Did you watch the American Music Awards last night? I was watching football but caught a bit of it during commercials – I caught someone in really sparkly pants singing some songs I didn’t recognize, and then Justin Bieber winning for the Artist of the Year. And that pretty much killed any desire to watch any more.  Artist of the year? What a kick to the nuts to the people he was up against for that award.

Anyway, here’s some random photo I came across with Russell Brand, Katy Perry & Justin Bieber. How cool would that be if they adopted him? Maybe Russell could teach him how to be less of a dweeb.

Stacey: Didn’t watch and didn’t care.  Why?  Because Justin Bieber was able to win Artist of the Year.  Why waste my time with a show that clearly doesn’t give a crap about legitimate music.

This photo is funny.  Maybe this isn’t the real Beiber and Katy and Russell finally grew their own Biebs.

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I’m just going by the forced neutral smile, but I don’t think Russell Brand is a kid person.

Or else he’s not a “hold this random kid” person and I don’t blame him. I think that’d be one of the weirdest things about being a celebrity – having people randomly throw their kids in your arms. And the hugging. Random people hugging me would weird me out.

Stacey: I love hugging. Do you ever see those people at the mall that are holding the “Free Hugs” signs.  I love hugging them

But that is not the point of the post.  I, too, don’t enjoy holding random people’s babies.  I barely like holding babies I know.

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Awwww! Our favourite celebrity couple has tied the knot!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand got hitched in India yesterday in an intimate traditional Indian wedding ceremony.

Congrats Katy & Russell!!

Stacey: Hooray!  Can’t wait to see her dress!

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Russell Brand is the latest celeb to get himself immortalized in wax form by Madame Tussauds.

And they nailed this one.  I thought it was actually Russell.  So good its almost creepy.

Tanya: Whoa! This looks so good!! Russell Brand is great. I was listening to an interview with him this morning and he totally made my heart melt <3

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I am posting this picture for no reason other than Russell Brand randomly being in a picture with an owl.

And his awesome yellow sweater.

Tanya: Maybe he’s going to Hogwarts!!!!

Russell Brand, seen here at the airport with Katy Perry was put under citizen’s arrest this afternoon for attacking a paparazzi. A paparazzi who was trying to get a Katy Perry up-skirt photo. Later he was taken in by police and then let out on a $20,000 bail.

You know who should have been arrested? The douche paparazzi who instigated this whole mess.

Stacey: I am going to say that sometimes I think the upskirts are funny.  Because there are some celeb girls out there who want that to happen (hence the wearing no undies all the time…Paris, I am looking at you) but Katy isn’t one of them.  I am glad Russell stood up for her.  That’s actually really sweet.  And makes me love these two together even more.

And shame on that paparazzi for trying to get Russell in trouble.  What a douche!

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Here is Russell Brand filming scenes for Arthur in his underoos.  This picture reminds me of that neighbour that everyone has who goes out to get the paper in his ginch and open house robe drinking a cup of coffee, scratching his crotch then waving hello to you like you are friends or something.

On a side note, how awesome are underoos?  I need some.

Tanya: I imagine that if I lived next to Russell Brand I’d occasionally have livestock on my property. When I’d ask why there are pastel coloured sheep on my yard Russell Brand would just say
“oh yeah, those. I image they’ll run along soon enough” and go back inside.

And on your side note: They are super awesome.

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Normally, I have a serious quiver for any many that plays Batman or even dresses like Batman.  I know, its a little weird but its something I have had ever since I was younger and saw Michael Keaton in Batman.  Please.  He was so hot.  To this day, when ever I watch that movie I still think he is hot.  And that has carried on through my whole life.  You know on Halloween when you go to the bar and there is always one guy dressed as Batman?  I always thought he was hot.  Until now.  Russell Brand gives me the heebie geebies.

But still, this picture is so freaking funny.  Why is he dressed like this?  Whatever the reason, its making Monday morning a little easier to take.

Tanya: Michael Keaton? Gross.

Russell Brand is in this get-up to flim “Arthur” which I know pretty much nothing about other than Helen Mirren is in it. So, it must be good? This outfit doesn’t heebie-jeebie-me like it’s doing to you though. I don’t believe Russell Brand as Batman, but I do believe him as a dude dressed in a Batman costume. I think the utility belt looks pretty practical for him.

Stacey: Yes, Tanya, Michael Keaton as Batman was hot.  This outfit is so funny.  Check out the back.

Tanya: The bum is hilarious. As is the quick access zipper in the front. I guess if you’re drinking that much you’re probably also peeing a lot too.

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Katy Perry really knows how to win a guy over.  Well, aside from her obvious assets (psst: her giant rack).

When giving an interview with Esquire mag, she was asked about how she won over her fiance, Russell Brand:

“I was 25, 30 feet away from him. And I threw the bottle straight at him. Hit him smack dab on the head…Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match.’

I love it.  She also at one point in the interview called him a “professional prostitute”.  Ha!  You know, I think these two crazy kids are going to make it.

Tanya: Yikes. Why would you date someone who threw a bottle at your head? That’s like dating Joe Francis.

Team Edward and Team Jacob that is.

Stacey: I totally love it. 

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