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	<title>I Smell Smut &#187; Michael Lohan</title>
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		<title>True Lohan Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tanya</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Lohan continues to be one of the most retarded people on the face of this planet (no offence to retarded people).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.ismellsmut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/micheal-lohan.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12535" title="micheal-lohan" src="http://www.ismellsmut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/micheal-lohan.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="600" /></a>We’re told Michael is going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission. He will stage his own arrest — to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter.<br />
Michael is saying he’ll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see Lindsay. If she won’t let him in, he’s going to get all drunk and then go back and make a scene.</p></blockquote>
<p>Excuse me? <em>&#8220;I care so much about my own daughter that I&#8217;m going to revert back to my alcoholism. It&#8217;s a problem she&#8217;s dealing with and I know no better way to help her than to get wasted and continue to make an ass out of myself.&#8221;</em> Brilliant.</p>
<p><em><strong>Stacey: </strong>Ok, I appreciate that he is her father, but seriously&#8230;leave the poor girl alone!  Its antics like this that I am sure have added to her laundry list of issues.  She doesn&#8217;t want to be around him.  How about being a good father by respecting her wishes and trusting that Betty Ford, a world renowned rehab facility, knows what is best for her.</em></p>
<p><em>What a f*cking douche.</em></p>
<p>(pic: The Superficial)</p>
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		<title>Little Stinkers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tanya</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Little Stinkers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brad pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Celine Dion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eric dane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gwyneth paltrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kristen Stewart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brad Pitt, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Celine Dion, Babies, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Kwanten, Gwyneth Paltrow, Micheal Lohan, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are all in the gossip news today.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ismellsmut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pamela-anderson-suzanne-somers.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3730" title="Pamela Anderson &amp; Suzanne Somers" src="http://www.ismellsmut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pamela-anderson-suzanne-somers.jpg" alt="Pamela Anderson &amp; Suzanne Somers" width="445" height="447" /></a>The gossip world is a little boring today and I&#8217;m not feeling inspired to write a post about any of these stories. So for your reading pleasure, here&#8217;s what other people are writing about as well as a photo of Pam Anderson &amp; Suzanne Somers. Why not?</p>
<p>Brad Pitt is going to be a cartoon super hero &#8211; <a title="Brad Pitt to be a super hero" href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20298519,00.html" target="_blank">People</a></p>
<p>Eric Dane &amp; wife Rebecca Gayheart don&#8217;t have a &#8220;sex tape&#8221; they have a &#8220;hanging out naked and taking a bath with another chick&#8221; tape &#8211; <a title="Eric Dane's sex tape" href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/eric_dane_didnt_have_a_threeso.php" target="_blank">The Superficial</a></p>
<p>Celine Dion and her old man husband are having another kid, thankfully they clarify that no sex was involved &#8211; <a title="Celine Dion having a baby" href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/08/18/celine_dion_pregnant_again.php" target="_blank">Socialite Life</a></p>
<p>Kristen Stewart heads to the salon to figure out how to make her &#8220;Joan Jet&#8221; hair be &#8220;Bella&#8221; hair without totally killing the &#8220;Kristen&#8221; hair &#8211; <a title="Kristen Stewart at the salon" href="http://laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_wig_testing_in_Vancouver_while_Nikki_Reed_and_Elizabeth_Reaser_go_shopping.aspx?CatID=0&amp;CelID=0" target="_blank">LaineyGossip</a></p>
<p>Ryan Kwanten shirtless! &#8211; <a title="Ryan Kwanten shirtless" href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/08/18/ryan-kwanten-shirtless-in-gq/" target="_blank">JustJared</a></p>
<p>Gwyneth Paltrow is &#8220;snobby&#8221; on set of Iron Man 2 and is a b*tch to ScarJo &#8211; <a title="Poor Gwynny Gwyn" href="http://dlisted.com/node/33451" target="_blank">Dlisted</a></p>
<p>Michael Lohan is stalking Lindsay, Lindsay is stalking Britney &#8211; <a title="Stalking triangle" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/66202/michael_lohan_is_stalking_lindsay_lindsay_is_stalking_britney_spears/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a></p>
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		<title>Child Exploitation 101</title>
		<link>http://www.ismellsmut.com/2009/07/23/child-exploitation-101/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=child-exploitation-101</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tanya</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jon Gosselin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon Gosselin hangs out with Michael Lohan]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3293" title="Jon Gosselin &amp; Michael Lohan" src="http://www.ismellsmut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jon-gosselin-michael-lohan.jpg" alt="Jon Gosselin &amp; Michael Lohan" width="300" height="300" />This can&#8217;t be good. Jon Gosselin (the Jon &amp; Kate Plus 8 dad) was hanging out with Michael Lohan (aka Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s crazy dad) last night. What do you think they talked about&#8230;.</p>
<p><strong>Michael:</strong> I&#8217;m tellin&#8217; ya Jon, the people love the kids. You should get them their own shows. 8 shows = 8 times the money!<br />
<strong>Jon:</strong> Brilliant!<br />
<strong>Michael:</strong> I&#8217;ll be your manager. You know how much I make off my kids? Since Lindsay turned 18 I get nothing. You have to make the move now while you can still be in charge of the money. Your kids = your money.<br />
<strong>Jon:</strong> I like your thinking Mike. Let&#8217;s do it!</p>
<p><em><strong>Stacey: </strong>Are we seriously writting about this guy?  </em></p>
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