This probably isn’t how it went, but this is what I see happened when they were taking this photo:

“Rebecca, I know the mom usually holds the baby but you’re less famous and you don’t really look that maternal so can you hand over the baby to Eric?

Ok, better. But still not right. Eric, instead of standing beside your wife as you are now, can you just move in front of her? Ok, good. Maybe move in a bit more. Rebecca, please don’t try and push your way into this photo. Fine. Head over the shoulder is good, that’s about as much as people want.

Something’s still missing… Eric, can you please remove your pants?

And perfect!”

(pic: Celebitchy)

The gossip world is a little boring today and I’m not feeling inspired to write a post about any of these stories. So for your reading pleasure, here’s what other people are writing about as well as a photo of Pam Anderson & Suzanne Somers. Why not?

Brad Pitt is going to be a cartoon super hero – People

Eric Dane & wife Rebecca Gayheart don’t have a “sex tape” they have a “hanging out naked and taking a bath with another chick” tape – The Superficial

Celine Dion and her old man husband are having another kid, thankfully they clarify that no sex was involved – Socialite Life

Kristen Stewart heads to the salon to figure out how to make her “Joan Jet” hair be “Bella” hair without totally killing the “Kristen” hair – LaineyGossip

Ryan Kwanten shirtless! – JustJared

Gwyneth Paltrow is “snobby” on set of Iron Man 2 and is a b*tch to ScarJo – Dlisted

Michael Lohan is stalking Lindsay, Lindsay is stalking Britney – Celebitchy