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Here is Russell Brand filming scenes for Arthur in his underoos.  This picture reminds me of that neighbour that everyone has who goes out to get the paper in his ginch and open house robe drinking a cup of coffee, scratching his crotch then waving hello to you like you are friends or something.

On a side note, how awesome are underoos?  I need some.

Tanya: I imagine that if I lived next to Russell Brand I’d occasionally have livestock on my property. When I’d ask why there are pastel coloured sheep on my yard Russell Brand would just say
“oh yeah, those. I image they’ll run along soon enough” and go back inside.

And on your side note: They are super awesome.

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Normally, I have a serious quiver for any many that plays Batman or even dresses like Batman.  I know, its a little weird but its something I have had ever since I was younger and saw Michael Keaton in Batman.  Please.  He was so hot.  To this day, when ever I watch that movie I still think he is hot.  And that has carried on through my whole life.  You know on Halloween when you go to the bar and there is always one guy dressed as Batman?  I always thought he was hot.  Until now.  Russell Brand gives me the heebie geebies.

But still, this picture is so freaking funny.  Why is he dressed like this?  Whatever the reason, its making Monday morning a little easier to take.

Tanya: Michael Keaton? Gross.

Russell Brand is in this get-up to flim “Arthur” which I know pretty much nothing about other than Helen Mirren is in it. So, it must be good? This outfit doesn’t heebie-jeebie-me like it’s doing to you though. I don’t believe Russell Brand as Batman, but I do believe him as a dude dressed in a Batman costume. I think the utility belt looks pretty practical for him.

Stacey: Yes, Tanya, Michael Keaton as Batman was hot.  This outfit is so funny.  Check out the back.

Tanya: The bum is hilarious. As is the quick access zipper in the front. I guess if you’re drinking that much you’re probably also peeing a lot too.

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Katy Perry really knows how to win a guy over.  Well, aside from her obvious assets (psst: her giant rack).

When giving an interview with Esquire mag, she was asked about how she won over her fiance, Russell Brand:

“I was 25, 30 feet away from him. And I threw the bottle straight at him. Hit him smack dab on the head…Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match.’

I love it.  She also at one point in the interview called him a “professional prostitute”.  Ha!  You know, I think these two crazy kids are going to make it.

Tanya: Yikes. Why would you date someone who threw a bottle at your head? That’s like dating Joe Francis.

Team Edward and Team Jacob that is.

Stacey: I totally love it. 

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“Me and my fiancee love him. We want our own Justin Bieber. We can’t have the actual one because he’s busy with his work.

“I understand he procreates by laying eggs in the sea and then we can fertilize these eggs and have our own Justin Biebers. We could grow Justin Bieber in a jar like sea monkeys.”

– Russell Brand talking about his affection for Justin Bieber.

Stacey: Ahaha!  That is so funny.  Just Bieber = Sea Monkeys.  Totally.

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My sickness is apparently not going away yet because here is Russell Brand boxing, or something, in shorts and a pony tail that two weeks ago would have repulsed me but, instead, I find myself endeared by.  Not in a sexy way, no, but in an entertaining way that makes me feel like I like him.

What is wrong with me?  Does any one have an anecdote for whatever seems to be ailing me?

Tanya: Eh, just run with it. What’s wrong with finding an entertainer entertaining?

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From Russell Brand’s Rolling Stone interview:

“Whilst on tour, I masturbate a little bit, but not too much,” Brand admits. “It’s similar to the monkeys you see masturbating at the zoo, where it’s like ‘Zookeeper! Zookeeper! There’s something wrong with that monkey! And then, of course, if you ejaculate onto yourself, there’s that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief, then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it’s like, ‘I don’t know what you’re looking at! Kings have done that!’”

Stacey: There is definitely something wrong with me because this article is hilarious and I totally loved reading it.  I am ashamed of myself

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Something is definitely wrong.  Because when I saw this picture of Katy Perry and Russell Brand, instead of being repulsed but Russell’s tight pants and poodle hair, I actually smiled!  *Gasp!* And felt happy to be looking at them.  Almost as if, I…*gulp*…like Russell Brand or something.

No!  It can’t be true.  Not this guy.  Or this guy, who we decided was equally as douchey as Kanye West!

Or maybe I do?  Maybe the fact that he is dating Katy Perry has endeared him to me?  That has to be it because Russell is totally gross.  Right?

Because lately I find myself enjoying watching the trailers for “Get Him to the Greek” I actually want to see it.  And it doesn’t have Katy in it.

There must be something wrong with me.  I must be coming down with the flu.

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Tanya: Yeah, Russell Brand is growing on me too. And I think Katy maybe losing her touch for me. We’re following her on Twitter (Katy Perry’s account here, I Smell Smut’s account here) and hearing her every day drivel just doesn’t do it for me. Twitter is awful. Nobody wants to hear all your random thoughts and actions throughout the day.

Yeah yeah, I post my random thoughts here all day too, but at least they’re all focused around an interesting topic: Celebrity Gossip. Most people’s Titter accounts (typo, it stays) are just random things we don’t care about.

12:14am: wish I could sleep. too much #coffee before #bedtime

6:15am: off to work! #thingsihate

6:15pm: done work!

7:02pm: making dinner! #thingsihate

8:08pm: I love American Idol. @ellen is my fave <3

8:12pm: Journey is my fave band ever!!!! Don’t Stop Beeeeleeeeevin!!!

10:00pm: Bedtime!

Here’s Russell Brand being incredibly cute with somebody elses kid. Is it weird of me to hope that Russell Brand & Katy Perry have lots of babies so I can fawn over adorable moments like this?

Don’t answer that.

Stacey: Awwwww.  Ok.  I think I may be sick or something.  Because suddenly, I don’t feel quite as repulsed as I normally do by Russell.  Wow.  I even typed that without throwing up.  Maybe my cold, frozen heart is melting a little for him?  Weird!

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According to Katy Perry, Russell Brand is a bit of a wedding freak:

“[Russell] likes to buy those bride magazines. He’s a bridezilla. He wants everything to be monogrammed.”

I’m so glad my husband was pretty laid back with the whole wedding thing. He wasn’t a bridezilla, but he also wasn’t absent from the who process. Russell Brand looks like he’s a little too high maintenance for me

Stacey: This picture is hysterical.  Russell Brand is totally growing on me.  Kind of like a weird British fungus. 

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