying to reach something but I couldn’t because I had to be cloud Mario to do it. And then I didn’t get all the coins anyway and wasn’t going to be able to meet deadline for my project (too much work + too much Mario Galaxy 2).

TMI

Tanya — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:41:44 +0000

Hey Matt – what did you guys do after the Country Music Awards last year? Hit up any good parties?

“After the show last year my lady and I – Camila – went back to the hotel and conceived the little lady who is now our daughter, ”

Ewww.

Stacey: While it is definitely TMI, I am glad at least the visual it elicits is of two beautiful people, not two ugoes or something. But the TMI must run in the family. Remember when his mom told everyone his dad died having sex? *shiver*

(pic: Socialite Life)

Golfing with Dad

Tanya — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:18:48 +0000

Levi McConaughey is going to be one of the coolest kids out there. Kingston Rossdale might be a hot dresser, but he’ll be a diva. Levi on the other hand might be the most chilled out kid in school. He’ll have a deep appreciation of nature, be able to build you a pipe out of anything and will have a deep soft side and cry at a movie.

Heh, or not.

Stacey: Lol. This picture cracks me up. That kid is so cute.

(pic: JustJared)

The Handsome Men’s Club

Tanya — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:03:33 +0000

Jimmy Kimmel and the Handsome Men’s Club. Super funny but a little long, so when you’ve got 10 minutes check it out

Baby Vida

Stacey — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:46:20 +0000

Congrats to Matthew McConaughy and his baby mama Camila Alves. On January 3rd, Camila gave birth to the couples second child, a baby girl named Vida Alves McCconaughy.

Vida? Loves it. So cute.

“Happy New Year everybody!!! On Sunday, Jan. 3rd at 12:13am, Camila gave birth to a healthy 7lb. 7oz. baby girl named “Vida Alves McConaughey”…. Vida is Portuguese for “life” and that’s what God gave us this morning… Camila’s recovering wonderfully and we are both truly honored to welcome this little lady into our family… thanks for all your well wishes and prayers along the way. another blessed day. we give thanks. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila”

I love that he calls her “little lady”. It makes me giggle. But mostly I am just happy that Camila finally popped. Seems like she was pregnent for like a year.

Can’t wait to see the little one. I am sure she is as cute as her older brother, Levi.