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I can’t quite put my finger on it but something is up with Megan Fox’s face.  Don’t get me wrong she is a beautiful girl but there is just something wrong with it.  Here is Megan last night at the Jonah Hex premier.

Remember, Megan is only 23.  But she looks older right?  Like, 30 I would say.  I think she looks like she has had work done.  On young girls plastic surgery ages them, IMO.

And those lips.  My gosh.  My hubby likes to call them “vagina lips”.

On a side note, I think that this movie looks ridiculous and I have no interest what so ever in seeing it.

Tanya: Did you hear about her engagement? When Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Hawaii he proposed to her (again) and she was jumping up and down squealing with excitement. In the commotion the ring was lost in the sand and they couldn’t find it. Staff and security combed the beach into the night but nothing showed up.

You know he’s like “Too bad you couldn’t really see the ring, it was totally 25 carats. But it was also a hand carved ring that can never be replicated so now you’re going to have to make due with something else. You still have the ring from when we were engaged last time?”

Megan Fox is still in a Bikini – The Superficial

Sheryl Crow adopts another son! – People

Kristen Stewart apologizes for the rape comments – Celebitchy

“I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat” – Khloe Kardashian – I’m Not Obsessed

Septner has a baby girl – Access Hollywood

RIP Rue McClanahan – Dlisted

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Megan Fox proves to the world that she’s not just T&A. She’s also Abs.

Stacey: While she is on the thin side right now, I am totally jealous of those abs.  Holy snap!

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Us Weekly is reporting that the T&A in Transformers, Megan Fox, has been dropped from the third installment in the franchise.

Hmmmmm.  I wonder why?  Perhaps it was her telling everyone that Michael Bay, the director, had her audition by washing a car in a bikini? Or maybe that she compared working with him to working with Hitler? Or that she is apparently horrible to work with and the crew of the last film had turned on her?

Whatever the reason, I was shocked to hear it.  Because as annoying as she is, she looks great on screen.  And wasn’t that why they hired her in the first place?

Tanya: I liked Megan Fox in the Transformers movies! Oh well, they can replace her with another hot actress and I’ll get over it. I guess they’re getting more serious with Transformers 3 so maybe they wanted someone who could do more than just run, scream and drape themselves sexily over a motorcycle.

Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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The thing that’s really cool/lame about March Madness is that everyone and their dog creates their own brackets for whatever they’re peddling. I have seriously seen brackets for everything. The one I’m going to focus on here is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive which currently has Megan Fox vs Helen Mirren.

And as of right now, Helen Mirren is winning at 62% of the votes!

Head on over to Esquire and make your vote.

Stacey: Helen Mirren is hot.  And I am sure she could show most of the men a thing or two.

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You know, as much as Megan Fox likes to flaunt her business all over the world, I actually believe this peice of information.  She recently did an interview with the UK Harpers Bazaar and had this to say:

I’ve only been with two men my entire life,” …. “My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Being a sex symbol and being slutty are two completely different things.  Look, I think Megan is gorgeous.  But I also think she is painfully insecure.  Which leads me to believe that she probably hasn’t slept with tons of people.  And I often think that her outlandish behaviour is a cover up to the really person she is, which is an inexperienced young woman putting out to the world what she thinks they want to see. 

She is 23 years old and has been with Brian Austin Green since she was like 19.  And its not like we have seen her out with all these other guys.  We have only seen her date B.A.G. (hehe, his initials are BAG).

While many people aren’t going to believe her, I think I am going to back Megan on this one.  Just because you put a certain image out there, doesn’t mean thats who you really are.

Hahahahah, OK. Not really

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke are filming a new movie called Passion Play and this is them on set. Now most people end up getting “linked” to their costar at some point (case in point) but this one I don’t know. It’s a bit too out there. On the one hand, there’s a huge age difference and he’s kinda past his prime. But on the other hand, this IS Mickey Rourke & Megan Fox. Mickey’s been known to hook up with the younger ladies and Megan, well, Megan’s created her own reputation so I’m going to call it and say that these two will be “romantically linked” according to at least 1 supermarket tabloid.

Stacey: They would be the perfect couple.  Beauty and The Beast.  Too obvious a joke?  I’m sorry. 

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In an effort to stick to my new years resolution, I am going to change it up a bit and say something nice about Megan Fox at the behest of Tanya’s sister in law, who said she felt we were, perhaps, too mean to Megan.  I will admit, I can be quite nasty when it comes to Megan.  And because I am fairly certain she is going to do something that will annoy me at some point between now and the end of the year, why not start the year off on a positive note, eh?

So here goes…

Megan is the new spokes model for Armani underwear.  I think she is a great choice.  Why?  For one, she is using her best assets.  Her body and her face.  And in all honesty, they are both amazing  And for two, she isn’t speak, which I think is a great part of these pictures; I can’t hear her voice.

Hmmmm.  That last sentence isn’t really very nice, is it?

Well, at least I tried.

Click here to see more of Megan doing what she does best.

Tanya: I’m going to try and be a little nicer and say that I prefer her Armani ads to Posh’s.

Michael Bay (director of Transformers, aka Hitler) took some time out from doing Hitler-y things to do a service to his country: direct a Victoria’s Secret commercial. If I am ever in a movie  I want to be filmed doing action scenes in my underwear like these ladies. After I hit the gym hard. Say what you will about Megan Fox being a dim bulb or a bad actress, Micheal Bay makes her (and these ladies) look HOT.

Stacey: It’s true.  Michael catches a lot of flack but he knows what men want to see; nearly naked chicks doing action sequences.