I Smell Smut

No comments from me on this one, just the story:

“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her. Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace’.

That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Source: Dlisted

When you try to quit smoking you get the nicotine patch. When you’re trying to quit heroin you take small doses of morphine.

Maybe Sam should get a Lindsay patch to help her quit the Lohan. Cold turkey isn’t working, nor are restraining orders, because Ronson was out for lunch with Lindsay for Lindsay’s 23rd birthday this week.

The Lindsay Lohan patch would be 2″x2″ square cut out of leggings with the medicinal ingredients of cocaine, self-loathing, a food stamp, crusty jizz and Red Bull and would be held into place with some adhesive spray tan. Late at night when Sam looks out the window and sees Lindsay hanging outside her house like a stray dog she can put on the patch and cut herself loose from the Lindz.

Stacey: Getting over someone is hard.  Especially when you are addicted to trying to fix them, like Sam is to Lindsay.  I heard somewhere it takes a good 6 months to truely get over someone.  And thats if you never see them.  Sam has a long road ahead of her.

But in the mean time, she needs to get rid of that Skynyrd t-shirt…she is giving us REAL Lynyrdf Skynyrd fans a bad name…

Aye matey. Thems be me boots.

Lindsay Lohan in these boots reminds me of Puss in Boots from Shrek. Maybe because they’re both ginger?

Anyway, rumor is that Linsday and Sam Ronson are back on. Guess Sam isn’t a “flowers & chocolates” kinda girl and is more of a “stalking & emotional breakdown” kinda girl.

Stacey: Call me crazy, I kind of like this outfit.  The boots are a little odd, but I kind of like them.  Not for me, but on LiLo, who has odd style to begin with, it kinda works.

I loved the first two Shrek Movie and Puss in Boots was super cute.

You stole my style b*tch!

Step, point, turn, step, point.

Since when does Tony Stark wear heels? – Lainey

Jessica Simpson dumped from her country music record label – OK! Magazine

New Eminem video = Old Eminem video – Dlisted

Katy Perry wears my grandma’s cruise wear – JustJard

Ronson seeking restraining order against Lohan – The Superficial

If Chris Brown didn’t do it, who did? – Celebuzz