I didn’t see this coming, but that’s probably because I don’t care about these two at all. Are they on my least favourite celebrity coupleslist? No? Then I don’t have to update it. Yay! Less work for me!

Anyway, Ashlee Simpson is citing irreconcilable differences (which I think really means “Pete let himself go and is no longer flat ironing his hair to look good for her”) and is asking for primary custody of Bronx. I know nothing of their relationship except that Pete Wentz is always out with Bronx and Ashlee looks like she’s trying to become some sort of Renee Zellweger/Michelle Williams crossover so I’d give the custody to Pete. Sure he might just be using his son for positive press, but I’m a sucker for father-son time.

Stacey: According to Lainey, there have been infidelity rumors surrounding these two for a while.  Allegedly, he is unfaithful when on the road.  Duh.  Like I said, I could never ever be married to a musician or athlete.  Ever.  And this is just supporting evidence as to why.

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(Pic: The Superficial)

The quote that accompanied this picture of Pete Wentz carrying his child, Bronx Mowgli, on The Superficial literally made my day:

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure you’re never supposed to carry a child by the butthole.

Tanya: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

aPete Wentz is full of bad decisionsbut even he knows that dancing in the bleachers is not appropriate for the US Open. Imagine embarrassing Pete Wentz. Ouch.

Stacey: This girl is just a busted mess.  Whats up with her greasy nasty hair?  Couldn’t she shower before heading out?  Ick!

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(Pic: Just Jared)

Not to be rude or anything but what kind of G.D. outfits are those?  Do they know they aren’t in the 1920′s? Especially Pete.  I mean, did he suddenly start taking his styling cues from Goofy?  I know he likes to be “alternative” but this is a little out there.

Ashlee is not terrible.  But she has just changed her appearance so much from plastic surgery that I can barley recognize her anymore.  And she has the worst posture.  Stand up straight, girl!

Tanya: If they put these outfits together properly I’d be all for them. Pete’s is alright but Ashlee looks so frumpy! This dress looks like it was bought for $2 at Stitches. It fits her terribly. If she cinched the waist to give her a little shape and then fixed her posture so she had some shoulders and boobs it might work for her.

But instead these two look absolutely ridiculous.

Happy belated Father’s Day to all the dads out there! 

In celebration of Father’s Day Us Weekly had a little poll asking who is the sexiest celeb dad.  The choices were Hugh Jackman, Matthew McConaughey, Pete Wentz, and Brad Pitt.  My first thought was “Pete Wentz?  Really?”.  My second was hoping that Brad Pitt was not #1.  He’s always #1. 

Suprisingly, Hugh Jackman was #1 followed by Matthew McConaughey at #2 and Brad at #3. 

So, Happy Father’s Day, Hugh.  Your good looks and love for your children makes our hearts melt.  Keep up the good work!

Looking great... except for the socks...

Their relationship has always seemed a bit off but thankfully they’ve gone out in public to kiss which lets us know what everything is OK.

I want to write about how this whole marriage is a sham because Wentz is clearly batting for the other team. The only reason they’re kissing is because he likes the shade of lipstick Ashlee is wearing and she wouldn’t let him wear it out (“if I kiss her, then I can wear some too…”).

But then I saw the socks. No self-respecting gay man would wear white tube socks with an all black ensemble.

So, Pete Wentz: Not gay? or Gay with no self-respect?

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Stacey: While I think there is a possibility that Pete bats for the other team, I totally buy him and the lesser Simpson.  I don’t know why, but I do.  Although, he has a serious case of the TMIs…Too much Information.  There have been multiple times where I read what he has said and think to myself “Does he hear himself speak?”.  If my husband shared some of the info about me that Pete has shared about Ashlee, I would kick him right in the crotch.  Let ye be warned…

More pics after the jump…

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