What guys find hot this year

Maxim was getting a little desperate this year to find 100 hot ladies. While some of the ladies really are hot (Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli), many of them are just “meh” (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olivia Munn, January Jones) and the majority are either “not so hot anymore” or “have never been hot” (Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Paz de la Huerta, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan).

They should have really just saved face and did the “Maxium Hot 15″ this year.

Stacey: Paz?  Really?

This list kind of seems like there was a bunch of guys sitting around the table, having a hard time coming up with 100 hot chicks and then when a name was thrown at them, they asked “Does she have boobs?  If she does, she is on the list.”  Is that all it takes, guys?

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Olivia Munn & Matthew Morrison were spotted out holding hands at Madison Square Gardens over the weekend which kinda grosses me out. She’s young and hot and he’s old and douchey. And it looks like he’s mid eye-roll. Puh-lease Matthew Morrison, get over yourself.

Stacey: Ya, something about these two is making me throw them a big, fat eye roll. 

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I don’t know if I am just a bitter and angry bitch this morning but every story I read made me either snort in disgust, roll my eyes in contempt or laugh because, well, because I couldn’t believe that it was actually news worthy.  And for some reason, the majority of them were from Us Weekly.  Weird.

And because there really isn’t a whole heck of a lot going on celeb smut wise or anything really inspiring me to write anything, I will just give you a few of the stories that have been annoying me today so that you can share in my anger and contempt:

Lindsay Lohan “beaming” post rehab appearance. Beaming?  Sorry, but I think she looks like sh*t – Us Weekly

Natalie Portman getting all weepy over her fiance/baby daddy – Us Weekly

Some Bachelorette lost 10 lbs…who cares? – Us Weekly

Some Bachelor is in love…ya right, like we haven’t heard that before: People

They keep putting Olivia Munn on magazine covers….seriously, who IS this chick? – Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan’s new BFF is Tom Hardy – Celebitchy

Tanya: Tom Hardy might actually be a good “sober coach” for Lindsay Lohan. He seems to have it together pretty well and from what I hear he was a total mess before. More of a mess than Lindsay, so we’ll see.

For the record: the dude in that photo is not Tom Hardy. It’s some jeweller. If you’re like me and stared at that pic thinking “wth happened to Tom Hardy??” the answer is “nothing”.

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Of course, right on the heels of US Weekly claiming Justin Timberlake is cheating on Jessical Biel with Olivia Munn, celeb butt kisser, People Magazine, has jumped up JT’s ass with a rebuttle story claiming:

“There is no truth to the reports.”

Of course.  And:

“Olivia Munn is not that type of girl.”

Of course she isn’t.  And apparently, the couple was out at a club together recently:

“They were sitting in a private area of the club,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Most people didn’t even know they were there. They were really affectionate and really seemed to be happy.”

Of course they did.  And finally:

“Justin and Jessica are doing fine.”

Of course they are. 

Because People magazine never prints stories that are planted by managers and PR people.  No never.

My smut radar is off the charts on this story.  Come on, Jessica!  I am rooting for you here, girl.  When are you going to dump his ass and find someone who appreciates you?

Tanya: I’m still going to sit on the sidelines on this one. It doesn’t seem right for us to pressure her into leaving him over something we don’t even know is true.

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Us Weekly via Celebtichyis reporting that Justin Timberlake cheater on his long time girlfriend, Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn.  If you are wondering “who is Olivia Munn”, don’t worry, I wondered the same thing a little while ago too.  She is basically famous for being hot.  Although, I don’t think she is overly hot.

Please keep in mind, this is all speculation but thats pretty ballsy for US to go out on limb and not only claim an affair but also put another celeb’s name to it. 

Apparently, the two hit it off when Olivia interviewed JT about The Social Network (which, BTW, his people are apparently trying to campaign hard for him for an Oscar nomination.  Say whaaaat?  I know!).  According to US, they had a steamy 3 day liaison. 

But of course, JT is still with JB and Olivia Munn, if this is true, looks like a whore.  Because really, we all know JT is attached to someone, so what are you, if not a boyfriend stealing whore when you do this with someone else’s BF?

Now, is this actually true?  I have no idea.  And it doesn’t really matter.  What does matter is that no one thinks that Jessica can hold on to her man and that he is running around, cheating on her ass with girls that are only famous for being hot.  What a second.  Isn’t that the only reason Jess is famous?  And if that is true and JT is cheating on her with other famous-for-being-hot girls that are slightly more relevant than she at the moment, does that mean she has jumped the proverbial shark?

For shame, JB, for shame!

The sad thing about this is JT is so popular and so loved that he will come out of this completely unscathed and Jess will look like a washed up nobody and Olivia will look like…well, I already said it.  Double standards.  They suck.

Tanya:I think it’s super harsh that since day 1 of this relationship there’s been rumours of Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel. She she’s not the best actress, but can’t we be happy for people because they like each other instead of riping them down because we think they could do “better”?  (sorry for the rant)

But on the other hand, these stories don’t generally come out of thin air. Maybe JT was flirting with Olivia and people just began to speculate.  

And why are you “for shame”ing Jessica Biel?? I don’t see why she’s at fault in this??

Stacey: I am “for shaming” her because I think this story is true.  And I think a lot of the other stories are true.  And allowing a man to do this to you in such a public way?  Its one thing if he cheats on you and you dump him.  But she has been putting up with it for years.  And why?  I get that sometimes you just love someone so much that it hurts to let them go, but allowing them to hurt you over and over…at a certain point you become just as responsible as the other person because you are teaching them how they can treat you.  Granted, I am basing my opinion on speculation, but as the old saying goings…where there is smoke, there is fire.  And if there is any truth to the speculation at all, I just feel she should have more respect for herself.

Who are the hottest ladies around? Well, Stacey & I withdrew our names from the running because it just wouldn’t be fair to the other women of the world, so after us, here’s the top 20 from Maxim’s Hot 100!

1. Katy Perry
2. Brooklyn Decker
3. Zoe Saldana
4. Blake Lively
5. Megan Fox
6. Rihanna
7. Elisabetta Canalis
8. Olivia Munn
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Marisa Miller
11. Eva Mendes
12. Audrina Patridge
13. Amber Heard
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Amanda Bynes
16. Selita Ebanks
17. Leighton Meester
18. Christina Aguilera
19. Bar Refaeli
20. Olivia Wilde

Stacey: Hmmmm.  You know what?  I totally dig this list.  Katy Perry as #1.  I like it!  Thank you, Maxim, for going out on a limb and having some innovative choices.  Although I am still not sure about this Olivia Munn business.  Seriously.  Who thinks this chick is actually hot?  Who actually knows who she is?

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Seriously.  I see this chick all over the place.  She did the cover of Maxim a little while ago, she allegedly dated Chris Pine, and she is always being posted about on all the gossip website.  But who the hell is she?  Olivia Munn?  What does she do?

A quick wikipedia check tells me she has basically done nothing of any importance.  No wait!  She was “hostess” in Date Night.  And that she is a “model”.  Really?  This girl?  Not to be mean, but this chick is nothing special.

Why is she everywhere?  Why is anyone interested in her?  In fact, why am I posting about her right now???

Tanya: She released a PETA ad yesterday asking people to boycott the circus because they use elephants. I think the more effective way to get people to boycott the circus would say that the clowns are really evil demons that will follow you home and eat your feet off if they dangle over the bed. It’d probably be more effective. Then the circus won’t have people coming any more and the elephants will be out of work and free. Except you can’t just free an elephant into the wild of urban North America and it’s probably really expensive to send them back to Eurasia so they’ll end up getting slaughtered out back behind the mall. You win this round PETA.