Usually posing with Reese Witherspoon is a good way to make yourself look like a fat giant. We’ve established this several times. But today things are a little different. Taylor Swift and Reese Witherspoon posed together at the ACM Awards and Taylor makes Reese look like a pudgy midget. Reese has been working out hard core to be in top condition for her wedding so you know she’s probably carrying ~0.05% body fat which makes me wonder how skinny Taylor Swift really is?

Stacey: Tanya, I am going to have to ask that you not use the word “midget”…it freaks me out.

They both look kind of fake, though, don’t you think?

Tanya: I can’t make any promises about my use of the word “midget”.

Yes, they do both look pretty fake. I think it’s the teeth.

(pic: The Superficial)

I’ll concede that this isn’t the best picture of her, but Reese Witherspoon recently admitted in an interview that she thinks she looks bad in every photo.

Obviously she hasn’t read our blog because we have a special category called “Posing with Reese” where we have picture with Reese posing with other people. Reese Witherspoon is so petite and cute that she makes the people she poses with look like frumpy, fat giants. If you see Reese Witherspoon on the street don’t stop and ask if you can have a photo with her because you will look like crap and not want to show it off. Just get an autograph of something instead.

Stacey: As unhappy and not great Reese looks in this picture I still would not take a photo beside her because she would probably still look better than me. 

(pic: Socialite Life)

I’ve come to conclusion that I never want to pose for a picture next to Reese Witherspoon. Last week’s victim was Renee Zellweger, this week it’s Hillary Clinton and Andrea Jung (CEO of Avon).

Stacey: Ummm, yes, totally agreed.  If we ever see Reese run in the other direction.  Got it.

It was like when we saw Elisha Cuthbert at the hockey game.  While it would have been great to get a picture with her for the site, I also feel it was better for my self esteem to not stand anywhere near her.

(pic: JustJared) 

I want to know who dresses Reese Witherspoon and I want to hire them. Here he is at the launch of a new Vera Wang store looking phenominal.

Check out the photo of her and Renee Zellweger. Next to Reese Witherspoon, Renee looks emaciated (OK, she always looks like she’s starving to death but this accentuates it) even though they’re probably the same size. Renee also kinda looks like a charictature of herself while Reese is proportioned like a normal human being. Renee just looks… weird.

Stacey: Renee always looks weird and emaciated.  I will never understand why anyone is attracted to her.  Seriously.  SHe is dating Bradley Cooper, has dated Jim Carey, was married to Kenny Chesney…she was even rumored to have dated George Clooney.  I don’t get it.  Maybe its a guy thing that we will just never understand?

And next to Reese, she just looks plain silly.

(pics: JustJared)