(Pic: Just Jared)

Just because we love Sandra Bullock and Betty White, here is a picture of them busting out some killer moves at the Teen Choice Awards this weekend.

Sandy would be an awesome girl to be friends with.  Someone who loves who she is and would love you for who you are and when you go out dancing, wouldn’t judge you for dancing like a maniac to your favorite tune.

Tan, you think Sandy would be our friends if we asked her to come out dancing with us?

Tanya: Sadly, I don’t think she would join us. I think she’s going to be pretty secluded here on in. But I’m sure she would if that whole Jesse James nonsense didn’t happen, so we should hold it against him.

(Pic: Us Weekly)

Who the heck is that greasy, nasty ass guy with Faith Hill and Sandra Bullock?

What?  Thats Time McGraw?  It can’t be!  He is normally so handsome.

That photo of him is horrifying!  Now, thats what someone looks like when they come off a three day coke bender.  Relax, peeps, I am not saying he did, I am just saying he looks like he did.

Tanya: Yikes! Tim McGraw looks like a mess. Maybe he just finished a concert and is sweaty and tired from the effort he put in…

(Pic: Just Jared)

Hey peeps!  Sorry for the absence, I had some minor surgery last week and was in the hospital for a couple days and have been recovering ever since.  But fear not!  I am feeling much better and will be making some posts this week while I am recovering at home.

Thanks so much, Tanya, for the awesome posts this week.  I was reading them and the laughs definitely brought my spirits up

And much like me, except much hotter, Sandra Bullock appears to be back on the scene, making a surprise appearance last night at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards.  And girl is looking good.  Glad to see her out and about doing what she does best; being gracious, beautiful, and loveable.  Keep it up Sandy!

Tanya: Yay! I’m so glad you’re back and feeling better!! <3

Why isn’t this bitch gone from her 15 minutes yet? Oh yeah, because she keeps spouting of the stupidest remarks ever. It’s like watching a train wreck. Or Lindsay Lohan. Just STOP already.

On posing in a Nazi-inspired uniform and if that indicates racism on her part:
McGee: “I guess one could view it that way. I don’t believe it’s racism at all.”
Lainey: “You don’t believe wearing a Nazi costume indicates racism?”
McGee: “No not racism. Anti-Semitism? Yes. If that was the intention of putting the costume on.”
Lainey: “Anti-Semitism is prejudice against Jews, which is actually racism.”
McGee: “Oh OK, well that’s your view on that. I don’t see it that way.”

On Sandra Bullock:
McGee: “In a twisted type of way, I guess Sandra should be thankful that I did come forward and let her know that her husband did cheat on her.”

On participating in an Ashley Madison campaign:
McGee: “I have two beautiful boys to take care of, I’m a single mom. So yeah I have profited off of this but it’s also my first priority is to take care of my kids, to make sure they have a roof over their heads and food.”
Lainey: “So you own the cheating?”
McGee: “I do. Absolutely.”
Lainey: “As a way to support the children?”
McGee: “Yeah. I will do what it takes to support my children. Absolutely.”

Bitch please. I try not to comment on this because posting about her gives her more press time which fuels her ego which makes her want more press time but WTH??? Seriously. What is wrong with this woman? Sandra should thank me.

My dad: Why did you smash up my new Camaro?
Me: Oh dad. That car goes WAY too fast. If I didn’t smash it up you would have. You should thank me.

Uh. No. Doesn’t quite work that way. And if this bitch was really concerned about Sandra’s well being maybe she should have send a postcard instead of selling her story for publicity and money. Wrecking a home is bad. Wrecking a home for a quick cheque is despicable.

I wasn’t going to post a picture of her and was just going to put a picture of a trashy tattoo. A quick search of “trashy tattoo” came back with this image. It’s appropriate.

Stacey: I watched a part of this interview while I was in the hospital and could barely contain myself.  The level of stupidity and ignorance that this woman displays on a daily basis is amazing.  And Lainey could barely hide her disdain for her.  I give her props though.  I would have reached across the table and smacked that bitch down.  Defending her bad choices by saying she she is doing it for her children is pretty much the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.  She should be ashamed of herself.  Some people are just bad to the core and she is one of them.

Busy day for Sandra Bullock!

In today’s People MagazineSandra shows off her newly adopted baby boy. Louis Bardo Bullock is 3 1/2 months old and was born in New Orleans. Sandra & Jesse James started the adoption process together and Louis has been part of the family since January and Sandra is just announcing his arrival now and finalizing the adoption as a single parent. Which brings us to the second big piece of news today…

In her People Magazine interview Sandra Bullock also confirms “Yes, I have filed for divorce” and also adds “I’m sad and I am scared.” Awwww It’ll be OK Sandy. Even though I don’t know the guy, I think it’s safe to say you’re better off without him. But it is heartbreaking when things end this way.

But Jesse James shows that he’s not a complete and total douche (just 99.9% douche) with his statement: “My whole life has been full of hard decisions. The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart. Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go.”

Wow. Did not see that coming!

Stacey: Wow.  Just wow.  I never in a million years would have thought that this would be an outcome of this story. 

I wish Sandra and her new son the best luck.  I have huge respect for Sandy in her decision to move forward with parenting Louis as a single mother.  While it must have been a hard decision, I’m sure she made the best decision for her and her son.  A lot have people have been wondering what was taking her so long in filing for divorce.  Well, I guess this is why.  It could not have been easy. 

And while Jesse a really great statement, I actually hated him a little less, my hate also increased when thinking about the fact that this all was going on even after they had adopted this baby together.  He is a sick sick man.

(PIc: mix1041radio.com)

Apparently, the woman who sold her story of alleged infidelity with Jesse James to a rag magazine is publicly apologizing to Sandra Bullock:

“I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything.”

“I do feel guilty. I feed bad for Sandra”

“She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology….I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it.”

Does she realize that she is the reason the story went public?  It only went public after she sold her story for $30,000.  And who is she trying to kid?  She isn’t sorry.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee went on to say that Sandra should blame Jesse for all the problems:

“I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was…If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

“I did know he was married to Sandra. When we were sitting on a couch watching a movie, he leaned over to kiss me, and I said, ‘Slow down! What’s going on between you and Sandra?’ He said, ‘She lives in Austin, I live here. We’re not together because she’s filming a movie…’ I believed him…. he said he didn’t want to talk about it, I assumed because of legalities.”

She can make all the excuses she wants but it doesn’t change the fact that she was with a married man.  Furthermore, all she is doing is making it sound like what is happening is all Jesse’s fault. “If he had have done this he would be in this mess” sounds vindictive and malicious.  She sounds like a lover scorned.  And is she trying to say that she wouldn’t have had an affair with him if he had told her he was still with Sandra?  Bitch please.  What was she doing contacting him and going to his office and “watching movies” with him in the first place?  She knew what she was doing.

You know what?  I am not sure which is worse.  This chick or the the other skank who wore this shirt out in public.

For the record, just looking at this woman makes my skin crawl.

Tanya: The girl comes across as a bit ‘thick’ so I could see her believing Jesse James when her told her that him and Sandra were “apart”. But if she really is just a woman scorned you’d think she’d go tell his wife about his douchebaggery so his wife could put him on the curb like the piece of trash that he is. But to sell the story to the tabloids and destroy the family so publicly is just low. She might be sorry, but her apology is falling on deaf ears here.

(Pics TMZ)

Ok, so I don’t want to indulge this story too much, because I think it is horrible what is happening to Sandra Bullock, but J-Ho #2, Melissa Smith, a woman who claims to have had an affair with Jesse James was seen out wearing the above t-shirt.

Seriously bitch?

I am sorry, but I think that these women are the lowest of the low.  And this one is taking the big, slutty cake.  Having an affair with a man that you know is married, then selling your story which completely and totally embarrasses and devestates his wife, then go out in public with this shirt on?  This shirt? Seriously, this woman has big, honking, giant set of proverbial balls.

Seriously.

WTF?

If I were Sandy I would come out of hiding just to smack this ho down.  Not that I am endorsing violence but I would totally not blame Sandy if she did it.

Tanya: The only Team this woman is on is her own. What a selfish bch. It’s like one ho of Tiger’s that keeps holding press conferences. Drop it. You’re not the innocent victim and no one feels bad for you. All they want is their 15 minutes; don’t these guys see that?

I read this really funny story about Hugh Grant’s old assistant coming up to him and smearing chocolate cake all over his white shirt, for which Hugh Grant punched him, then someone threw a glass of wine that hit the owner of the venue and the result was a bitch fight that can only belong in a bad chick flick, but when I was looking for a picture of Hugh Grant I came across these wonderfully photoshopped photos of celebrities upside down. Much more fun

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Sandra Bullock picking up Jesse James' kids from school (old photo)

I’ve refrained from posting anything about the Sandra Bullock / Jesse James mess that’s happened over the last few days because I was really, really hoping it was all a bunch of lies but the evidence just kept building. Jesse James’ mistress came forward, Sandra Bullock pulled out of a premiere, then reports surfaced that she moved out of their house. But now Jesse James has broken the silence and has confirmed himself to be a giant douche.

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

When Sandra won the Oscar for Best Actress just a few weeks ago they showed Jesse James in the crowd with tears of pride in his eyes. And just before that Sandra Bullock fought tooth and nail in the custody battle between Jesse James and his porn-star, jail-bird ex-wife. They seemed so rock solid. It makes me incredibly sad when things like this happen.

My question about this: why do these women come forward? You’re having an affair with a married man – what did you expect to happen? Are they upset that the men didn’t leave their wives for them? Or that they never called them back? Is this a move of spite to ruin their lives, marriages, careers and reputations? Or is it all just so they can get interviews and their 15 minutes? I’d say THIS is the lowest point: knowing that you’ve been doing something wrong and then taking everybody down with you. For shame.

What’s Sandra Bullock going to do with her Oscar?

“I’m going to have Jesse weld the Oscar to the hood of the car. It will be there to remind me as I do the school and grocery runs. I’m taking my award food shopping. More people will see it.”

Stacey: Gawd this woman is awesome.  I would love to hang out with her for one day.  While she took her Oscar with her everywhere.  If I were her, I would make everyone address her Oscar as if it were a real person and call it Oscar.

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)