The gossip world is a little boring today and I’m not feeling inspired to write a post about any of these stories. So for your reading pleasure, here’s what other people are writing about as well as a photo of Pam Anderson & Suzanne Somers. Why not?

Brad Pitt is going to be a cartoon super hero – People

Eric Dane & wife Rebecca Gayheart don’t have a “sex tape” they have a “hanging out naked and taking a bath with another chick” tape – The Superficial

Celine Dion and her old man husband are having another kid, thankfully they clarify that no sex was involved – Socialite Life

Kristen Stewart heads to the salon to figure out how to make her “Joan Jet” hair be “Bella” hair without totally killing the “Kristen” hair – LaineyGossip

Ryan Kwanten shirtless! – JustJared

Gwyneth Paltrow is “snobby” on set of Iron Man 2 and is a b*tch to ScarJo – Dlisted

Michael Lohan is stalking Lindsay, Lindsay is stalking Britney – Celebitchy

This can’t be good. Jon Gosselin (the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad) was hanging out with Michael Lohan (aka Lindsay Lohan’s crazy dad) last night. What do you think they talked about….

Michael: I’m tellin’ ya Jon, the people love the kids. You should get them their own shows. 8 shows = 8 times the money!
Jon: Brilliant!
Michael: I’ll be your manager. You know how much I make off my kids? Since Lindsay turned 18 I get nothing. You have to make the move now while you can still be in charge of the money. Your kids = your money.
Jon: I like your thinking Mike. Let’s do it!

Stacey: Are we seriously writting about this guy?