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People Magazine is reporting that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are expecting their first child together.

Really?  Well, she must be freshly preggo because earlier this week this Danskin ad was released featuring a very flat tummied Hilary.

Well, I guess this is a good time for Hil to have a baby because Mike can be at home to help with the newborn since he is taking time off this season to get healthy (translation: no team would sign him because he is a big sack of crap).

Congrats to the couple.  Hilary’s transformation into hockey WAG is nearly complete.

Tanya: Wow. Hil has a crazy stomach. Too bad it’s about to be destroyed FOREVER.

Too dramatic? In all reality it won’t be destroyed forever. It’ll just take a lot of work to get it back. Since she’s a Hockey Wife she won’t have to work and will probably have a nanny so she should have enough time to hit the gym if she wants that back.

Ever since Hilary Duff married Mike Comrie she has changed in my eyes. She’s no longer “actress Hilary Duff” because now she is “hockey wife Hillary Duff”. She worked hard to make a name for herself and keep herself pretty and now she can kick up her heels in her VIP booth, flash her $1 Million engagement ring, pop out some little Comrie babies and know that she’s set for life. As long as she keeps giving the BJs to her billionaire husband.

Stacey: Is it wrong that I am judging her for selling everything about her wedding to the tabloids?  As one of the celebs who I thought really didn’t play the game, this is kind of disappointing.  I saw somewhere that they only spent 3 days in Cabo.  For people so wealthy without any other obligations, it kind of  seems like a waste of time to fly down there for 3 days…unless they flew down strictly to get this photo to sell to the tabloids? 

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Ok, so I know these pictures are a little old but my hubby emailed them to me and thought they were hilarious.  Plus, celeb gossip is super slow right now aside from the whole Jesse James is an asshole thing.  And we can only report on the same thing for so long.

So, the story goes that Mike Comrie took his girlfriend Hilary Duff on vacation and proposed to her.  She was super excited, obviously really surprised, took some pics, called some friends.  All the typical girl things right?

So how does a girl show her happiness to her man?  Well, from the looks of the picture, that is definitely one way to show your appreciation.

Is she doing what I think she’s doing?

No.  No, she couldn’t be.  Someone this famous, who is always being followed by cameras wouldn’t be careless enough to get caught doing that.

Would she?

Tanya: She got a ring, he got a rimmer. Everybody wins

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Growing up there were certain girls who always wanted to marry a hockey player. I thought maybe it was because there isn’t glory in women’s hockey so the only way to get the glory of men’s hockey is to be a hockey wife.

Today I stand corrected. It’s the money. I’m feeling pretty dense right now. Of course it’s for the money. Athletes are gone travelling for much of the season and they have pretty solid reputations for sleeping around so why would you want to commit to that? Ask Kobe Bryant’s wife.

Anyway, Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are now engaged. Here she is with her 14 karat, $1 million engagement ring.

Most of the gossip sites are calling “bride wars” with Nicole Richie (recently engaged to Joel Madden) but wouldn’t this be closer to a bride war with Carrie Underwood & Mike Fisher? Fisher & Comrie were both Senators last year and the reports I’ve read said that Carrie & Hilary wouldn’t sit next to one another at the games. Gloves off ladies! This can make for some good smut.

Oh, and congrats on the engagement

Stacey: My mom and I were talking about that at a hockey game when all that Tiger stuff was coming out.  As a Sports Wife you would just have to be comfortable with the fact that your husband is cheating on you.  As much as it is a stereo type, it is a stereo type for a reason.  Tiger isn’t the first sports figure to cheat on his wife or GF.  Goodness no!  But what would you sacrifice for the solace of knowing you would live comfortably for the rest of your life and that your children would be well taken care of?  What would you give up for the status and the luxuries?  Clearly, a lot of women are willing to give up monogamy for those things.  And who knows, maybe some of them are smart enough to make a deal that involves them getting to enjoy a little action on the side?

As for Kobe, though, at least he seemed like he was sorry.  Instead of Tiger, who just seems like he is sorry he was caught!

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