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Its true.  We give Megan Fox a hard time here.  Why?  Well, for one, because she says the dumbest things sometimes.  And really, to this point, she hasn’t demonstrated the she has any talent other than her surgically enhanced body and face, one of which, she has gone too far on recently.

But, I will give credit where credit is due.  Recently Megan was cast, along with Dominic Monaghan, in Eminem’s new music video with Rihanna for Love The Way You Lie.  Have you heard it?  It is a great song that finally feels like the old Eminem that actually made good music rather than his music in the last few years that was campy and silly.  But that is beside the point.

The point is that the song deals with the tough subject of domestic abuse and the video is said to show Megan and Dominic going through the various stages.  What is cool about this is that Megan donated the fee that she would have received for the video to the Sojourn House, which is a charity that provides shelter for women and children that have left abusive homes and need a place of safety.  Very cool Megan.

Maybe there is some hope for this young lady after all.

Tanya: Awesome! Props to Megan for this one for sure!

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If Megan Fox is the defender of the universe we are all in deep deep trouble.

Tanya: This morning my brother and I were talking about adoption and he asked something along the lines of “how old is too old to change the name of the kid you adopted?” and I said “if they’re a baby it’s probably not a big deal, but over 1 year old and you should probably leave it as is, unless they have a really terrible name like ‘Crap Bag‘” and he said “or Optimus”. Whatever, if I adopted a kid named Optimus I’d totally keep the name! In fact, I’m tempted to go find a kid named Optimus to adopt because if I have my own kid that I have to name my hubby probably won’t let me use that one. It’s the only way.

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After breaking up, getting back together, and losing her engagement ring, it turns out that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot in Hawaii, according to TMZ.

You know what?  I am actually kinda of excited for these two.  While I am not too fond of Megan, I do think BAG (haha) is totally hot.  Maybe its because he was David Silver?  Anywoo, I like these two together.

On a side note, look at this picture.  Remember when Megan actually looked like this?  When did her face start morphing into this new, alien face she has?  So sad, because she was so beautiful.

Tanya: Wow. She really does look like two different people. She went from Tiffani Thiesson to Shannen Doherty. But the wedding is exciting, these two really seem to go well together.

Congrats!

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I can’t quite put my finger on it but something is up with Megan Fox’s face.  Don’t get me wrong she is a beautiful girl but there is just something wrong with it.  Here is Megan last night at the Jonah Hex premier.

Remember, Megan is only 23.  But she looks older right?  Like, 30 I would say.  I think she looks like she has had work done.  On young girls plastic surgery ages them, IMO.

And those lips.  My gosh.  My hubby likes to call them “vagina lips”.

On a side note, I think that this movie looks ridiculous and I have no interest what so ever in seeing it.

Tanya: Did you hear about her engagement? When Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Hawaii he proposed to her (again) and she was jumping up and down squealing with excitement. In the commotion the ring was lost in the sand and they couldn’t find it. Staff and security combed the beach into the night but nothing showed up.

You know he’s like “Too bad you couldn’t really see the ring, it was totally 25 carats. But it was also a hand carved ring that can never be replicated so now you’re going to have to make due with something else. You still have the ring from when we were engaged last time?”

Megan Fox is still in a Bikini – The Superficial

Sheryl Crow adopts another son! – People

Kristen Stewart apologizes for the rape comments – Celebitchy

“I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat” – Khloe Kardashian – I’m Not Obsessed

Septner has a baby girl – Access Hollywood

RIP Rue McClanahan – Dlisted

Hello!

Megan Fox proves to the world that she’s not just T&A. She’s also Abs.

Stacey: While she is on the thin side right now, I am totally jealous of those abs.  Holy snap!

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Us Weekly is reporting that the T&A in Transformers, Megan Fox, has been dropped from the third installment in the franchise.

Hmmmmm.  I wonder why?  Perhaps it was her telling everyone that Michael Bay, the director, had her audition by washing a car in a bikini? Or maybe that she compared working with him to working with Hitler? Or that she is apparently horrible to work with and the crew of the last film had turned on her?

Whatever the reason, I was shocked to hear it.  Because as annoying as she is, she looks great on screen.  And wasn’t that why they hired her in the first place?

Tanya: I liked Megan Fox in the Transformers movies! Oh well, they can replace her with another hot actress and I’ll get over it. I guess they’re getting more serious with Transformers 3 so maybe they wanted someone who could do more than just run, scream and drape themselves sexily over a motorcycle.

Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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The thing that’s really cool/lame about March Madness is that everyone and their dog creates their own brackets for whatever they’re peddling. I have seriously seen brackets for everything. The one I’m going to focus on here is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive which currently has Megan Fox vs Helen Mirren.

And as of right now, Helen Mirren is winning at 62% of the votes!

Head on over to Esquire and make your vote.

Stacey: Helen Mirren is hot.  And I am sure she could show most of the men a thing or two.

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You know, as much as Megan Fox likes to flaunt her business all over the world, I actually believe this peice of information.  She recently did an interview with the UK Harpers Bazaar and had this to say:

I’ve only been with two men my entire life,” …. “My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Being a sex symbol and being slutty are two completely different things.  Look, I think Megan is gorgeous.  But I also think she is painfully insecure.  Which leads me to believe that she probably hasn’t slept with tons of people.  And I often think that her outlandish behaviour is a cover up to the really person she is, which is an inexperienced young woman putting out to the world what she thinks they want to see. 

She is 23 years old and has been with Brian Austin Green since she was like 19.  And its not like we have seen her out with all these other guys.  We have only seen her date B.A.G. (hehe, his initials are BAG).

While many people aren’t going to believe her, I think I am going to back Megan on this one.  Just because you put a certain image out there, doesn’t mean thats who you really are.