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It’s a Girl!

Tanya — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 04:53:02 +0000

Pink finally popped today and she birthed a baby girl which she named Willow Sage.

Congrats Pink & Carey Hart!

Stacey: Thanks goodness! I was starting to become really uncomfortable for her.

I can’t wait to see her. And I love the name!

(pic: JustJared)

Maybe It’s the Dresses…

Tanya — Mon, 30 May 2011 14:55:53 +0000

Pink was out for lunch with Carey Hart and was rocking her ginormous bump. I think maybe it’s the dresses that are making her look so huge. I tried on some maternity sun dresses like that and they all made me look like I was about 500 pounds and should be standing in line at Wal-Mart picking out my wedgie (read: I didn’t look pregnant, I looked morbidly obese) – and I don’t even have a very big belly or much weight anywhere else to make me look fat. But, I do understand that when it’s hot and you’re pregnant you just want something lose and breezy so I won’t give Pink a hard time about this one.

Stacey: Oh gawd. She just looks so uncomfortable. Her belly is ginormous. When I see women at this stage of pregnancy, it just creates another reason why I don’t want kids.

Tanya, your due date is coming up right (is it today)? You do not look nearly as big as Pink.

Tanya: It’s on Saturday and I don’t look anywhere near as big as Pink because I’m not even close. I’d say Pink might be double my size, and that’s a conservative estimate.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Pink is Still Pregnant

Tanya — Thu, 26 May 2011 13:23:57 +0000

Pink went out for a coffee yesterday and by the looks of it I’d say she’s still pregnant. Or else she’s stolen something rather large and is hiding it in her dress.

Stacey: She is still pregnant? Holy moly. You know how some women get really cute and all glowy when they are pregnant? Well, Pink has not been one of those ladies. She frightens me a little bit actually.

However, I am sure her and Carey Hart’s baby is going to be super cute and totally kick ass. He/she is probably going to ride a motocross bike out of the womb, already rocking some mean tats and a killer mohawk. That is probably why Pink is so big; she has some ramps, a bike, and a baby in there.

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

Pink’s Take on Christina’s Arrest

Tanya — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:58:43 +0000

And here she is headed to the grocery store the other day:

(pics: Socialite Life)

More Shiny & See Through

Tanya — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:10:31 +0000

A few days ago Stacey told me that shiny & see-through is not the way to go for pregnancy style, and I totally agree with her. But now Pink is doing it too. Maybe there is a trend here?

Whatever, even if it is a trend I’m so not on it. I’ll opt for Natalie Portman’s t-shirt and jeans instead.

Stacey: Ummm. Now, you all know how much I love Pink so this is nothing against her but…you know how some women get all cute and adorable when they are pregnant ( Natalie Portman)? Well, not Pink. She is just getting big and scary.

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(pics: JustJared, Socialite Life)

Confirmation!

Stacey — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 20:14:19 +0000

(Pic: Just Jared)

The celebrity baby game is always so dicey because until we get actual confirmation from the stars themselves, its really just a guessing game started on whispers and rumors.

But Pink confirmed yesterday on Ellen that she and Carey Hart ARE expecting a baby together.

When asked why she waited to confirm, she said that she was nervous as she had had a miscarriage in the past and just want to be sure.

And then I felt really guilty. This is such a special time for anyone who is expecting and here we go as bloggers guessing and poking and prodding for the truth and we never take into consideration how hard it would be for them if this did happen to them. And we are trying to force them to tell us something that is so personal.

Hey, Tan. What do you think about only writing about impending stork arrivals that are actually confirmed by reps. I don’t want to add to the cycle of speculation any more.

Tanya: I think we already agreed to this back when we called out Jennifer Garner’s baby bump and then it turned out just to be a bad shirt. So yeah, sure, I’ll agree to this again but I don’t think we’ll stick to it.

I wonder when she’s due?

Pink’s Pregnancy Style

Tanya — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:59:25 +0000

Some stars find a way to glam it up while they’re expecting and some, well, some look like Pink here. Sure she’s only 12 weeks along and that can still be a pretty awkward phase between your regular clothes still fitting and maternity clothes fitting, but there are LOTS of options these days to make it work and I’m sure she has a whole closet full of clothes that stretch a bit better than this shirt that is barely holding itself together.

How can that even be comfortable?

Stacey: See. And I don’t mind this. I am not saying she looks amazing but I also think that if I were to ever have a baby, I wouldn’t rush out to buy clothes that would fit me for 1 week. I would be trying to make do with what I have. And that’s what Pink looks like she is doing. That or she just threw on whatever Carey left laying around because she had to go out for a quick errand.

Tanya: I’m not saying she needs to go buy a whole new wardrobe, I’m just saying she probably could have found something in the closet that would have to cling on for dear life. A hoodie and a t-shirt would have a little more give and the same amount of warmth.

(pic: Socialite Life)

Baby News!

Stacey — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:20:19 +0000

(Pic: image.take40.com)

Yay! My favorite news of the day…maybe even the week.

Us Weekly is reporting that Pink and super sexy hubby Carey Hart are expecting. These two are going to have the most daring, kick ass, bad ass kid ever!

Hooray! I am so happy for these two. They are seriously one of my favorite celeb couples…

Tanya, maybe we need to revisit that list. And do a count down for Christmas like our Hottest Guys list from last year?

Tanya: YAY!!! I’m SO excited for these two!!! They’ve had some troubles in the past but lately they’ve seemed pretty tight and they must be doing OK if they’re ready to do this (remember kids: babies don’t save relationships). When I picture their future kid all I get is a visual of Kingston Rossdale.

Bad Tattoos: Carey Heart + Pink

Tanya — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:06:33 +0000

Because nothing says “I Love You” more than a tattoo of your wife as a zombie.

Carey Hart got this special piece of work done recently and posted the photo to his Twitter account. I’m not even going to comment on this because it speaks for itself.

(pic: Dlisted)

Pink… In the Pink

Tanya — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:36:50 +0000

This in Pink onstage for her new tour. Ummmm….. Not my favourite tour costume. But it would make a good Olympics or Cirque de Soleil outfit.

Stacey: Not really sure what this outfit is, but it needs to stop. Immediately.