What guys find hot this year

Maxim was getting a little desperate this year to find 100 hot ladies. While some of the ladies really are hot (Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli), many of them are just “meh” (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, January Jones) and the majority are either “not so hot anymore” or “have never been hot” (Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan).

They should have really just saved face and did the “Maxium Hot 15″ this year.

Stacey: Paz?  Really?

This list kind of seems like there was a bunch of guys sitting around the table, having a hard time coming up with 100 hot chicks and then when a name was thrown at them, they asked “Does she have boobs?  If she does, she is on the list.”  Is that all it takes, guys?

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You know what is always a good idea for a troubled, young starlet?  To reach out to an even more troubled aging narcissistic, drug-addled actor.  Miley Cyrus returned to Twitter this weekend (oh yay) and did it for only one reason; to follow Charlie Sheen.

Their Twit exchange as follows:

Miley: “Do not fear… the Sheenius is here! I’m not gonna lie. I came back to Twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen. Winning.”

Charlie: “Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter! Always felt you were epic… Now you proved it! Thanks for the love!”

Miley: “I always felt the same about you! You have taught me everything I know about WINNING. Duh!”

Ugh.  Does anyone else think this is totally inappropriate?  And also, like, super lame?  No good can come of this exchange.  How long before these two start meeting up for photo ops?  Better yet…how long before these two start doing it…because you totally know that is what is going to happen.

Side note: how funny is this picture of Miley Cyrus?

Tanya: Dear Stacey, thank you for making me throw up everything I’ve eaten this week. xoxo, Tanya

But aside from the repulsive thought of a Sheen/Cyrus hook-up (oh! turns out I can throw up more!) Miley returning to Twitter just to friend Sheen is all kinds of lame. It’s like you or I going to rehab just so we can hang out with Lindsay Lohan. Bad idea!

You know who else is super lame when it comes to Twitter? James Franco. Franny got all “I’m the God of Twitter” when he joined it a few months ago, then used it like a 14 year old girl, then recently quit because “Social Media is so over” (aka “The People Who Pay Me Don’t Want People to Know I’m a Douche”).

Stacey: Wow.  Miley seems to really have a thing for the older guys.  Remember how her and Jeremy Piven were BFFs?  Can we say “daddy issues”?

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This story, coupled with this picture, has caused a few things to happen.

1) For me to vomit in my mouth

2) Banish John Mayer from my Freebie Five.  Forever.

3) Be ashamed of myself for ever having him on my Freebie Five

Apparently, John Mayer and Miley Cyrus were all over each other over Grammy weekend.

Who knows if it is true or not?  But for some reason, I wouldn’t put it past him.  And because there is even the possibility that he would do it, it shows me what type of skank he truely is.

Tanya: GROSS!!! *barf*

Miley Cyrus is signed on to host Saturday Night Live and I am SOOO hoping that they get her in on The Miley Cyrus Show with Vanessa Bayer. Maybe Miley & Miley? No, that wouldn’t be great. Maybe Miley could be the host and play up the ditsyness? I’ll leave it to the folks at SNL to come up with something awesome, but I’m actually looking forward to this.

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There are a few tell tale signs that you shouldn’t date a guy. These include but are not limited to:

1. The guy has been arrested for beating the crap out of his girlfriend.
2. He’s dated Amy Winewhouse.

The dude in the picture above is Josh Bowman. Miley Cyrus’s new boyfriend. GAG! That’s like eating a piece of chewed gum that you found on the floor at the bar.

Stacey: Eww.  I hope she disinfects his crotchal area before getting down to biznass.  Who knows what she might catch from there.

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Jeremy Piven and Miley Cyrus are making a movie together and from the sounds of it they’re like totally BFFs now 4 realz.

“I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got along really well,” Piven told me while promoting his new drama I Melt With You at the Sundance Film Festival’s Bing Bar. “It was just so much fun. I had so much fun with her and we had great chemistry. It was really really weird—we’re like polar opposites.”
As for the Miley haters, Piven’s got her back. “You know, you can judge her, but what were you doing when you were 18?” he said. “She’s kind of amazing. There’s something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. There’s nothing pretentious about her. She’s this force. She loves to laugh.”

I really, really, really want there to be a “romantic” relationship coming out of this. Piven & Miley? OMG! I know that chance of that happening is slim but I think they’re the perfect match. Can you imagine family dinner with the Cyrus’s? Piven would fit right in. He and Billy Ray can exchange stories about times they acted like douches (all the time!) and then he’ll try and hit on Miley’s mom which will be totally acceptable because that’s how the family rolls.

Stacey: Are you kidding?  This would be the greatest thing to ever happen.  I don’t know what we need to do to make this happen but let’s do it.

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Best Movie Poster Ever.

So who really was the worst  of the worst last year? Here’s the list of the movies, actresses and actors who are nominated for sucking BIG TIME last year. Mostly it’s The Last Airbender, Twilight Eclipse and Sex & the City 2, but you can check out the full list and our opinions after the jump. But first I’d like to defend Twilight Eclipse: sure the acting was full fontrum, and the directing was pretty bad but it is EXACTLY the same as the book and you know the author was on hand to make sure it stayed that way so I’m putting most of the blame for that movie on her, not on the people trying to make it less lame.

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I know that I am going to get lots of hate mail from our male readers for this, specifically my husband, but I don’t care because when I am about to say is completely inexcusable….the above picture from Us Weekly is of Miley Cyrus filming a scene in an upcoming movie called So Undercover with…Jeremy Piven.

Say what?

A quick look at IMDB says that the film is actuallycalled I’m Like Soo Undercover and the synopsis is “A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority.”

Ummm ya.

Are you judging him?  If you aren’t, you should be.  Because going from playing Ari Gold to being in a movie with Hannah Montana is straight up LAME!

He must be really hard up for money.  Either that or has absolutely no shame and/or self respect.

Tanya: Jeremy Piven should be happy to get a job at all. Even if it is with Hannah Montana.

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Remember last week when I asked who Grey Damon was?  Well, apparently, Miley Cyrus could have used some help recognizing him as well, because according to TMZ, when Miley was tripping on salvia, she thought Grey was her ex boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.  I don’t know.  I guess maybe it looks like him a little.  But enough for an ex girlfriend to mistake him for Liam?  See.  Salvia is some crazy sh*t.

Apparently, Miley’s use and subsequent video has caused a spike in salvia sales, with people flocking from all over to try what Miley was trying.  Wow.  Who would have ever guessed that Hannah Montana would start a trend in the use of hard core hallucinogens?  Its a crazy world we live in.

Tanya: I could see that. Seeing how messed up she was might be a draw for some people (“you can get that wasted off one hit? Awesome!”). But then again it’s Miley. I get the impression that she’s like that all the time.

I’ve also heard that she wasn’t smoking salvia and it was actually pot but Miley’s people didn’t want her to be seen doing illegal drugs so they said she was doing salvia instead. Based on what I’ve been hearing about salvia I’m not sure if that was indeed better for her image or not.

 I am so glad that the internet wasn’t what it is today when I was a teenager. Can you imaging all the stupid things that you did being posted all over the internet for everyoneto see. Sure you can change your Facebook privacy settings but that doesn’t mean that some untagged photo of you that was posted by a friend doesn’t get picked up by someone else and sent around the whole school. Or to your brother or sister who shows it to your mom to get you in trouble. And with Photoshop you can make it look like anybody is doing pretty much anything which is pretty awesome if you’re a cyber bully, but really sucky if you’re trying to explain that a picture is fake.

If you are a celebrity it’s got to be a million times worse because people can also make money off photos of you making an ass of yourself or just generally doing things that aren’t very “good role model”ish. Like lap dancing or making out hard corewith a guy at the club. Or smoking a bong (it doesn’t really matter if it’s pot, salvia or tobacco because with just a picture we’re going to jump to our own conclusions). Miley needs to learn this NOW: if it looks bad and especially if it looks illegal, you’re going to get photographed. Unless you have some “real” friends that really care about you, but I don’t think Miley Cyrus has many of those.

Oh and there is a video. It features Miley Cyrus tripping out hard core (WTH were they smoking??) and “Glycerine” by Bush playing in the back ground which kinda takes me back to Jr High.

Stacey: What is she smoking?  According to TMZ, its salvia.  And that sh*t is hard core.  And legal for some reason.  Seeing how Miley is acting is the real deal.  I myself have never done it…but I have been around people who have done it and had them explain their experiences.  Its crazy.  Like, straight up mind f*cking.  Weed use doesn’t alarm me, but a young girl smoking salvia?  That alarms me.  And makes me wonder what else she is doing.  Because salvia isn’t for the light of heart or the inexperienced user.  In fact, seeing someone on salvia makes me uncomfortable because, from what I understand, you feel like you are in an alternate reality and seeing someone go through that, that inability to grasp onto reality for that time frame, gives me hardcore fontrum.  Its interesting that she is tripping about Liam though.  My understanding is that salvia can take your deepest, darkest fears and insecurities and bring it to the forfront for the duration of the trip.  It doesn’t sound fun to me, but some people I know who have done it said they would do it again. 

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