I Smell Smut

Hahahahah, OK. Not really

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke are filming a new movie called Passion Play and this is them on set. Now most people end up getting “linked” to their costar at some point (case in point) but this one I don’t know. It’s a bit too out there. On the one hand, there’s a huge age difference and he’s kinda past his prime. But on the other hand, this IS Mickey Rourke & Megan Fox. Mickey’s been known to hook up with the younger ladies and Megan, well, Megan’s created her own reputation so I’m going to call it and say that these two will be “romantically linked” according to at least 1 supermarket tabloid.

Stacey: They would be the perfect couple.  Beauty and The Beast.  Too obvious a joke?  I’m sorry. 

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

So picture this: you’re a washed up actor who gets offered a role of a washed up wrestler. You take it & it turns out to be a real hit. You make some money, meet some girls, the drugs & praise start flowing again and you realize just how much you missed it. But then the buzz of the film wears off and people stop caring about you again. What do you do to get photographers attention?

Dress like an idiot.

A textbook move. Well played Mickey Rourke, well played.

(Pics: Celebslam)

From these pcitures I can only assume that Mickey and this rose have had a long standing love affair and he is ready to share it with the world by giving it passionate oral pleasure for all the paparazzi cameras to see.

That or Mickey was very hungry after a long hike and the only thing he had to eat was the foliage of the forest.

What ever is going on, I am going to have to ask Mickey to step away from the rose…and those gosh awful jade and gold rings…it would be best for everyone.

Tanya: Speaking of attention whores…

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Mickey & his 20yr old model girlfriend Cheyenne Tozzi

If you were a young, hot model would you date Mickey Rourke?

No?

What if you were an fat old maid with no prospects for love?

Still no?

Yeah. Me neither.

Stacey: No thanks.  Not in a million years.

(Pic: Just Jared)

Ok, Miss Comic Book Geek (psst, Tanya.  That’s you!).  This is the cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring Robert Downey Jr, Scarlett Johansson and Mickey Rourke.  Thoughts?  Are you excited for the second one?

Me, I thought the first one was good but people around me built it up too much.  They said it was better than Batman.  Sorry people, but nothing is better than Batman.

I am not familiar enough with the story line to know what to expect next or how the characters should be played.  I have been told by another very reliable comic book geek (Psst, Nate.  That’s you!) that RDJ played Tony Stark to a T.

Tanya: I’m not very familiar with Ironman either. I didn’t even know about it until the last movie. Which I expected to be awful (it’s RDJ). But it was good and RDJ really came back strong with it. He did great, I really liked Pepper Potts, and the storyline itself was interesting.

Expectations for Ironman 2 = 0. It’ll be a renter.

Ok, Mickey Rourke is either colour blind or on some serious drugs. I don’t know how else to explain this outfit. Do you think he dresses himself or has someone work on his wardrobe?

And the hair. Extensions? Greyextenstions? Or a bad ashy bleach job? Maybe it’s just the lighting…

By the by, Celebitchy has a really great post on Mickey talking women, his granny, the casting couch, and more.

Stacey: There is something about Mickey that I find incredibly interesting.  And this outfit just adds to it.  Is it planned?  I mean, no one else is wearing this outfit so he will for sure stand out.  Is it by accident?  If so, the color blind theory might be dead on?  Or maybe he has no fashion sense at all.  Either way, we are talking about it…and I guess that would be the point.

Micky Rourke has a new best friend. A cockatoo.

Large birds are like 2 year olds, and they live forever. Micky’s in for another 40 yrs (if he makes it that far) with a demanding, temper tantruming bird.

He has finally met his equal.

(Photo credit: Dlisted)

(Picture from Dlisted.com)

Ok, I know Mickey Rourke isn’t really relevant, or interesting for that matter, but i just had to post this picture.  Seriously, how cute is this picture?  Above is a picture of Mickey hanging out with his dog, Jaws, at LAX.  Look how happy they are just hangin’ around, probably scoping out some hot chicks and bitches.  Look how comfortable they seem with one another.  Notice how Jaws isn’t wearing a leash yet has no desire to leave?

Are you a dog person?  I am a dog person.  If your aren’t, you probably won’t understand this picture.  If you are, and you have a dog, you will totally get this picture and it will leave you aching to see your furry friend.  I have two dogs.  Two amazing, wonderful, cute, loyal dogs.  My husband and I rescued them.  One from the SPCA and one from ARF.  I think all dogs are amazing, but I believe that dogs that are rescued, love in a very special way; they know they  have been saved.  Mine do.

My one dog, Stan, and I have an a connection that no one else understands.  We hang out, we chat, we nap together, he knows when I am sad, when I am sick…he is one of my best friends.  Mickey lost his oldest dog, Loki, right before the Oscars this year.  He has credited her with saving his life when he was at the lowest parts of his addictions and depressions.  He said when he would just lay on the floor in a pit of dispair, Loki would come and lay beside him and remind him why he was there.  He lived for her.  He wore a pendent with her picture in it the night of the awards ceremony.  I always thought he was a little weird, but when I read and saw that, it broke my heart a little and he seemed a little less crazy to me.

Anyways, the point of the post was how cute these two were together, how human Jaws makes Mickey seem.  In a place like Hollywood where these people must question every relationship they have, can you imagine how valuable the type of unwaivering  love a dog can give is? They love you now matter what (or in Mickey’s case, what you look like).    I guess that’s why they are called man’s best friend.

Tanya: This is a cute picture. Perhaps one of the few lately where Mickey Rourke seems… normal. He comes across as a really weird guy. How much of it is true? No idea. Maybe he’s just misunderstood?

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